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That was somewhat unexpected. I wonder why they didn’t ventilate his corps to the 2030 midterms. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/sen-lindsey-graham-dies-71-brief-sudden-illness-rcna552722
UncleRat
Remember when Graham was on television crying for money when he last ran for office and people still voted for him? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
DrSchlepenstein
The world has a little less evil in it now.
LiterallyAWizard
Was the "brief and sudden illness" an abrupt case of "pushed down the stairs", by any chance?
FlintNorth44
The "Ivana Special"
paeches
more!
Harm
Thank you,brief and sudden illness!
harbengerprime
Wonderful news to wake up to!
MikeRInternetTraveler
“Graham is survived by the dozens of hairless Filipino femboys he kept in his basement”
509tigerfish
Not fembois - Lindsay is a sub -
chewmaca2
Somebody should go check his basement and yards and hardrives...
NMguy
What about the Epstein Files?
FrogDelay
Lindsay Graham suuuuuuucked
sevenfingerman
He will not be missed
Debberz
Not the one I was hoping for tbh
keyblader1985
Endocrom
FlintNorth44
The devil: Lindsay, you are seriously one evil little POS...
flordelasantillas
Say it cardiac arrest. Ditch the brief and sudden bullshit. Mofo's heart blew up.
Pepeseinn
I hope he's on a couples cruise of every circle of hell with Mitch
itsthevoiceman
StupidCanadianWolfBird
So what was it? Stairs, a window, Polonium-210?
Peden1
"Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"... Trump's response to an adversary
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
509tigerfish
Bye Bitch!
RedSkizzers
They say that it's 'brief and sudden' but they don't mention if it was painful...
Any chance we could get an update to this story? It's really important to me that we find out the truth of this pain situation.
FromTheBeyond
AllegedlyUncleTonton
Do you guys think trump is feeling this?
mikeatike
In his arteries.
KnaveOfSwords
Well, on the one hand, I have trouble believing Trump actually cares about anyone else.
On the other hand, it's never easy losing your lapdog.
TalkingSnake
Why would an 80yr old that shuts himself in public worry about mortality when a 71yr old drops dead?
StephenDaniels
It depends on how much it inconveniences trump.
LordHotPie
a brief and sudden miracle
bourbonandbaddecisions
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
He went to speak to his buddy mitch for 20 minutes
CerisCinderwolf
With the number folks folks lying to cover about Mitch, how much you want to bet he was going to spill the beans?
zHurk777
And after that, Stockton Rush invited them to go on a federal-regulation-free submarine ride.
silenceofthespam
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Targe0
I wonder what it was that got him?
YoungCore
Would not surprise me if it was a sex thing.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Hopefully his conscience.
WhattaMattahYou
I'm telling people with utmost sincerity that it was autoerotic asphyxiation.
Since they're not going to tell us the truth anyway, might as well make it an absolute banger of a lie.
IGetAllMyFactsFromHere
"acute myocardial infarction stemming from prolonged analingus" is what i am going with
Dannoboyo
Asphyxiation.
Dannoboyo
Auto Asphyxiation.
zHurk777
heart attack. so it shoulda been painful. wish it coulda been worse.
MothMonsterMan
Diarrhea lettuce
Blackfinity
He was just in Kyiv, was pro-Ukraine and anti-Russia. My guess is the nerve agent novichok.
Omicron416
But why would they do that when he was on their side?
Blackfinity
Graham wasn't on Russia's side: As noted, he was pro-Ukraine and wanted to support them financially and with weapons. With the way things are going in Russia right now it wouldn't surprise me if they started going after Ukraine supporters.
Omicron416
Good point, and I didn't realize that when I made my comment.
I was thinking mostly how he was otherwise always on Little Donnie Krasnov's side, what with him being Putin's puppet and all.
iusedtodream
More pro war than anything else.
FellaWithUmbrella
Still waiting for Trump, but this fits here as well:
”Good, I'm glad he's dead.” – Donald J. Trump, March 21st 2026
DatDarthCaedus
Trump already made a post about it back when it was made public:
"Senator Lindsey Graham, one of the greatest people and Senators I have ever known, is dead! He was always working, and was a true American Patriot. Lindsey will be greatly missed!!! DETAILS AND ARRANGEMENTS TO FOLLOW. So sad! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Which I guess means Trump or those around him feel they can get something out of praising him, since otherwise I doubt they'd care.
BarryTheCyborg
He died kissing his ass, so that earns him praise
WhatzitTooya
Just wait a day till donny changes his mind again, as it is tradition.
Jamnew60
Oh, they care! That’s another Senate seat up for election as their narrow majority margin grows smaller. It’s also another small step closer to impeachment and conviction of Trump.
savagesong
Dr. Anne Andrews was only 8 points behind him before he died. He was always being threatened. Either Russia took him out or GoP because he was going to lose and they needed to be able to appoint someone else as a republican. I’m sure McMasters will replace him with an “All American Younger (40s) White Man with kids and a wife who loves Jesus and hates trans.” and the republican South Carolinains will just vote him in in November. The democrats need to put money into my state finally. Break them.
AbsoluteKilljoy
My fondest memory of Lindsay was when he died after a brief and sudden illness
Evi1Gav
Such a shame it wasn't a long, painful illness. He deserves to get the most from his illness.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
The illness could’ve been shorter if I’m being honest
Mountons
Hahaha
michiyl
Reminds me of:
Starlatan
Frickin' love this dude lol
Gothish
I cackled XD
Dimension09
I feel bad for the mortician that has to look at his lady bugs
AbsoluteKilljoy
Tainted knowledge
WigglyBlondeNoodle
I really hope it was explosive diarrhea.
fartser
Hahah the mystery diarrhea parasite source got him.
bindedig
Iran got him
Eyeetsass
What does Iran have to gain from the death of a diva?
bindedig
Closer to Trump
WigglyBlondeNoodle
They've been good with explosives so far.