DumpsterKoala
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Feb 27, 2023 3:03 AM
DumpsterKoala
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Chandler920
Love this look but as a fat person, I will not be wearing this. You're welcome.
Death83
A shawl jacket. A Shackit.
JericoJones23
In my day, they were called boobs. Don't know what they call em now. NFT?
CorneliusTunt
Bananabeanie
That's actually fucking cool
zeacorzeppelin10
I'd wear it.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Very cyberpunk
Hanatash
I believe it's called a "woman".
KiwiGameDev
The fact that we’ve got all the hallmarks of a dystopia but none of the cool cyber fashion in the streets is a travesty. Bring it on!
redsmerf
I'll just point out: it has pockets.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
the sleeves look like fucking cargo pants, but everyone been giving cargo pants shit >:(
redsmerf
Don't even care, cargo pants are awesome
RavingIrradiator213
@GushLikeAFountain this is certainly a look
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
It’s not my style but if you want me to wear something like that, you buy it, I’ll wear it. *shrug*
RavingIrradiator213
Oh no, I just thought it was really out there
TheUnstoppableWampas
That's kinda hot.
OneWhoGeneralises
It really is.
TheBestSpiderQueen
Shirtless Sleeves
BlackCatCasper
Frontless jacket
thelazyninja
Sometimes I just really wish I had sleeves.
TygrF
You know, you CAN wear something OTHER than vests ALL THE TIME... (fkn hipsters, I swear)
owlcatsanctuary101
I used to like these back in the days, but they were the mega wide pants version. Can't find it right now.
mikeatike
Is that a skirt or pants? Yes.
fantabuloustimewaster
That feeling of “in thirty years, THIS is what people won’t believe anyone wore”
STGxDante
Do you ever have the problem of titty hot but you're cold?! Say no more!
TalleyZorah
Have I got a treat for you. https://www.popflexactive.com/collections/hoodies
upvoteFLUFFYthings
Omg dem giant fluffy sherpa jackets are calling me. Thank you!
TalleyZorah
Your username is so relevant lmbo
upvoteFLUFFYthings
I have a type ?
lon3wolf86
Illumian85
What's with the zipper that goes almost to the collar? It doesn't look like it fully separates the garment.
ThankYouForYourTime
I think you’re seeing the neckline for the bra/shirt and the color scheme blends together
Illumian85
Upon much closer inspection, I think you are right, but now the question is the same, just shifted down. What is the point of the zipper 1/
Illumian85
On the bra if the bar also has a small fully encircled neck. 2/2
GraceMcClain
That's so she can use her laser nipples without ruining the top.
snotrocketscience
Cargo sleeves and parachute pants.
somnif
kiraki
CityYeti
I wonder if anyone has ever actually drawn some lewd stuff with that....sweatshirt sleeves
LoreLord
Almost certainly. Do I know where to find Waluigi wearing that with a rose and a sexy pose? No. But I know, deep down, that it exists
leperoutcastunclean
Poyo!
piconuke
in the name of the father, the son, and the holy poyo
JARNSB
Looks like a bolero tactical members only jacket with a zip up sportsbra
JARNSB
it works
hatmix76
But it zips DOWN
JARNSB
zipdown sports bra then, that does seem awkward but i assume it works better that way.
JARNSB
Like if it zipped up then you have to hold it in place or she would pull it up and her boobs call out. I mean, fun but frustrating.
hatmix76
I tried searching for more examples of clothes with that zipper direction. IDK even what to google.
WitchIrkalla
It's a Knitted crop top, a cargo bollero, and high waisted baggy pants.
HPCmonkey
No part of that is knitted. The sleeves are a shrug or bolero (same diff). The lower is just a front zip sports bra and matching pants.
