karajGiraffeMonster
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Mar 14, 2025 4:40 PM
karajGiraffeMonster
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ChazRadlord
#13 your responsibility
EroticZombiePants
Dysentery? We aren't just heading back to 1940. We are heading back to 1840.
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
#10 Let's hope the kiss was on the lips.
artie500
The toilet paper in the pic doesn't have serrations, so it's shown that way because it's easier to tear in that direction.
NiceSave
#28 Apparently an inspection was needed. What sort of MANIAC puts their crisps on a plate?
karajGiraffeMonster
How else would you put it on?
dixxienormus
Shane didn't tell about the kindergartner who said his mother tells why his Dad has two penises - because nobody could become that silly playing with only one.
RobBobertyYT
#33 few possibilities i already see in comments. Another i thought of is she had a temporary colostomy bag and trying to explain it to a kid ended up at an extra butt for pooping.
pastaholic74
#18 Lord knows it would be the first time
karajGiraffeMonster
You get it
Garmin7
johnson442
Huh. I thought I was the only one that did that!
howaboutthis2718
#5 What's your second favorite loading dock in all of Brooklyn?
MoonMoon89
#38
SonnyVabitch
Based on the very little that I know about this woman she's an intellectual hero of mine. If she subsequently turned out to be an idiot or a problematic person, please leave my ignorance intact.
Snooj
Nah, she was pretty baller. Great answers to stupid questions was her game.
HubicPairs
She’s great on MSNBC, too
pullingsixty
#33 Child may be referring to the dreaded Front Butt.
Ipostrandomfactsaboutmyself
A FUPA?
pullingsixty
Just directly above the FUPA. If you have a front butt, you most definitely have a FUPA.
murrcurial
#30 I now care about this too for some reason. 2 - 2 - 2007 was a Friday, perfect for a release day and is formatted the same regardless of regional date formatting.
SextusPompeiusMagnusPius
Also, am I an idiot, or is it 1000 years and not 100?
gyzmok
correct on the 1000 years thing. Not sure on the idiot thing.
Seantall
I love the precision of this reply.
Hairymonkeyman
#11 Who cares what music that in bred, jug eared, adulterous, sponging fuckwit listens to? I don't like the royal family in case you hadn't realised
lonosham
#27 there aren’t otters in Northern Territory! The crocodiles would eat them. Darwin’s cracker night would be cancelled
Agavanaskakiskamunamun
#2 my bathroom has a roll holder that is specifically designed in such a way that I must put it in the “incorrect” way to have it work. If put in the way this image shows, it will rip every time you try to pull it. To be fair the one I have is nearly commercial style and has a metal cover for the front (to stop my cats).
Thornaxe
#30 ahh. The only year with 007 in it for a THOUSAND years.
TofuGolem
#2 I used to put toilet paper on the dispenser over instead of under every time because that's how my parents did it. Then I found out that people make a big deal about it, and started alternating between over and under.
KingXizor
#3 look, if you don't eat a little of the batter every time, are you really baking?
Snooj
Eating batter is repulsive. Eating cookie dough is where it's at.
KingXizor
Aww man, when I'm making pancakes or the like for myself you better believe I'm absentmindedly dipping the spatula into the bowl for a lick every few seconds. My mom would always give my dad and I each a ball of the uncoocked pie crust she'd trimmed off to eat, and yeah cookie dough too is great. I about lost my appetite I ate so much the last time I made Spiced Molasses cookies.
LinguisticBitch
#2 Well it would be hard to provide correct illustrations if it was the other way around. Doesn’t mean it’s the correct way to put it. I just set it on my shower door knob.
LadyMidnightToker
#33 the mom probably had a very large FUPA, but lost weight. When wearing pants, it kinda looks like a 2nd butt.
apairofpetducks
You might be thinking of an apron belly, which is not a fupa
0xDEC0DE
FUPA is a crass and disgusting term. Please refer to it as a gunt.
LadyMidnightToker
LadyMidnightToker
#2 also, if the other way was correct, why would they have the patterns on the wrong side?
BishlamekGurpgork
It's a choice between shredded paper on the floor, installing a cover that closes when it's not in use so the cat can't get at it, or turning it backwards. Needless to say, I don't care about backwards toilet paper, or about who does.
LadyMidnightToker
Ok.
Wafflesaur
#2 I thought this was solved ages ago. Over is the standard way. Under is for cat owners.
UncleMeaty
There is no over or under. Turning the roll around doesn't change how the paper hangs. There is in front or behind.
Wafflesaur
Yes there is. But it relates to how you pull the paper rather than how it hangs.
UncleMeaty
You pull the paper down, no matter how you place the roll.
Wafflesaur
Are you sitting below your roll or beside it?
laylvanna
Took me a while to remember NT = Neurotypical, not New Testament
DanFranzen
Wait 'til you hear about YT!
toyotasandwich
You Testament
HamSlamwich
Yeah no one ever accused Christians of being BAD at brainwashing
hnngh
Windows NT.
mineoc
Windows New Testament.
It’s what St. Paul used to write his letters.
Milkarius
Meanwhile my brain: New Tealand
MadamPuddifoot
I cannot explain why, but this made me cackle like a goblin
Milkarius
then my job here is done!
shawnmilo
SheepySleepySmuggler
Jctc
shawnmilo
I mean, obviously the Japan Cargo Tally Corporation is always relevant.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Just check the comments