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Jun 17, 2019 7:19 PM
thisiswhatireallythink
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SlushMagic
I missed the comma the first time and thought the drago made the mistake of going spicier and challenging the chef.
fhffffffffffffgfggggff
Taco hell
rutheyinabq11
Spicy always burns twice
Tankgurrl72
Me after eating jalapenos. Except, you know, I can't fly.
SaintLuciferVonAllah
Credit to the Romanian artist, since the image was cropped: utopiabalcanica.net/
thisiswhatireallythink
Thanks! Where I found it, no credit was given.
yuki064
Didn't meant to hit that side of the village
littlewongkid
bunkitchi
GoT?
Shenaniganz80
Hilarious
dm9982
Taco Bell... every time... and we go back for more and more.
Dashpot
NotACanadian
But then he'd never exist, and if he never existed...
Sekai
The timeline was split, resulting in two separated universes, one where the burrito was eaten and one where it was not
Sekai
Unfortunately, the one that went back in time cannot undo his own consumption of the burrito, only spare his parallel self the suffering
WellBehavedZombie
Yes, but he also now left his original timeline. I don't see a wish for him to go back. There are now two of him and they must fight.
SaturdayNightFever
Dragons Love Tacos
Angaram
And Hot fish
PaintedSlate
Came here to make sure it was said.
DrDings
Dude ok, we read that in library in the preschool I work for.
groovinlow
But they HATE spicy salsa
slartibartfastkhashour
Those little green bits? Those are jalepano peppers, they're suuuuuper spicy
LeutAldoRaine
Better go bury the spicy salsa in the backyard.
mislorod
That fully explains the decline of Muslim civilization after the Middle Ages.
SimmyKantstanjurbitz
They blow up more than just bathrooms apparently.
LegendofShrek
I blame the Mongols.
DonutTramp
Islamic countries did well until about 50 years ago when some people started to interfere.
MOMOnica97
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_in_the_Near_East
RicksterMax
Decline? Your daffy. Just visit Dearborn if you're looking for Muslim civilization.
badgerthewitness
Dearborn’s really nice. Helped turn around the economic slide of Detroit. Good jiujitsu gym there too.
MOMOnica97
Yikes
TheHawkRules
BoozeHound001
A family of Muslims must have moved in and Rick instantly thought the western civilization was collapsing.
TheHawkRules
OneHandedComent
Muslim lore has dragons?
ColoniaCroisant
Christian lore has dragons, and they're basically the same thing
schnager
Not as far as anybody knows since all their records were mysteriously burned down. . .
AzraelTheSorrowful
I laughed. +1
ThanosWasNotWrong
Yes & no. Not dragons in the lizard sense but dragons meaning large creatures. Bahamut comes to mind it’s depicted as a large sea animal
ThanosWasNotWrong
Please someone correct me if I’m wrong. I only “know” this because I used to get really really high and look up stuff on Wikipedia lol.
thematman92
Dont most of them? Like they may not be called dragons but large flying reptiles seems to be a thing in a lot of lore.
lionel1024
A lot of cultures have myths about vampire-like creatures too
GoldenFireHawk
This is mostly cause we’ve evolved to recognize a certain set of features as dangerous. Flying creatures like birds of prey, snakes, 1/?
GoldenFireHawk
Large cats specifically, those beings the biggest predators to the apes we evolved from. This led to an instinctual fear of them, which 2/?
GoldenFireHawk
Led to us essentially combining them into one creature, which is what we call dragons today. There’s a really cool video about it 3/4