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Jul 12, 2021 9:06 AM

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A British soldier has cheated death after crashing into someone's roof and falling into their kitchen when his parachute failed to fully deploy during a training exercise in California.

The parachutist jumped out of a plane from 15,000ft in a High Altitude Low Opening exercise known as Halo which is used by the SAS and SBS for covert missions in hostile territory.

But the soldier started to spiral out of control when the parachute failed to fully deploy over the skies of Atascadero. HALO I just dropped in for cuppa of tea

He deployed his reserve parachute but it was too late and he continued his rapid descent towards the ground.

Residents called 911 after seeing him falling before he smashed into the house.

The impact left a huge hole in the tiled roof of the bungalow as the soldier fell through the loft and into the kitchen

The homeowners were out at the time of the incident at 4.55pm on July 6.

The soldier, wearing British special forces uniform, was pictured in the kitchen surrounded by dust and debris in the house, still attached to his harness.The soldier only received minor injuries from the crash landing and was taken to hospital for treatment.

The rest of the training group landed safely in the designated landing field A free new sky light !!

That's my home town!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Get the kettle on love, I’ll be dropping in soon”

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Death From Above! AIRBORNE!”

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

pushy blighting fuckers, aren't they?

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5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

After watching how hard it was for mythbusters to put a piano through a roof, what

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

his jump bag hit first

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have decided that your injuries are not service related.

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I'm a fan of "service related - 0%"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought there were rules about quartering British soldiers in homes in the US.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

More like career ending injuries. How hard would you have to hit to break THROUGH a sheet of plywood?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People from Derry: [first_time.jpg]

5 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 3

ah patty , well said

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

At least he didn't land on the cactus. That would have been some Looney Tunes shit right there.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope the homeowner had Farmer's insurance. This would make a great Farmer's commercial.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

15,000ft ≈ 4.57 kilometres

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Good bot

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

good bot

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

“I’m not hurt badly because I CrossFit”

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

lol people say that?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I first thought it's a picture of a masked guy whacking a soldier with a fishing pole.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

15k is low/average, absolutely not HALO. That is at least 30k, you have to wear oxygen and Such for your jump.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Training, probably 1 load jump & he was not fully qualified

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Halolujah

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's raining men!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Terribly sorry about your roof old bean, had a spot of bother with my parachute"

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Spit-spot, Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, pip-pip, cheerio.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Cheer up old sport, just pop the kettle on and we'll have a cuppa and then see about this broken roof kerfuffle, wot wot?'

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh theres no chance any sas or sbs sound like that anymore

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not unless they want to charm thier way out of breaking some yanks roof they don't

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You greatly underestimate the s.a.s if you think theyll have to charm a way out of a redneck shotgun situation

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on him, Americans don't have enough voltage so their kettles take twice as long to boil.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

5 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

Come in Mandrake the redcoats are coming ... feed me!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, 1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by air?

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

dude. the british are already here.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're not even breathing hard.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucky he missed that dish drainer!!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

… and those two cactuseses

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A free new skylight" is what the government will claim when asked to cover the damages to the property.

5 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 3

Yeah, the gov will pay for it. It happens usually with errant equipment drops though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freaking government handouts!!!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i think the pommie gov will be easier to deal with

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

They were doing this in California. I don't think the UK will be involved.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

in peace time ,most gov's cover their soldiers action while training allied country

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'll take your word for it. I doubt my renter's insurance would cover something like that, but what do I know?

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Correct, your rents prob wont cover it . The home owners insurance will

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

could you image the assessor's face when he read the claim .

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"The homeowners were out at the time of the incident...". Who the hell is the guy in the shorts?! Who took the photo?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

neighbours who ran to help ?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

First picture: "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The comment i was looking for.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same thing happen Ed to a friend of mine in the Royal Marines. Broke his back though..

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Luckily he didn't end up inside a MAGA guy house, otherwise he would have opened fire to defend himself from the foreign invader.

