Tell it, Skeltor

Sep 15, 2021 10:55 PM

WrongDonkey

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Except it’s wrong.

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Stay fresh cheese bags.

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its actually got that pus in it too from the cow but go on, keep eating

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Some cheese tastes like spoiled milk though.

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Not really , cheese hardly contains any lactose who is main component of milk.

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Toenail bacteria smells like cheese because it's the same bacteria used to make cheese

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Stupid sexy Skeletor!

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In shape. Not in contents or texture.

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When we get cheese at my work, it comes in boxes labeled "Cheese Loaf" with the appropriate type of cheese. Always confuses the deli

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These are getting more and more uncomfortable. I love it.

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This is supposed to be uncomfortable?

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One of the many reasons I don't use Velveeta. "Cheese product loaf"

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We prefer the term "cheese brick" around here

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We just ignoring that tag eh? Cool cool

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I mean, it is mildly amusing, can't really say it was much funnier than that

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That tag is what led me to you, 7 months later

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And Velveeta cheese is the leftovers of real cheese that was cheesy enough to consume with more cheese. Cheese, okay I’m done

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I endorse this comment.

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Also, Cheese.

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Can I have cheese with that?

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yes

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Naw, Skelly, the original is “Cheese is milk’s shot at immortality” It’s old and probably French, I’d wager

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Probably not France. Cheesemaking is >7000 years old and France wasn't doing much then. Doesn't mean it wasn't just if you're going to pick>

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you'd be better off picking somewhere with more nomadic people (Poland, Ukraine, Persia) or a more ancient civ (China, Egypt, Mesopotamia)

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What? Lascaux is like +16,000 years old

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And those people were hunter gatherers. Need to domesticate the animals first. That was first on the Steppes, India, and Near East

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Fair enough, I guess there's theories that place it even further back to Saharan dairy

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