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Jul 14, 2022 1:36 PM
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claydhd14
#7 I’m now laying down naked in the neighbors side yard
TickTockDeadMan
I completely forgot that the dirty drifter from the Dennis the Menace movie was Lloyd
sightlab
#14 agree except woodworking.
HeraldOfTheBadger
#36 the two people saying that this works only makes me MORE skeptical
RayneOfSalt
#2 - Fraser "Final Solution" Anning, a nazi who was booted from parliament by voters.
RayneOfSalt
The only interesting thing about him is that he got egged.
User7631234
#10
LorindaLogan
#1 I'd be OK being fertilizer, it's being air pollution that I object to.
dejadrew
Jeez Christopher Lloyd is 83 now
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
#49 @ElbowDeepInAHorse
mcrump929000
#7 I'm outside but barely. Lucky I didn't fuse with a computer desk
Calicious
#10 seriously I saw it right away, and now I can’t see it again.
Saxobananophone
Suddenly I’m teleported 10 feet to the left. My dump exits my butt just as I land on it. Also I’m now outside and the gardener is staring.
AustimousPrime
Do you folks ever just scroll like halfway through a dump, only to move on to the next dump and do the same thing? Why am I in such a hurry?
porcubot
#36 You're just boosting the shit out of everything and hyping the kick/presence areas of the frequency curve
porcubot
It's gonna be loud AF. Your brain is almost always gonna interpret louder as better
MalcolmSterling
The teleporting left one makes me wonder how many people would just be dead because they teleported into an object? What are the odds?
CatrionaShadowleaf
Yep, I'm inside of a wall.
fartymarty42
#24 mistakes
Plucky42j
#10. What was I supposed to see the first time?
TomBrokaw
badonkadonk
k1dicarus1
dat ass
fartharder
actualnarwhal
Not positive, but I think his guitar is supposed to look like a butt. Bit of a stretch though.
Navrodel
#37 - All of these are just witty retorts, and while they're probably old, they're not as old as the original phrases.
ExquisiteConundrum
#24 I've seen this so many times. And I'd love to know what the fuck it actually is.
Bestiarium
#35 and #37 are incorrect. Angler fish are much smaller and the 'incomplete' sayings are actually the original ones.
qyrriqat
#37 Most of these are not the actual original quotations. They're (arguably) clever reinterpretations that came years later.
moleander
You are absolutely right but that stupid thing won't die. By now I am just habitually downvoting any dump sprouting this abomination.
sfrinlan
https://www.helpforwriters.me/etymology-series-history-proverbs covers a number of them, and agrees with you
darthstormer
#7 I'm now sitting in wet grass. And my butt hurts because the chair didn't transport with me.
Flabort
I am now in a parking lot, standing, my feet embedded in decorative rocks.
kahooki
#7 I'd shit on the front lawn as well.
DryPuns
The neighbors are screaming that I need to stay out of their house without pants on.
Kinkyfuck
I'd be falling, either dying or severely paralysed, also pants down cuz im on my toilet
Monkeytron
I’m peeing in somebody’s tent…
Rhynn
I'm at my brother's computer instead of my own... just facing the wrong way
IAmTheBadW01f
I'm in trouble with HR because I'm sitting on my female coworker's lap
Gorzine
I'm now half inside a wall and half inside my neighbor's bedroom. Let's say i'm in trouble and the paramedics are going to be very confused.
kgirl924
I am in the air beside the second floor of my apartment building. Then I am on the ground in some bushes. Then my butt hurts. Ow.
fartymarty42
I’m in my wife’s dahlia bed wondering how I’m gonna explain my way out of this one
Bakerysnake
I fell onto and broke an antique wooden chair and am now groaning on the floor in pain.
JackSmiles2
I would be in sitting position on the 18th floo...17th...16th...15th......... aaaaand splat.
bjo23
Thankfully I'm still in the bathroom, just a couple stalls over now.
piscimacy
I'm either in someone else's car facing the wrong way, or slightly outside of and about to be hit by someone else's car
trekkiedane
I'm sitting in a bus and everyone is staring at my unclothed and sudden appearance.
detectivekagami
I’m in a storage unit. This is not going to be a graceful situation and might just bust myself out and go back to bed.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I'm now naked and wet outside my apartment, several stories high off the ground.
Subtilico
I would hang 12 meters above the street.
darthstormer
Anything to grab on to? Or will you very quickly be 0 meters above the street?
Subtilico
That 2nd thing.
Frenchgeek
I use metric. I'm still in the same place, but somehow more confused than usual.
EchoOfSnac
Yeah, where did all these feet come from? Are there five people who are now footless somewhere? Do any have expensive shoes attached? ?
