When you have 0 points in agility and 500 in strength

May 28, 2017 2:34 PM

STR 20, DEX 6, ...

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...or luck.

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"In my hands, any facet, angle, and surface of this thing is a weapon." -- maxed-out STR Barbarian

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You see Ivan, this way hatchet can kill slower hatchets too.

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Look the import thing is you hit the target, right?

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Exactly.. bludgeon the guy to death with a slashing weapon.

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Dungeons and dragons 1st edition in a nutshell.

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wonder what came first circles or the axe?

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good question, actually.

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Dex was high enough to hit near centre. Strength drove it into the wood. Weapon proficiency is where they failed.

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B.A.T.L!!

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But. Handaxes use strength even when thrown >.<

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There are games where you can put 500 fucking points in something? Wtf?

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I want to say you could in Diablo 2, or at least reach 500 between allotted points and gear bonuses.

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Fucking 500?! Hercules (pages 122 of Deities and Demigods, D&D 3.5) is literally A GOD KNOWN FOR HIS STRENGTH, is level 40, and STR of 55!

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I've done this before, the axe handle broke in a very very odd way

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@saggateron das you babe

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Morphling

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Looks like the stun gun build

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lol exactly

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Perma stun OSfrog

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that's because only CASULS ever level dex

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I was so hoping, but it doesn't appear to be the same axe. +1 for sharing

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Of course. Khal Ronon doesn't miss.

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Never go above 66 strength.

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I always thought it was 60 the limit to be OK.

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In what game

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Dark Souls

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I thought so but wanted to ask and be on the safe side

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Batl!

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Imma just say it... uhm what tf does this have to do with agility.... accuracy...

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lots of games have accuracy intwined with the agility state, starwars the edge of the empire for one example

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Well in real life how fast you are has nothing to do with your accuracy..

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when you roll a nat 20 or a nat 1 on an attack

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"why not both ?"

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Nat 20 to hit, roll minimal damage.

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that's a nat 20 for a character who's never held a melee weapon before, no training but amazing stupid luck.

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it's a nat one when that target is your friend and you fail the save vs death

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melee throwing weapon*

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Any melee weapon is a throwing weapon if you're brave enough

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wait so no other 5e fighters have a throwing greataxe and a regular greataxe? dont think my 6 int can handle this confusion

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Dexterity, not agility.

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Dark Souls? Dark Souls.

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Thank you

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Thank you!

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Daxeterity

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It does tend to be the more sensible stat, but many systems boil the core stats down to STR, AGI, INT.

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It's because it would otherwise be SPECIDL.

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It depends on the system. Most use dexterity, but I've seen one or two that use agility instead for some reason.

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Dota 2 for example

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and fallout

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Gotta make SPECIAL work.

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SPECIDL

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Thank you

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Axe-idental?

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Well done!

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Nooice

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This is good pun.

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It's also a nice boulder.

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Axellent

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Haha thank you I was worried I might not have handled it well ????

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Oh. My. God. I can't believe it took me this long to get that.

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would still be a fatal blow....

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the fact that he still hit the bullseye though shows that he has some sort of aim with the weapon...

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I have killed many a demon with my elbow, apparently.

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Accuracy: 500; luck: 0

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That say one extraordinary skill can cover most of weaknesses.

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Who ruddy threw that, the fecking Mountain?

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500?? The fuck level are you?

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Torn?

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Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu

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When you go the entire match not shooting one bullet because Krogan heabutt 1-shots everything but giant enemies

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What SYSTEM is this, even?

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All of them

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Obviously turned on cheatmenu

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He just glitched with scrolls and Soul Gems

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That's low level for Japanese RPGs and cheating in American ones.

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At least 3

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Lol

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You're probably not wrong.

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Well, you're not wrong

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i see you

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By D&D 3.5 rules, at least level 1912

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Or 3804 if you wanted an ability modifier of 500 instead of an ability score of 500, however, this is nut including any bonuses except...

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Those gained by level, with a +4 racial modifier and max rolls, a human would be another 31 levels (at least)

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I can appreciate your dedication to finding real answers here!

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player.setav strength 500

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Lol

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player.modav strength 490

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Player.modav fmoverunmult 5 <- Do it...

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"So you're being completely honest that you ROLLED a 500 out of a 4d6 method? At home and alone? Interesting..."

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And what about that 0 agility?? You can't have a 0!

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You can if you drink enough

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Actually point method

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Multiplication, right? 5x5x5x4

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CHEATER!!! You don't get to keep the lowest number, you have 125 nerd.

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This guy gets it, or else I'm putting 24 in constitution

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