WitchIrkalla
This texture of fabric is called "Knit" I don't think it was done by a person though
LitchLitch
I think "full sleeved mantle" is a better description, but cargo bolero is inspired
WitchIrkalla
A bolero is what you call a "Full Sleeved Mantle." Mantles are cloaks, famously sleeveless. Sleeves mean jacket, not a cloak or a shawl
LitchLitch
For example, the dolman, a 19th-century cape-like woman's garment with partial sleeves is often described as a mantle
LitchLitch
Fairchild's Dictionary of Fashion
Rowlzuat
https://www.amazon.com/HeiBai-Xiong-Sleeve-Zipper-Driving/dp/B0BGQDKXSL?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref
mikeatike
Color: Emo Crop Top Alt Rave Crop Coat Long Sleeve
mikeatike
Also, the "about this item" section looks like ChatGPT had a seizure at an emo site.
thunderyeet
Sleeveless shirt + shirtless sleeves
BlackCatCasper
Frontless jacket
aPokal
Perfect control of body temperature.
Kehy
The funny thing is I'm trying to figure out detached sleeves for warmth, because I need the warm, but not bulk at shoulders
TygrF
Wait, what would it be like to have BOTH of THOSE in a SINGLE article of CLOTHING?!? WHAT WOULD YOU CALL *THAT*...?!?
JCBalance
Uhhh sleeveless sleeves?? Shirtless shirt?!
SmoeAhsolse
Topless.
TheObstinateOne
This is going for the appearance of what is called tech-wear, but it's usually supposed to be more practically minded...
mikeatike
I work in technology and I've never seen it at work.
TheInitiated
"My tools are down here."
DarkwingDuc
Techwear isn't always about practicality. A lot of it veers into urban/goth-ninja territory.
Beezlebubble
"Practically minded" - imagine trying to take this off quickly during sex
Nathanyel
Why take it off, just open the zipper.
Chimponzoo
The fact that the zipper doesn't go all the way up, to open the ... tackical sleeves, bothers me.
chumpacabra
William Shatner's Tek-Wear
BrickSniper33
Couldn’t you be more careful? The body count keeps rising. I don’t like having to wash the blood of innocents off. My. Hands.
Kreviathan
Unfortunately techwear tends to be stupid expensive, ill-fitting, and just doesn't look as cool as you'd hope.
BellsTheorem
Its cyberpunk or futurepunk. It's definitely for appearance.
DaveSamsonite
It’s to highlight the assets
Turdsandwich10
Yeah that's what I was gonna say
DumpsterKoala
It seems to have more pockets than the average article of women's clothing. Practical in that way.
MissSiesta
But are the pockets functional or purely for decorational?
cattlegrazer82
Also, it isn't CGI. Practical in that way.
Infinias
Minimal requirement: it exists...
Dranton12
Uh this is the men’s version…
VaardArk
Oof, people clearly can’t tell you were making a joke. Sorry for your downvotes.
Dranton12
Is this one of those /s situations?
VaardArk
I think so, yeah
RailRabbit
WaywardLurker
Are you warm?
LV1BlueSlime
Looks like an RPG character that equipped shoulder armor but no body armor.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Dont even talk to me about music if you don't swoon for Spider and No Vacancy!
taksoto
No!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMTQEDGD0cI&pp=ygUUc2Nob29sIG9mIHJvY2sgY2hhbnQ%3D
TheRealOnstar
Reading the comments on that, I didn't know the drummer died! I'm sad now..
spacedrone
Damn boy..
butterflyTrampStamp
You're right, and I learned that here, on this ridiculous site.
cyno01
That guys a district attorney or something now.
MyNameIsPer
For real? Who's this guy?
astrangehop
This is Spider. He'll be replacing you.
cyno01
Flollop
Lucas Babin. Not much info about him on Wikipedia, but his dad is a congressman and seems like a real piece of shit.
Vulspyr
He's from school of Rock, I have no idea what his name is but you'd be able to find out on imdb
fudgycurmudgeon
Is this School of Rock?
OmnesMundiLardum
Yeah, you know, for the kids!
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
applesforjuice
Read between the lines, Theo!
