Machine hallucinations

Dec 20, 2025 3:05 AM

thursdaynext81337

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This is what chatGPT essays feel like

Skill access

Creativity

We are in hell

I was alive back when Wikipedia wasn't citable

Ai disappoints, but not as much as you are a disappointment

Something related to sloth and/or arrogance

Omens

Kombucha

Ugh, actually read the essay before turning it in!

This is why generated essays are crap- no draft= run guided rubbish on the page.

Maybe a lil' harsh

You don't even want to select where you get your answer?

Reach for the wonderful

Some people tell me this can be achieved by tuning prompts... Haven't had the drive to figure it out

Every time I try to use Gemini with lesson planning

The praise is gross

Reality is so messy right now

My autistic partner has been using chatGPT to talk through his struggles to connect with people

Don't insult an autist

Silicon valley divination

Highland sheep

Baba Yaga

Count the fingers

Count the fingers

Every time I see an image these days

Big data, lol

Shit, the lawyers are using it now

You must be able to die to be able to write poetry?

This is the only robot that can make poetry

Angry people struggle to log off

Ugh, even when it tries to do intonation

Pigeon

Artists gotta eat

There's a Futurama episode like this...

Ai is trained on SOMETHING... If not theft, what is it?

Art theft

Conners

Conners

Turing test

The Butlerian Jihad will begin soon

Captcha

Sometimes I feel like there's a trace of my high school writing in the training data

What? Bias? Noooooo

But ethics are based on moral rights and wrongs? /S

Whaaa (fake shock)

It's spying on us, definitely

Yeah, we're fucked

Ai data centers are killing the planet (faster)

Data centers are eating up our water and power supply

#1 Sure. Top-right there, that's Enrique.

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#12 This was a problem since the early days of humanity.

Humans have never needed AI to lie to each other.

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#9 Morons.

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#51 The true purpose of those captchas is to train AIs to read them. Just like we’re being used to train object recognition, with things like buses snd crosswalks.

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Anecdotally, I'd say about 50% of the time I google something the "AI Overview" is just a flat out lie

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#4 I thought “slop” is the word of the year.

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There's more than one word of the year, since there isn't a central authority for this.

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#9 could call them Clankers too.

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@op I have developed a bitter hatred for generative AI in the last year and your post is like a soothing balm upon my psyche. Thank you.

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Remember asking these slop factories to give you the seahorse emoji makes them lose their shit

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tokenization be like

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#1 the brown thing on the bottom right is now named, “Frank”. There. I named one thing. Where’s my prize?

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Frank is a dog under a blanket, but that's all I've got. I've been working on this picture for years

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#2 It's worth mentioning that because many of them are free (or at least are if you own something else, such as windows) it can also allow the non-wealthy to access skill

... May I interest you in my conspiracy theory that these AI tools are free so we'll learn to rely on them, and then in the future they'll be able to charge whatever they want?

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Even Sarah Conner accepted that the terminator was the only man who'd measure up as a father, even John Connor accepted the idea that if a machine could learn the value of human life than maybe we could to. At a certain point, if Data's poetry is good, we have to be able to accept that not all machine derived content will be terrible. AI is a tool in its infancy, being created my humans with poor vision and obsession, sure, but it's going to get better, and we might as well make peace with that.

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#4 stupid shut kids say is the "word of the year?" Also that's two words

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#8 The irony of this image being made with AI

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@OP

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#33 no, the algorithm is 100% bespoke market research based on your engagement. This creates a consumer profile that social media companies use to generate ad revenue from companies that sell products that you are likely to purchase. It's all money

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Maybe if Google wasn't so shit about finding info on obscure error codes in whatever software I'm troubleshooting then maybe I'd ChatGPT less.

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#9 Clanker Yanker

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Judas Priest betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver-pressed latinum

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He had to flee through Traitors Gate afterwards.

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#1 Wall

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#54 Fuck that, he's a good boy

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#2 commission art from someone and they will use AI to make it if they can

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#1 OP's butt-plug, top left.

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#9 I think aidiots, ask-holes, and prompt goblins were the winners of the last comment poll I saw

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Chaggers

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Bot Toms

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Sloperator for anyone that calls themself a "prompt engineer"

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how about 'boss'? because mine uses it all day and is confidently wrong 95% of the time. i spend a lot of time helping him walk back poorly vetted concepts.

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I like 'prompt goblin', going to start using that.

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Data's poetry being good or bad doesn't mean shit though. Data is a character portrayed by a human reading a script written by a human.

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Fixed that first image

/a/PaLB4Ad

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A duck? It was clearly a rabbit.

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#1 slop

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That is an old meme, and has existed well before AI

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#1 Answer key:

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wtf

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Precisely.

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I think it is something that shows how strokes can fuck with what things look like.

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Alright, I admit that I use AI but only by entering my detailed logbook and hoping for new insights and patterns that I didn't recognise. Sometimes it's a teaching tool that's way more patient and thorough than any person I've ever met. I still have to think critically with every answer, I get that. I don't use AI to create content for me. But now I wonder if using AI with my level of moderation is really that bad for me.

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You're in the wrong neighbourhood if you want a genuine answer from these miscreants.

But no, using your brain while using an LLM is not bad for you.
That's what you're supposed to do. Not implicitly trust every character of the first response and accept it as gospel, like Imgur seems to think is the only way to use an LLM.

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I agree, there are many good uses for ai, as long as you also use your brain.

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