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greetings online friends. i hope you had a frank and productive holiday
that's adorable
they always ask you to do that
mamma mia
wait what
happy thanksgiving friends
never fails
why is this so true
there's pictures of horses and milk so you know it's legit
mmm hmm
i.. don't know
i hope it's not licorice
cool thanks
shimp time
time for another eye washing
finally
dang
that's my time.. have a great night gang!!
psugab
#15 that's really delicious. Cheap beef ramen with good hot dogs? Add some cayenne pepper for a kick and you have a nice snack
chipjack
#1 I keep trying to look at her face. It's not working.
CrisprCAS
#25 She usually calls the horse Mayo, and sometimes Mayo neighs.
thesixmilliondollarman
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#15 how else can you make sure they never ask again?! /s
Iaimtomisbehave
busterfixxitt
#35 You're supposed to take the beanbag out of the stuffie to microwave it! You ARE a psychopath, dude. 10/10 excellent self-awareness.š
ameranthe
Nah, my nephew has one that's an axolotl and it's just all one thing. You shove the whole plushie in the microwave for like 90-120 seconds and it's good to go.
a2s2020
#7 The goth has taste and discerning. That is no mere ātoiletā. That is a throne
RElGNMAN
Pet wine, that cat is day drinking.
Schitzoflink
#1 the bane of autistic partners everywhere
DeadnCold
#1 If she is willingly my partner in life and she is currently dressed like that, the only fun I'm having is with her..
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
#3 What's the round thing being used as "garnish"?
NeynasGhost
Uncrustable, maybe?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Oh yeah maybe, I've never seen one! But have heard them talked about on here.
NeynasGhost
Never seen one in person either, but that looks more or less like what I've seen in ads.
mrollings53
#1 Just going to take my motorboat out for a spin. You can come with.
deetatron
psugab
(\O/)
TheDirtySanchezBros
#1 Honestly, if that was my partner, I donāt know that Iād ever leave the house.
Kazpur81S
#12 āI call itā¦.The Pompeiiā
rigello
#2 Bury it. For later.
psugab
#39 that remote is for a DVD/ VCR combo and does not have volume.
Luchalma
Good catch! This whole dump is bullshit.
psugab
That's not what I'm saying, but okay.
aRootinaTootin
psugab
@op, this isn't what I meant to happen! I'm sorry!
Wheretheheckisjason
#30 Iām pretty sure itās orange cranberry muffins or vanilla Oreos.
CodyBurkett
#25 *Mongol throat singing intensifies*
RespiratoryRandy
#8 that's ostrich, son! (I think)
Vixess
#1 Wrong. If she says "go have fun" and her face looks like this, what is being described is toxic and passive aggressive. Go have fun and don't come back. You'll be better off for it.
HighSorcerer
#15 Alright homies if you want flavorful ramen noodles that are not soup here's what to do: In a frying pan, bring about a half cup of water to a boil. Add two packages of ramen noodles. Using tongs/fork/chopsticks, flip them after about 45 seconds, then unfold them, then start breaking them up into their individual noodles. Simmer until 2/3rds of the water has evaporated, stirring to cook the noodles evenly. Add 2 tablespoons of butter. Add 1 seasoning packet. Toss and stir until coated. Enjoy.
Handyolo
#10 went to Italy for my honeymoon. There was legit a billboard in one of the train stations that explained, in English, that if you cut your spaghetti then it's not spaghetti anymore. I wish I'd taken a picture
Hashbrown123
#1
Elvenbane
#34 guessing squid ink
OptimisticMisanthrope
Activated charcoal in food was popular a couple few years ago.
JoeMangoJello
#4 someone care to explain?
drunkdeadlock
She took notes on how to play a baseball video game, probably one of the guyās favorites.
LankyBootyGriswald
Oh! Those are baseball inputs. I could not figure out what game she was taking notes for.
No wonder it didn't work out, bro played sports games.
quade
#1 we have fun at home.
joshuasplinth
Uh uh, stay with her and make her laugh.
kickmyballsrealhard
Exactly
psugab
Especially if she is dressed like that when she tells you to have fun. I will, and it won't be out of the house
OrionAurelyon
Motorboating...in the bedroom
Fengor
You're already screwed if she's got that look, so why not go out on your own terms.
homoerection
And waste valuable empty house video game playing time? I think not.
ToasterDent
Why go out on your terms when you can come in on hers?
LionelOu
#1 No, do go and have fun. Avoid all that passive aggressive bullshit.
CodyMcBean
Am I the only one to interpret her non verbal comms to be neutral, someone who justs rests her face?
