Kagato99
74558
936
28
Aug 2, 2017 9:57 PM
Kagato99
74558
936
28
YouArePlayingTheGame
ashipthatshipsshippingships
They needed me. I could've helped.
snarkysunbro
Somalian pirates we????
TotallyNotSarcastic
Look at me
freegiant
I'm the captain now
DemiGuy
Damnit Gilligan, you broke the compass again?!
Grillparzer
It keeps pointing to the great big metal box.
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
PascalCasedUserName
I got a cargo container full of dirt...
Cochito
A 3 hour tour, A THREE HOUR TOUUUUUR
lucivenom
dont worry candace
StarvingSatyr
is the red shirt dude on top even real? wtf?!?! legs? "nope.. but I got this long arm thing goin on. "
hispanicyankee
He has legs, they're just bent in a way that makes them invisible from this angle
Znayx
I'd say that thing behind him is one of his feet, meaning one leg is bent back and the other is straight out
hispanicyankee
That would be my assessment as well
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
My friend has no idea what's going on here...
LogicalByDesign
gingerhoney
Container ships will often lose containers during transport. People will go out to find them. It's a whole industry itself.
Thatllbuffrightout
But to their dismay, they opened the container and found that the 'booty' they fought so diligently for was exactly 10,000 fidget spinners.
Vaanhalen
The Old Somali And The Sea
CrabbyOldGuy
I legit have seen shipping containers come across from Canada completely full of fidget spinners.
Durendal5150
I'm reminded of a game I'm running, wherein handing the PCs old cargo cans full of bizarre things has become a running joke.
imgursmyfirstluv
TheRicM
Dismay? Sell at $3 a pop, that's like over $18,000
imgursmyfirstluv
It's also over 12
Raenon
Technically correct something something
imreallytrying
And? Still worth money. One of the greatest recent hiests was the theft of 120000 dollars worth of walnuts
GradiustheFox
How the hell are you going to sell 120K worth of black market walnuts before they go bad?
tex81024
You sell them to charity groups helping impoverished nations at 1/2 market price
GradiustheFox
Great, now my karmameter is all confused.
tex81024
They'll take it and then turn a blind eye to the rest because they do good overall
atleastIwasnt36
Dildos
freegiant
And the dildo leader said, "Look at me... I'm the captain, now"
SharksWithLaserBeamsAttatchedToTheirHeads
Fidget spinner dildos
Thatllbuffrightout
I audibly laughed, well done
SirD1000
TheCrazyVulcan
You laugh at the idea but no market trend is unexploited in the sex industry
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Thats a butt plug.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
While you are correct, it can be used as a dildo.
TheCrazyVulcan
Yes, but I am not going to have "Fidget Spinner Dildo" in my search history so you are welcome to do that research yourself.