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TheJossiWales
Varicella is chickenpox, which, for those who don't know, is a type of herpes.
secretoaster
Got Covid? Bitch I might be
Lostchild12
Yes, got it one year before the vaccine came out.
SChalice
Got multiple toxins in your food and water? Thank science!
thrashingcows
Malikhi
Hep B isn't gone, I know at least three people who currently live with it. There might be 0 new cases for a while though, not sure
laboon
I mean i still got Pertussis
BilboBagginses
Me too. At 50. I wanted to die.
RoadskiN
Haha if only we could say the same about chlamydia right? Oh, just me?
Zerosober
"Thank science" is what I say in place of "thank god" since only one of those things is real...
scootwhoman
Science saves lives.
motokeith
Fuggin varicella. I have shingles right now. I lie in bed at night praying for sweet death. Not really, but it does suck.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
When I was a kid, mom took me to a Chicken Pox Party bc that's just what you did back then. I had shingles last year. OMG it sucked so much.
motokeith
I have a brother and a sister so it turned into our own chicken pox party :-)
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thefrompleman
woah it does pixel count now? that's fuckin rad
Shelbelabobela
Mumps can cause male sterility. Sincerely- a couple who can't conceive due to husband getting mumps prior to vaccine available at young age
secretoaster
Got Covid? Bitch I might be. Thanks Trump
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
Coincidence does not imply causation. The flavour of ignorant arrogance consistent with this type of OP is an insult to science.
naytorin
Fuck are you talking about science for, mr. "radio frequency trauma"?
alanshearersbaldhead
Not sure i understand your point. Are you saying science didn't cause us to not have those diseases?
itsCHIExD
No but I have the corona virus from 5G towers.
potatoardvarkhybrid
Polio free since 83 but I'm autistic
TheRealPumpkinQueen
Congrats on the art do you take commissions
commentsbadcomments
They do it for "exposure". Learn something
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
What sort of art do you do? Paintings? Cartoons? Memes?
OneFun
Rule 34 mostly.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Most people have HPV in some form... But not in the future
BionicRagdoll
My mom got me vaccinated as soon as Gardasil came out. Everyone told her she was being paranoid but she had cervical cancer in her 20s.
BionicRagdoll
She didn't want to take any chances that I'd get HPV and my increase risk even more.
nigglemaster
I also choose this lady's cervix.
DryHuskOfAMan
Yeah I'm 34 and getting gardasil shots now because I can but I very likely already have HPV
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
You can get the vaccination even if you have it alreadt? Isn't that like super dangerous
DryHuskOfAMan
you can't really know if you already have it so you can get inoculated all the same - just reducing the risk of cervical cancer is worth it
DryHuskOfAMan
I've been sexually active for 18 years so that the odds of me having it at <90% but I was assured that it doesn't matter by my doctor
Atomic2
Measles is coming back, over 200k cases in 2019 according to another imgur post up right now.
Tractorfist
"... according to another Imgur post." LMAO
Atomic2
Yes... I'm literally telling you my source of the info so you can gauge how seriously you take the information. In this case, I suggest you>
Atomic2
take it with a grain of salt and not use it during any serious discourse. //
Atomic2
Unless you fact check it of course. Which I welcome.
robincaid
Measles is a special kind of horror. You basically die from the infections from all your skin turning into a massive pussy blister. Painful
madeejit
Idiocy is making a roaring comeback too.
tacosaurus2
Due to anti vaxx parents
Atomic2
Yea just a reminder.
Atomic2
And yes I understand that this is in SPITE of science. All the science in the world doesn't fix stupid. I mean I guess it could...
derJake
Ohhh so antivaxxers produce eugenics!
Atomic2
In a roundabout way, I guess you could say that.
PosterClassic
thanks science. https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/polio-outbreak-sudan-caused-oral-vaccine-72766683
rubypilgrim
public health - it's all a gubmint conspiracy, I tell you
garbijlord
My grandparents almost brag about having them all. I don't get it.
garbijlord
Correction: Most of them, esp. measles. Measles is miserable, why would you want anyone else to go throughbit?
weerdo
So what if we had trackers in us.. dont break the law and you will be fine.
Ccnati
I have scientific verification I’m not immune to varicella. I only ever got 1 round of the vaccine and work drew a titer.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Tetanus is one helluva bad way to die. Painful. If you get a cut, scrape or puncture, get your tetanus booster shot ASAP. Walgreens
CaptainYesterday
Also if you work in gardening / landscaping. It exists in soil & dirt. Wear gloves.