5 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 47

Weird how you turned this into a political thing.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 19

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5 years ago (deleted Jul 12, 2021 2:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I don’t think a MAGA guy would know the difference between a USA soldier and a British one TBH they would just see a soldier and assume USA

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At least until the soldier in question exclaims: "Bloody hell, my ankle!!"

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

*"Ahh for fucks sake! Me bastard ankles fucked!"

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Origh oright wots this then?! You got a loisense for them ankles?

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5 years ago (deleted Jul 12, 2021 7:42 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Especially in that neck of the backwoods.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 15

Hey now, I live in Atascadero. But your not wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I only say it with a mix of love, respect, and honesty...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"MUH THIRD AMENDMENT RIGHTS!" *Shotgun blast*

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 16

that was clever. bravo.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly he was an allied force liberating this patriot from a lack of skylights ;)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What part of California? Might find some oil...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The foreigner invader being a member of the Regiment, I have not high hopes for the survivability of the MAGA guy.

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 8

Cream of the wehrmacht got rolled by a bumch of Cretan civilians with ancient shotguns and pitchforks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Wehrmacht had nothing on the SAS. They’re like: serious, with the whole warrior ethos, it’s their day job. MAGA guy is fucked.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even with two broken legs he'd still win.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So who pays for the repairs? Do they send a bill to the Queen?

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Dude, you owe me taxes for 250 years, get lost."

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yes

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

homeowners insurance, Then they will see reoperations from whoever was operating the aircraft. probably joint exercise so USAF.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably the US. Chances are that he is using the American issued parachute which has a poor record Vs the British one

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was most likely a joint exercise. The US military would take responsibility for this.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The guy's joints definitely paying the price for this exercise.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The quite challenging HANO jump (High Altitude No Opening)

5 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 0

courtesy of "Deathworlder's". HELLNO-Jump: High Exit Long Line No Opening jump.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minor injuries? So he must be wearing those Christmas socks his mum gave him last year.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't Do what Deadpool Does Do.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahaha

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or the High Altitude Low-No Opening, commonly referred to as the Hell No jump

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

this is the best comment

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Deathworlder's" does it a bit better, but they're also doing it from orbit. HELLNO-Jump: High Exit Long Line No Opening jump.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait... how did I not hear about this? I live 5 minutes from Atascadero.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

if you had just looked up you might’ve seen him.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

July 6th 9500 block via cielo

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hi neighbor.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Howdy! Dan's Grub Shack still in business? I've hardly left Templeton/Paso the entire last year or so.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, haven’t gone there in years. I recommend the French Bistro.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well , dont just stand there, put the kettle on

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Well, don't just stand there, abuse black football players online

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

harsh. the man has not even had a cuppa yet. Give him at least time to catch this breath, there´s a good lad.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Ere! Put tha fackin kettle on, innit?”

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Milk one sugar please

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mobile Infantry is equipped with kettles 4 tea in their tanks. I do trust SAS commandos possess the ability to fashion a cuppa anywhere

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Nah we’ve got laws against soldiers eating our food and sleepin in our beds lmao

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I read this in John Cleese's voice

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tea fixes everything

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Spiffing

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He looks like he needs afternoon tea.

5 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

And maybe a biscuit...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He needs a builder's brew and maybe with a lot of whiskey.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

NATO standard is milk and two sugars. (also British Standard BS6008 and ISO 3103)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No thank you Turkish, I’m sweet enough!

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Do you know what nemesis means?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww shit I forgot the response to this! I know it ends with ‘ORRIBLE CUHNT: ME!

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Aw fuck that’s tight. Thank youuuuu!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of the best comments ever!!!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Homeowner: The what?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Paratrooper: "All is lost. Please airstrike my exact position."

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like he wearing a plastic shield on his face and trying to sell that poor soldier a fishing rod. California fur sure.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

obsured SAS/SBS members do not want their id known

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where you come from, do you put the kettle on?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Pop, put, stick, bung it on,

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