MNutpunchMNICEallday
Cello, you've got it right!
CubeyAlchemist
SherMattLockSmith
yup
CanuckleheadChick
There are hooded sports bras?
Rasdwa
with a useful zipper.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
That and hoodies which are cut off enough just high enough to show underboob.
jonReremy9669
yes. adds +69 to armor
gablestout
PuppyLeo1
That looks like a good way to get a nipple pinched.
Rasdwa
. .
proracing53
UnsweetenedAlmond
Apathyandyeah
I got news for you buddy, she's not running anywhere in that getup.
SmoeAhsolse
Jousting is a sport.
SonOfLucifer
yes she is...
Apathyandyeah
yeah, I feel like the chafing might have her say otherwise.
SonOfLucifer
never said it was going tobe comfortable ;)
SonOfLucifer
straight into battle
TheAlviss
When fashion designers start watching anime lol
BladeTurMoiL
I mean, compared to fashion shows and the usual stuff coming to stores, japan has some good ideas.
Heisanevilgenius
That's where you get stuff like virgin killer sweaters
Putitinyomama
Incognitomodeactivated
jauken
Square enix more specifically
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
Or played Kingdom Hearts 2... okay that's essentially anime.. I'll sit back down..
PervertedTango
ColoneISanders
Every time I see this all I can see (read) from her mouth is "I pooped"
Efreeti
Probably because she's saying "And boobs" in the gif
Hashbrown123
Or playing RPGs.
Talligan
Isn't that what whatsherface in final fantasy wears
bubbinsky
Tifa..?
Talligan
I have no idea, I'm just hoping someone suggests a name
TheSwedishCryptid
I mean Cloud basically wear this but without a boob window, but I think you think of Tifa
BellsTheorem
God I hope they are watching. Loving this look.
Drakhma
not enough belts
enterusernamehere25
has enough dicks though
BORGALOOGIE
But just enough pockets
tarnok
Needs more zippers
PineappleLoopsBroether
This is how I would have expected the new generation of college kids to be dressing, but in my town they all look like frumpy aunts in 1992.
unluckyandbored
College kids don't have money. Frumpy is cheap.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
PineappleLoopsBroether
Those were cool aunts…. Frumpy…. Waaaaaayyyyy frumpier…….
DarkwingDuc
I went to college in late 90s. This reminds me of the old rave scene. Fashion is cyclical. If they're early 90s now, this'll come back soon.
ageek3000
Ya, if you can fit a drum of candy jewelry in the pant legs, then this is just a 90s rave outfit.
PWBoiler
Yes. Except they have purple, blue and pink hair.
DumpsterKoala
I'm not complaining. Let 2020s be the decade of anime couture.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
so when is the catwalk gonna show off stuff like Zangetsu or the Buster / Fusion Sword?
bridgebrain
Anime or cyberpunk, take your pick and it still fits
mouseasw
Well we've already got the tech dystopia, the least the oligarchs could do is let us have the cool fashion
DeadeicPrints
Hell yeah!
TheNakedBanana
UwU senpaaaaaiii
likeabowser
BigBidiza
sailormars69420
It's already happening. Jimmy Choo released a limited run Sailor Moon line just last week and it was fire. ?
KingMidas123
I think I saw that at Hot Topic...if it was there is was soooo amazing
Smoretank
Those Jupiter boots are so cool! Dang they are expensive!
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Don't worry, just head to Chicago's Chinatown neighborhood and get any knockoffs for like 30% of the actual price. ? ?
keyblader1985
Just looked them up; I'm a straight cis guy, but those boots are fucking amazing.
DunnowForgot
These? https://imgur.com/871eiPI.png
sailormars69420
& these ? https://us.jimmychoo.com/en/women/shoes/luna-platform-140/iridescent-hologram-patent-platform-pump-SMLUNAPUMP140HGP0C7440.html
FenrirsDaughter
Ugh. The boots themselves are cute, but wtf are with the heels? A straight stick in the arch of the foot??