ILostIt
This is a bit of overkill but I love the enthusiasm
thealmightywalrus420
muscle spasms strong enough to LITERALLY break your back
darksidefnothing
People just don't know. I've had to get on a few friends cases about tetanus boosters. Simple shot to prevent, months of treatment to cure.
AltF4EwingsSarcoma
Truth. Mom refused to get tdap after my son went into the NICU. Argued for weeks and caused non-stop pain on both sides.
AltF4EwingsSarcoma
She ended up getting it after I explain the T in tdap is for tetanus.
theoracleofdreams
SO got one after taking off his muffler and it falling on his face. He could barely move his arm even after a week!
MarcUK
That's more to do with the needle being stuck in your arm. If not done right, your arm/shoulder/neck can be sore for a few days.
OmertaAvenger
THAT'S how you spell it?! I've been pronouncing it Tetnus but it's Tet-ANUS?
FartPoweredPogoStick
darksidefnothing
The pronunciation is closer to tetnus though. The A isnt heavily pronounced. Tet'nus would probs be closest
EBlade19889
I find your Tet offensive
darksidefnothing
Heh
GoblinFleeingWithPants
Got mine in January. Was walking out of Rite Aid with my newly sore arm and my roommate told me Kobe Bryant had died earlier that day.
furrypronz
The tetanus shot gave me the lockjaw symptom and I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
thisIsSpartaaaaa
Note: this can also be taken by immunocompromised patients since it is inactive vaccine .
Dragonfury5
Yup. My job didn't see the big deal when I got a two inch tear on ny pinky from an exposed, rusty screw in a cabinet. I ended up with 1/
Dragonfury5
/2 a free tetanus booster cus mine was about 5 years overdue.
Hexxxxxxxxx
Cut myself at work last year after closing. Was late so only er was open. Got paid til midnight that day though. I'm up to date.
JackieTreehornProductions
I’d like to but I can barely type this from stiffness in my body...
madpoopz
Nah. It just needs a booster. Have your doctor or pharmacy check you vaccination history.
wealldobetterwhenwealldobetter
A person i knew who was studying tetanus was going to use it in a DandD game. Explained that your muscles and tendons rip away.
wealldobetterwhenwealldobetter
But i dodnt read up more on it for the fact that it seems a very painful way to go.
Hexxxxxxxxx
Spasms so bad you break your back. Literally.
wealldobetterwhenwealldobetter
Oh hell yea.
wealldobetterwhenwealldobetter
The slow tearing of the tendons is what gets to me. The fact that you can hear the popping
Relusion
Hate those shots. Every time I get one I can't move my arm for almost a month. That fucking bad. I know it's essential but God damn
BearsDontCare
Its an extremely rare reaction. Does changing shot location help?
Relusion
I don't know? Its always been given in my upper arm, wouldn't hurt to ask next time I suppose. Figure I have a could more years lol
BearsDontCare
Try the other arm. After that, legs
Relusion
Think I'll try the leg. Always have my left arm because I'm right handed.
ThePerfectComment
Wait really? I just got one last year and had some soreness for like a day, that’s it..
Relusion
For whatever reason they fuck my arm up for almost a month. Every time doctor says everything is normal, happens to some people.
realoctopod666
If I had a tetanus shot every time I cut my self on something I would be having 5 shots a day minimum
Futterup
Depends on what you cut yourself on. A dirty rusty nail, yes. A cardboardbox, no. Unless it contained dogs with rabies.
realoctopod666
Mostly from cars, oily, dirty, rusty
ausckes
Guess I'll go buy a box of shots and keep it next to my desk where I process paperwork and get paper cuts all the time.
TimTheEnchanter01
It’s good for like 7 years
racheleaglerocks31415
Yeah, but it hurts for 2 years.
ausckes
I don't think I'll have much upward progress in this company.
ChunkOfJuice
Lmao
wealldobetterwhenwealldobetter
Some are. When i had to get the shot my doc says about 5 years. This was over 5 years ago, so the shot may be better now.
TripUpStairs
Are you in a warm climate? It is usually recommended every 10 years, but I have heard every 5 for people in a warm climate.
wealldobetterwhenwealldobetter
Well im in wisconsin. We range from negative 40 to 100s almost every year