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Mar 2, 2020 8:15 PM
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kamillamhanson127001
Get a life my child.
ChickenROAR
Some people don't deserve the air they breath.
Domehammer
Actually trees just trap carbon dioxide for most part. Algae produced more oxygen.
TCGView
A lot of them can give shade, food, oxygen. I mean what more do we expect from something that can live hundreds of years and not think?
PoopiesEverywhere
Useless trees
Theauburnsky
Fact: We could plant a trillion trees and it wouldn't put a dent into climate change.
kerms
That was the joke.
smittycoco
ya why cant they at least give off things that are edible like fruits
Recuecn
r/woosh
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Oh leaf the trees alone.
FirstFloor4Life
Do they “give off oxygen” or do they use up the Carbon and free up existing oxygen from the atmosphere?????????
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
We have one near me.
phydaux4242
And apples and oranges and pears and bananas and pecans and cinnamon and, and, and...
iamthisguy247
Trees give off shade, something you can only make a weak attempt at Tree Hater.
ShamanOfHigh
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
yes, fuck oxygen. that's the joke. thanks for pointing it out.
Amwaysalesdept
you can get electric from a tree if you shove enough precious metals into it
KarakLohr
Stay in School kids.
alecdshope
Is dog daddy, by any chance, also anti-vaxx?
DrSharkbite
owlest
fuck her knuckles up
Clairidan
Greta Thunberg when a tree is not producing enough oxygen.
CrazyCatLad
Daughter of a birch
drousnavat
Most of our oxygen comes from the ocean plankton.
Xisledd
Holy shit you're fun at parties
OccupieCommonSense
Awe, ya beat me to it. Ya, trees don't give up much O2. Cellular respiration in photosynthetic processes have quite a bit of overhead
Offsprung
Diatoms
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
snoogans671
I thought your head would be bigger.
drousnavat
No, I am like 90% trivia. 10% sacrasm
tomatoboy
Phytoplankton. Plankton as a larger group includes non-plant organisms.
drousnavat
true but not a lot of people recognize that word and I was setting up for Spongebob jokes.
tomatoboy
Ah...well...I’m still interested in hearing the joke.
tomatoboy
That doesn’t negate the fact that they still produce oxygen (and have other obvious benefits) even if they don’t provide WiFi.
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
Trees act in nature more akin to lymph nodes, as far as the atmosphere is concerned. Not as oxygen producers or CO2 scrubbers.
rubesqubes
They actually don't. (Well, they do but they use it up.) The carbon cycle is a zero sum interaction. All oxygen comes from the oceans.
tenaciousjeebs
Do you mean fungi use oxygen in breaking down dead trees?
PraiseTheMachineGod
Fruits? Nuts? Wood?
Usedtobeabear
After reading your comment I thought of cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Flint Lockwood?!
godamnit
Sounds like a great night to me.
Kellboy69
Pinecones
Myowngrampa
Cocaine
HereComesTheOffensiveComments
Syrup, aspirin, paper products?
Dyslexicbirch
cinnamon
thatguy1843
Apples, oranges, leaves
verukt89
Cocoa beans!!!!
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
Well actually, some of them do give off WiFi, at least of the cellular variety
MinisterMilu
WatDaFuqULukinAt
lmao. we got these at minimum on the NJ parkway but I'm sure they're in other places here
TheJonatron
https://media1.tenor.com/images/889b02b40278e8c0951f64844fab791b/tenor.gif?itemid=7840142
SonOfScubaSam
Frankenpine.
Googol30
Convergent evolution at its best. https://m.xkcd.com/1569/
PossiblyATank
I like to call those AT&Trees
GreaterDog
I find those hilarious because they somehow visibly stand out more than the undisguised towers. Something with my animal brain being
GreaterDog
suspicious of tree lookalikes
PosthumousExile
Fucking mimics
darkmyst30
Oh VT does this, fuck that shit.
FractalChainsaw
"How do you do, fellow trees?"
ComcastLover
Now that's a knee slapper! Good one, fellow human!
BraveStrawberry
“Just another average tree here, doing average tree things. Sorry, I’ll leaf you alone. Ay-oh!!!”
Quizz25S
They have those in vegas. They look like palm trees.
RedBeardedTrucker
I've seen them in small towns in the Northeast.