ElbowDeepInAHorse
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Like, I get there's users who don't like my posts, but good grief with the low quality bait.
(Artist: slavedemorto)
Aug 23, 2024 9:50 PM
ElbowDeepInAHorse
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Like, I get there's users who don't like my posts, but good grief with the low quality bait.
(Artist: slavedemorto)
Valtrith
Asking you to send porn is like... so much more work than just typing the word "porn" into a search bar... like, why...
TheHumanCentipanzer
Ask for it in the open you fucking coward.
JFMiskatonic
Eh I can think of 6 places where at least 2 pieces of porn 1 person could find.
Seggs
half the channels in the stable are dedicated NSFW channels. bro, its not hard to find
EroticZombiePants
Would you give out your personal information if we were to send you porn instead?
jonhamsandwich11
Don’t worry. I’ve got the goods
zeacorzeppelin10
QuanticChaos
So no hoof pics?
daginne
Show me them cloppers!
CityYeti
You post smut all the time. I'm surprised you were bothered by the 2nd one
horseman05
Wackos everywhere.
IceWeaselX
dasAchteck
AsianLeprechaun
Can I get porn that also features your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet?
nanamonster
You should just send them the discord link. There's enough porn there to feed the whole horny jail.
ChazzK
Were they at least asking for thematically appropriate porn, or just plain old nudes?
TripUpStairs
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Wait you don't send people pony smut if they ask?
0570
So...did you expect more porn requests?
BastardMan1977
Yikes lol
djhash
Just to make sure..
Tiggums
Unless, of course, you're really into sending strangers porn... As long as you are both consenting adults, who here should yuck your yum.
TheGrapes
BeaverOnFire
But... Porn!
UltimateEnemyTemmie
Can we get your personal porn number?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
555-6969
Hexidimentional
only two? that's a good day then
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Iguessyouwerewrong3
Klaaism
Its not even that hard... unlike those of us born in the 80s
Iguessyouwerewrong3
My son will never know the rush of finding a magazine when building a den in the woods
RElGNMAN
Elbow already knows...
v
NoodleDragonSoup
Send me porn. I ran out.
abraxasfury
You're probably on a list of people who are likely to fall for those types of scams. If you send me your social security number, I can make sure it gets scrubbed from any and all such lists/databases
iwantmytwodollars
EroticZombiePants
Luckily, I'm only on the list where women (or "women") try to get me to join sketchy paid dating/sex sites, because I guess my perpetual singleness and lack of getting laid oozes through even my unrelated email addresses.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Can you do me, too?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Shoot, alright, one sec and I'll get you a photo of my card ;p
daychilde
Is... Is that a euphemism? ;-)
forte10
Don't do it! You can tell its a scam because they claim its free. A REAL company, like mine, will charge you a mere $99.99. Please respond now!
Drix1942
Send me the pic, too, so I make sure he's scrubbed it from such sites. I'll send it to a third party so he makes sure I made sure, and so on and so forth. It'll be a list of some sort. :)
abraxasfury
If you also send me your credit card number with expiry date and the security code, I'll make sure it's not on any scammer's lists
Arracor
This guy sounds trustworthy, I'd listen to him.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Paperwork paperwork paperwork!
MuseMatar
A little work is worth long term security. Please mail a copy of your fingerprints to the address I DMed you so we can ensure you haven't been framed in any murder cases.
MangaSpawn
Please send dna samples to the address I provided. Amounts are not specifics just go by more is better. Never can be to careful these days.
ICampOntheFirstDate
The answer to both is always 1060 West Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613
BastardMan1977
This is the way
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
Nice try, Elwood
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Ooh, wuzzat?
EchoPMIM
Blues Brothers reference, in case that wasn't clear by now. Great movie.
SomeDetroitGuy
Wrigley Field where the Cubs have played for like 120 years.
ICampOntheFirstDate
https://imgur.com/6vHRQsc
HandsomePenguin
Wait, only 2?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Thankfully!
shadowmega
I was a slow week..
HandsomePenguin
I've been a slow week for months.
ChloeRed
"send me porn" "can't you find furaffinity or DeviantArt on your own?"
hellfirerains
Reddit has a couple of clop related subs
Dawnbringer551
HuruinaInu
If you can't find porn on the Interwebz, then you're actively avoiding it
ElbowDeepInAHorse
It's like Google hasn't been a thing for three decades
TheVampireDante
Sounds like they want something more "personalized".
WeekendWarriorMark
I could imagine if Ellie was filming herself wearing a horseshat for privacy reasons squirting lube over the keyboard of her restoration project and put that up on patreon or something enough weirdos would subscribe… then just link to that if anyone is asking for personalised (cashier keyboard) porn.
Tiggums
Haha, funny Elbow, Google hasn't been around three deca....
Hexidimentional
you dont wanna know what we had to resort to before google
PresterJon
MangaSpawn
Shhhhh it’s ok. We are 4 ish years from it being 30 years.
cuddleskunk
DeviantArt only allows nudity I thought...but yeah, FA...though I don't know if they've solved being compromised yet
DeltaBladeX
It is fixed
cuddleskunk
But there is always e621
EccentricNimoy
butthumperskunk
There are other sites as well but I dare not name them here
ChloeRed
Or rule34
EccentricNimoy
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Or Derpibooru
EccentricNimoy
ChloeRed
They haven't been compromised, it was a DNS redirect attack
cuddleskunk
Oh...I just went off of the hundreds of people saying "DON'T GO TO FA"
Hexidimentional
the server itself was not compromised but a clever hacker who had acess to dns redirects would have been able to compromise your session token if you wen to a fake site he redirected you to
ChloeRed
Yes, because you would have ended up on the fake site for a bit, because it was redirected to another server.
def3ctive
Worse, a real site and it was Kiwi Farms
cuddleskunk
I realized that when you said it was a DNS redirect. I didn't look too deeply into it because I go to e-hen and e621 for most of my art needs anyway.
CrisprCAS
Sounds like one was offering low quality bait, and the other was hoping for high quality bate.
daginne
And here I am. The MASTER of BAIT! No one can compete with my power! :V
MangaSpawn
This comment and the replies are all gold. Bloody seal clap trauma group unit.
stoots24
ApplesdaKitty
Im sitting here in the ER covered in my own blood (no longer an emergency) laughing and clapping like a goofy seal.
SoupCanMan
Congrats on the drugs.
CrisprCAS
Congratulations on being someone's new nightmare, I guess.
Therapist: Tell me about it
Patient: They were in the ER, covered in blood, laughing. And clapping. I see them when I close my eyes!
Therapist: Bloody seal isn't real, it can't hurt you.
ApplesdaKitty
"OART OART OART!"
MrRareza
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Damn I was hoping for the one where the orca just casually tilts the backside of the iceberg and the seal slides out of view into its mouth.
Klaaism
What we need is a better class of criminal.
CrisprCAS
What, like wizard?
Klaaism
https://imgur.com/7xq2V0l
CrisprCAS
Klaaism
Ah now Alan Rickman was great as the sherif, literally stole it
Asadsadsadclown
Inside of you are two bates. But you alone are their master.
PabloEscargot
Master? My bating skills are mediocre at best.
CrisprCAS
What if someone else is the master of the two bates inside me?
TheVampireDante
Then all you hear is whip cracks all day no matter what you're doing.
Zeterai
gilliamv
Three Bates howling.