IAmTheBadW01f
Might only be 3 or 4 people, since most people start with 2 feet. Could be one 4 legged animal or a slightly annoyed centipede
NZSheeps
This will help
darthstormer
Subtilico
For things like this: 3 feet is 1 meter is good enough.
oldguyexlurker
#34 I've seen the pictures of Giuliani in the hotel room with the 15 yr old. A dressing room wank won't rule out being a lawyer.
imakeeper
#35 This is just false. The largest anglerfish specimens can reach about 1 meter. Most are much smaller.
NicoleAndBuhbuhkins
In American crazy terms, they are typically less than one foot, but can grow to be over 3 feet rarely.
MithridateEupator
Thanks for perpetuating the idea that we have no idea how long a meter is.
peachesforme
that's still a fuck of a lot bigger than i imagined it (thinking it was below a foot)
imakeeper
You're right. Most are 5-20 centimeters. Only a few specimens get up to 100 cm.
DryPuns
Actual typical anglerfish size: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Anglerfish.jpg/2560px-Anglerfish.jpg
qyrriqat
#2 http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/15/australian-senator-fraser-anning-criticised-blaming-new-zealand-attack-on-muslim-immigration
peachesforme
he's a piece of shit. damn
OldmanSerious
He's a cunt, and not even in a nice way. Anning made a comment about a "Final Solution" to immigration.
RobertTheBruise
Well, you can't shoot people if they're not there, right?
DotcoreJetkill
TZO2k15
Nice gigapixelin' you did there! Unless you used another AI upscaler...
Briandavi
Christopher Lloyd
Closetnuzzlepuzzla
I'll give you a...Clue...
Mittensvonkittenstien
flipj
Well done.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Humble Peasant isn't a villain, just someone successfully fending off the endless tide of murder hobos. And levels up as a result.
ArcadiaBerger
This is actually most of Chinese history: peasants start out as equals, then somebody has a slightly better harvest than the neighbors...
ArcadiaBerger
...and begins lending money to them in lean years. Before long, compound interest makes fortunate/clever peasant a wealthy peasant, or as...
ArcadiaBerger
...I like to think of him/her, a Super-Villein.
oldguyexlurker
#50 "Whaaaaaattttt... dooooeeesss... aaa.... yeeeellloooowww... liiiigghhtt.... meeeaaannnn...?
AranaDiscoteca
I just showed my fiancee that bit a few days ago. I can't believe he'd never seen it!
Carrickin
“Slow down”
oldguyexlurker
Whhhhaaaaaaatttttttt....... doooooooooooeeeeeeesssssss... aaaaaaaaa..... yeeeeeeelllllllllllooooooooowwwwwww... (crap ran out of characters.
betweenthepaws
#13 is the joke that there is nothing there?
SteelSpaceBandit
Top of the pile of snow you can barely see bobcat beans. Damn nature, you scary!
kc2syk
There's a Snow Leopard. No joke.
HedonistBeard
Banana for scale:
literatewench
I don't know but that's my assumption
ScottNapalm
You did not survive
tavinjer
On seeing everybody’s answers, thank you, but part of the illusion of the picture is the scale. I was looking for, like, a moth or a frog.
CatEyebrows
That particular photo is pretty pixelated. It’s easier to see on less pixelated versions
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
there's a cat just beneath the bottom of the snow
Raglefant
There’s a cat, there’s a cat, there’s a cat at the bottom of the snow
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
/a/TwOHFJO
sfrinlan
I couldn't really tell what it was, but the texture was clearly different there
TODAYSNUMBERIS
The lack of pixels doesn’t help.
NotSomoneElse68
Seriously. I thought >something< about that area didn't look correct, but the heck is I could tell what it was.
HedonistBeard
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
You da man, HB.
Gnakenheimer
This is the first time finding it! Thanks, I've tried so many times
Kuultar
Turn your head 20 degrees to the right, look for the SMALL brown head of a leopard.
AranaDiscoteca
...That helped scarily amounts to locate the creature
Einbrecher
BarkingBlackbird
Bonjour
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Oh shit
ArcadiaBerger
Even when it was pointed out, I thought it was a frog arm's length away. I was wondering what @DisgruntledFerret meant about being prey.
sognante
Red circle for the win!!! The red circle is very under appreciated around here.
Einbrecher
I was tempted to just circle the whole picture.
DisgruntledFerret
You circled it and it still took me like 20 seconds. I think if I was born a prey animal I'd be dead pretty fast.
Dragonfury5
Closer look
Einbrecher
It took me a few as well. I was expecting something much bigger/closer
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Give it a few seconds....
Oracle547
If it was bigger and closer there wouldn't have been a photo record