RevRagnarok
Yep. She said it was OK. If she wasn't adult enough to say it wasn't and discuss it as a party of equals, then too bad. Had this discussion with my wife when we were dating, and this is our 20th year.
redditmcredditface
depends. if its her grandmothers funeral that just came up ... is that really is more important than that LAN party you had planned for months. yea it sucks but do you really want to disappoint #1 ? Lets be honest you really cannot do better than #1, so prolly should go to the stupid funeral.
RevRagnarok
Then why would she say it was OK?
redditmcredditface
because women are complicated creatures my friends. Its ok, its why we love them.
OptimisticMisanthrope
Her grandmother's funeral?
QotU
Legit had a DIL and granddaughter show up to my (step) MILās funeral like this (minus the midriff, Iāll give āem that). They kept to themselves, were generally nasty to people, and despite the fact people were polite to them, were snarking on everyone wearing black to a funeral.
blubberingbastard
I think we'd all disappoint #1 one way or the other
shivacat
BTW, any idea who #1 is?
blubberingbastard
Ashley Benson, not a scientist
LionelOu
Are there things to consider? Yes, some even on the level of your example. But if your response to someone not going to a funeral is to go "have fun" in that passive aggressive way, then no, both of you should avoid that relationship. Doesn't matter how she looks, it is not worth it. You can and will do better, because looks and personality need to be weighed together. Stop thinking with your genitals.
sleepinggreenidea
It's true that this level of poor communication would be a bad sign and the relationship should probably be ended, but the context you're ignoring includes where that sort of PA communication can come from. It often is a result of the receiving party not taking direct critical communication well ("stop being so controlling!", etc.) and patterns of behavior (i.e., they've tried being direct and were ignored). IOW, many people hearing it *can't and won't do better* b/c they're >= 1/2 the problem.
Deshalope
Yes but you see this involves nuance and that's illegal on imgur.
trigonman3
#12 Thanks, Marie Callender!
trigonman3
aaaannd now it's #11
RevRagnarok
KrondorMocker
Verk80
Hahahaha this is incredible
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#17 these guys obsessed with "masculinity" have none.
RestlessVagabond
skunkaway2000
There's a lot of teamsters, construction workers, etc (or their ghosts) that would like to chime in on how "feminine" lunchboxes are...
raiker333
Fuck the teamsters and their limp dick leadership. I'll be glad when all their Trump loving members get crushed by management in the next strike
OptimisticMisanthrope
Look at all those pansies. /s
crushingbore
He tried to backtrack when all the blue collar workers came for him.
NeynasGhost
My dad's got a lunchbox. It's big enough to hold like four of my lunches.
wilagames
#11 $40 dollars worth of sex toys is one cheap sex toy.
HeyOP
That's #10 now, for future readers.
Tezerah1
Maybe that's why they depressed
ToasterDent
Her name is Sapphire, and she doesn't appreciate being called cheap.
M4Firefly
I can do 40 dollars. 50 and ill even say I love u
OptimisticMisanthrope
TheDreadPirateBoberts
came here to say this. what did you buy, lube?
ImSynnical
Amazon has tons of sex toys in that price range and many of them are excellent quality I donāt know how they even make money on some of this shit
UsuallySpecial
Check the prices for the same toys on AliExpress, $3 inc shipping for a $30 Amazon purchase
VoxVocisVerum
mushroomking
They're second-hand
dposton70
Sometimes you have to pay extra for used toys.
Or so I've heard....
randomwalrus
One's second hand can indeed make a perfectly viable sex toy. But I do not see where the $40 fits in.
hereforthebewbs
You can't just start fitting in $40 with no practice. You start with something smaller, like a $5 and work your way up.
BlastFX
Not if you buy them on AliExpress!
downrightmike
*Might explode in more than one way
KileyBarker
The extra lead in them is good for your bones!
UncleVenoM
Who is #1?
Imjustanotherbrickinthewall
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kerms
Bashley Enson
ObiHaiv
JohnCheshirsky
Ashley Benson circa 2015
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Came here for the same reason
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Ashley Benson
Fandango1978
Ashley Benson
somnif
Who is Ashley Benson?
lrateyourrig
I think she was in that disney movie with all the other Disney child actresses
OldEricCool
#1
mleo765
Who is that?
RanOutofWit
An American actress, apparently. Looks like a lot of soap opera kinda stuff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Benson
somnif
Well I've seen some of the shows she had one-offs in, but none of her starring stuff. Oh well, cheers mate.