both my frogs have knives.

Apr 5, 2025 3:53 AM

One of them wants people to croak.

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Yeah, and the big one is starting to lose grip.

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Froggy knife fight!

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Froggy style

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Help me I don’t understand 😅

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But the frogs okay, right?

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Only 2? That's odd, I remember eating 3

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I sure hope they aren't poisonous

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Aren't? Whoops. Sorry, I just gave them a fresh coat earlier!

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Why do you think they get licked?

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I really hope they are.

Venomous frogs frighten me.

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But they're already inside you

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One frog wants to stab you. The other frog, though, understands that the vulnerable fleshy parts are higher up and is lifting the other frog up to get a good jab.

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Hank Hill

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He is beauty
He is Grace
He will do 9,999,999 damage
To your face

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Tonberry! D: they look cute but they love two things - pointy things, and stabbing people with pointy things.

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Why does something so plain fuck your day up so much.

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They're pretty pissed about being turned into monsters by the Green Death a few hundred years after the War of the Magi (at least according to FFXIV)

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