FrozenFoodGuy
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Source: https://youtu.be/2N5sMc7M47Q
May 29, 2019 4:34 PM
FrozenFoodGuy
114101
2476
58
Source: https://youtu.be/2N5sMc7M47Q
iliketolol
Chicken abacus
VelvetWarhol
Deadpool854
ScottDSmith
1SpyWithMyLittleEye
I got more anxiety from looking at the camera man
Willik8r
I'm Mary Poppins y'all!
manslut
Plot twist: anvil in the backpack.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
"Lessee here, got my lunch, clean socks, walkman...hmm, but no para-"*SLAM!*
PutThePRNDLinD
*chains...
clem573
Why don't they fly ??
SKIDMARK95
They weigh too much, chickens can use their wings to get a good jump, or slow down a fall, but that's about it.
clem573
OK, I did not know that; I saw the black one “fly” half the length and thought they could
SKIDMARK95
Yeah chickens are like wanna-be penguins, minus the whole swimming and Antarctica part
ButtFaceChase
I'm gunna start calling them steel ropes now.... no changing my mind
nonsensecomment
*chainging
Somerandomoldguy
I'm reserving that for steel cables.
ConsecutiveIntegers
I thought meybe they were cables and this might have made more sense, but nah
BklynPunisher
FYI the “cables” used for elevators are steel outer with a hemp core. The elevator mechanics refer to them as ropes.
penxv
Guys hey.. Hey guys... Why did the chicken cross the small canal on "steel ropes"?
Solkanarmy
they were in love, so were... steel-roping?
LargeVarge
To get to the other tide
RiverBear
How did they get them do that? I one time tried to get 5 chickens back into their hutch, I literally have had an easier time herding cats.
Seanspeed
These probably weren't being herded into a small box....
chewbakken
Interesting chicken wire ya got there.
BadPunsAplenty
God, another fast food chain
Archstump
Fast food steel rope
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Slow food steel rope
Theboreareneveralone
MrFancyPanzer
Why did the chickens cross the canal?
pezzle
Weirdest dance nation game I’ve seen
tlk5164
koolerthanjinx
How do you even begin to teach a dog how to do that?!?!?
HardOfHearingLeopard
First you need a radioactive spider to bite your dog.
SilverTimeMaker
Domestic wolf descendant standing on a steel rope*
terrorofthederp
Nenstuff
Neat. How do you encourage the chickens to do this?
hugemuffin
Same way you get a chicken to cross the road.
HodgeNPodge
"steel rope"....
Gear1solidx
Well...that's beats the purpose of asking why the chicken crossed the road..
Sazarath
Definitly chains
FavaBeansAndChianti
The black one on the left: wtf am I walking like a pleeb?
Corgie
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
THIS is a steel rope
Laylah77
Why did the chicken cross they rope?
didiefastgmes454
Can someone add some snapping alligators in the canal to make the crossing more movie dramatic?
JayPeasmoldGruntfuttock
This is Colonel Sanders playing Guitar Hero.
raabot0
Why?
wolfspirit21
So why did they cross the canal?
QuantumSpaceTacoGuitarist
Uhhh, chains?
Matticusbee
Thank you, i was thinking the same thing
tarataqa
STEEL ROPES!
Otaku4ever
So that's why the chicken crossed the road... I mean canal... I mean... (nevermind... keep browsing... nothing to see here)
wesside2087
Probably couldn’t tell because of the potato quality
Marciluphigus
No, steel ropes, did you not read the title?
JalapenoSounding
But Steel ropes sounds way more badass.
ABunchOfCapital
Came here to comment this, was 1000th upvote instead, satsified.
ChukclesNuts
Chain of links
Treblaine
Yes, the feather cluck-clucks used the steel ropes to cross the long wet hole.
GrandpaRick
"Steel ropes made of hundreds of smaller steel ropes combined into small circle patterns"
TheActualMalloryArcher
Maybe english isnt their native language?
LumpWithaLeafHat
"Love it when my man teases me with a bird leaf." "Bitch you mean feather??"
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HughGRecti0n
Tity Boi
LoPhatJoe
Most expensivest chicken crossin'
bundleofwoodensticks
Did i stutter?
ezpozito
I had an engineer at work ask me why we didn't use metal belts.... this was my answer
fredsneed
Engineers are so smart. I replied to an employee "10-4". He answered "6?" No shit. I'm an engineer too but dayum.
Natebob
It’s like a toddler named the post
FrozenFoodGuy
I’ll be honest i was half asleep and just copied the title they used in the source... never occurred to me that they’re chains...
MadCDeeJay
It's an imgurian thing. We are simple folk.
lenorath
Could be esl
IICIWH
"get the fuck up!"
Wazzamaniac
Hoxton! On me, now!
IICIWH
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
vette08
1000th like!
QuantumSpaceTacoGuitarist
*wink*
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
CometLaHal
CityYeti
MRW I see this gif
NateintheNorth
TheRicM
MaxPower112233
I wish I could upvote this 6 times
aintsoshrimpleisit
This.
MoreOftenThanNot
Actually laughed out loud. ^
IHeartKittyCats
When you think about it, chains kinda are steel ropes....
CaptSpaulding
But where does that leave cables?
jaychay
Extra iron flavour twizlers
GnarlElTrim
The forbidden twizzlers
GnarlElTrim
That's just heavy duty yarn
ExtremelyHappyGuy
darn.... that's a good one.
MininMark
No no. Those are steal ropes. Lol
VindictiveBathToaster
And then m typing this on a magic rectangle with a rock that’s been tricked into thinking.
AideenSK
Steel ropes exist in German - Stahlseil. Tho they look different https://www.jumbo-shop.de/media/image/b9/ae/0e/stahlseil-verzinkt-draht.jpg
opdeliversifrequested
Steel ropes cut and bent oval then interlinked into long lengths....
FrozenFoodGuy
Somerandomoldguy
Who took them?
MininMark
They took them.
Somerandomoldguy
Damn they
MininMark
GingerLaird
But if they're steel ropes, then wouldn't they be called wires?
fredsneed
Wire rope.
Einstein9073
WIre rope, cable, or sometimes line
universalcode
I believe 'cable' would be the preferred nomenclature.
GingerLaird
True, but I'm going off the nomenclature of tight-rope walking, which is also known as high-wire walking.
universalcode
Ah, fine choice, sir.