My ex hated that I had more control and a bigger butt than her. Come to think of it. Women I’ve dated have always liked my butt but hated that it’s “bigger” than theirs.
*David Attenborough voice* As you can see here the male bird of paradise, in all his colorful glory, does a sort of dance to attract a mate. It’s a display rarely seen elsewhere in the animal kingdom … does the female approve? *flies away* Perhaps not.
LariCheltsy
I Castinutted
Semiflaccid
ButteryBiscuitBass
+1
grool
Yes, king!
thinkybrainpains
hot! is this a mating dance cuz I'm all like
4vie
... I daresay it just became a mating dance!
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
That's very impressive!
xj4low
Glorious
CloakedFigure
Dude absolutely killed it
FundamentallyFlawed
Such style, such grace!
Germhole
"I feel pretty... oh so pretty..."
SupposablyPersnickity
Damn, dudes got some action!
imisscanadianpeanutbutter
In the back section !
thatauzzieguy
Stupid sexy action dude.
BurnieCinders
That man FUCKS.
venom181st
Onlyhereforthelaughs
How the fuck is he doing that so fast?!
joester101
He's helicoptering, damn red Dress, quite revealing
KrazyKatLadyStarterKit
Was waiting to see if anyone else would comment on that
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My ex hated that I had more control and a bigger butt than her. Come to think of it. Women I’ve dated have always liked my butt but hated that it’s “bigger” than theirs.
LordBrandonTheBold
I don't think I was born with the muscles this requires.
PolarbearsToenails
Not Maybelline either
MadamPuddifoot
You were, but you're about [(your age) - 1 year] too late to develop them. Lol
LordBrandonTheBold
What if I believe in myself?
lacarpitrondookmarriot
You can do anything you set your mind to, sweetie. Love, mom.
MadamPuddifoot
I literally laughed out loud at this response. 😂
itsallaboutthecones
FishSausages
So few dudes get to enjoy feeling pretty. It really is awesome. And I'm a middle aged cis white male from the Midwest. It feels great, recommended
ItTookMeAGoodWhileToComeUpWithAUsername
I always wanted to do a beauty day as a straight dude. Still haven’t found the guts to do it.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
*David Attenborough voice* As you can see here the male bird of paradise, in all his colorful glory, does a sort of dance to attract a mate. It’s a display rarely seen elsewhere in the animal kingdom … does the female approve? *flies away* Perhaps not.
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AstralInfinity
lol...I can hear this in his voice...I love David Attenborough!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
🔊
fandsor
I've never seen this video in full! I had no idea it even had anymore to it.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
luckily it's under a minute long so it fits here with sound
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WhiteRhino723
This dude fucks!
Quickbrownfox11
You can tell by his face he knows exactly how majestic he is
gorillaClutch
Dude has quite the wagon he's dragging
sucremama10
Bahaaaa ..best reply here and thanks for the big LOL. I needed it today
CrappleJack
My step mom has been a bellydancer for 40+ yrs and her primary teacher was a man(Ibrahim Bobby Farrah)
BrainTaffy
hetherweaversmagic
Get it!!!
Dascari
Look at the third one. kids are about to start a mosh pit!
HypnagogicHallucinations
My hips do not do that.
Polymathena
Tahitian dancing is amazing.
dart223
13andido
Nuraalek
Butt butt butt butt
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nowhereButEverywhere
Will upload more later.
TalleyZorah
The smile sells it all the way home. He did great!
ButteryBiscuitBass
Challenging wank.gif
Idontneedrealfacts
not my most challenging this week though.
ButteryBiscuitBass
Kehy
Oh no it's not. That muscle control would be amazing
LoitninStroik
If that's a challenge, you're not even really trying.
GenXHippie
Male or female, this is impressive.
ArcaneM37
Clearly he is male...
GenXHippie
Yes. My point is this is impressive.
ArcaneM37
Yes, and my point is bouncing penis.
GenXHippie
Whatever turns you on, friend.
BEARD3DBEANIEE
It's more impressive for males IMHO. Guys don't naturally have good hip dancing abilities lol. How many guys you know can twerk? lol
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
I wouldn't even know which muscles to use, let alone use them like this
MrSyth
Its ya butt. Ya butt is muscles. (Also calves, feet, and abs)
SirRichardOfHead
Well I'm a guy and I sure as shit can't.