Mgxr44
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https://sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/sam-altman-s-home-targeted-second-attack/
These bastards should never know a moment of peace the rest of their lives
Apr 13, 2026 2:58 AM
Mgxr44
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https://sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/sam-altman-s-home-targeted-second-attack/
These bastards should never know a moment of peace the rest of their lives
Marsupialmessiah
What fire? They were helping me do my lawn in the metro dc area. No way they traveled to SFO since they were tired and drunk and crashed at my place.
Anaphriel
If at first you don't succeed....
ItsACrazyWorld
Give them no rest or mercy. They dont do the same for us. Its time we start doing what our great grandfather parents did.. eat the fucking rich.
SteampunkNightmare
Third time's the charm~
backrideup9
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1emY2c3F1endreTNtYzN4cXhzenU3c2dhaHE0ejRwenRnejFiY3MzZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oGRFp0AqM0BY4axjO/200w.webp
hungoveratworkguy
Sunflier
Jimthebutler
Those who destroy the safety and freedom of others dont deserve peace of mind.
TexMexHex
He looks like artificial eyes were planted into his face to make him look human.
mithiwithi
At this point I'm wondering if he's hiring people for false-flag attacks.
ldstrike
The Resistance to skynet keeps sending fighters back but they keep getting nabbed. We got to help them somehow.
mksu
They were helping my grandmother get groceries that day.
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Iamjacksunuesedtrainstation
That’s so weird because the groceries all showed up accounted for
SquashDemon
Can confirm, I was there too.
MrOne2
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cuddlydingo
If he didn’t want his home to be targeted, he shouldn’t live there like that.
petonious
Have you tried not doing the anti-human things that makes people hate you? Just saying?
scoutMoonDiver
Be the light you wish to see in the world.
MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
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dffksh
"Negligent discharge". Isn't that how babies happen?
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
All you had to do was pay us enough to live.
keyblader1985
Canigetbannedagain2
Majority of people are closer to being broke than being a millionaire.
Chakra5
*vast
Exyr
Negligent discharge? Thats it?
genericanamoly
Oops I guess. Idk, maybe people there just really dont like him or some shit and even the cops and judges dont. No clue, but yeah I mean it seems kinda odd.
neptix
What else is there? Maybe reckless endangerment as well? I mean, yeah, they like to throw on a whole bunch of BS extras, but in terms of what they are alleged to have actually done?
Exyr
Its illegal to carry a loaded gun in california unless you have a ccw which i wouldnt think they'd have to be stupid enough to do that.
neptix
Ah, fair. I can't keep track of all the different states's laws
etherbunny41
His father's nickname for him, appropriately enough.
PunnyTiger
steals trillions of dollars worth of content, promises free life changing tool. provides compulsive liar 6 year old briefly for free before violating the promise of a free tool in perpetuity, instead devours electricity while providing no value. yes, kill him and liquidate the company to retrieve any actual value
Yasashii93
Man, this week did NOT disappoint to the very end. Best we had for like 2 years. Hope the momentum continues but even if not, we have new Luigi symbols.
Viva la revolution!
PosthumousExile
We can always help them
TheMindEntropic
Good that Americans are getting more luigis. *Their work must be done.* But let us also reflect on other Americans who make massive impacts, like Aaron Bushnell, at the same time!
3andAHalfLivesAgo
Last I heard there was 7 or 8 different warehouses that burned down. They are trying not to broadcast all of it but people are getting the video out
3andAHalfLivesAgo
Another note, I read that the first one (Kimberly whatever, the toilet paper place) wasn’t properly insured so the owner is having to eat it. Not sure how accurate that is though
do7rkb5n
Can you provide some sources for this? Id love to know this is true.
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3andAHalfLivesAgo
Going to look now and I’m struggling to find it but when I get home I’ll check again
3andAHalfLivesAgo
So all I can find right now is just different people stating that because they leased the building, not owned, the insurance isn’t set up to properly cover it. As far as I can tell this is unsubstantiated and is mostly conjecture. Fingers crossed it winds up being true but sorry for potentially spreading misinformation. Y’all downvote this to balance out my imaginary points please
NinjaCongo
"Why do time travelers keep attacking me?"
WhatisaYute
His sister also accused him AGAIN of sexually assaulting her.
TheMindEntropic
Upvoted. Where could we read more? So hard to find *reputable* links these days.
TheFastpaws
Look look look... Wait till they are actually outside the house before this action. It will net better results.
tinydog
Russian Hill, really? heh
lalalalsblablabal
Is this the dude that raped his own sister?
tidepool
Allegedly
facepalmingestpanda
Authorities have released this composite sketch of the suspects
Guy0185
modus0
Nah, I'm pretty sure if it had been those two, the house would be destroyed and the owner dead or missing.
jackal12345
Damnit people, I appreciate the sentiment but this shit is embarrassing. This is a high profile target, you stake out the place for a month minimum so you get their routine down and thereby know when it's time to get to work. None of this stupid "We came up with the idea Saturday and did it Sunday" crap. And for god's sake get a decent tool; this is america, you can get military grade rifles so you're not in view of the camera.
keyblader1985
TrumpRapesChildren
I mean, it's not THAT difficult to not get caught.
Leave your cell phone at home. Write the directions on paper. Stop several blocks away and cover your license plate and any easily identifiable stickers/decals, wear a mask, perform your civic duty against the villainaire, drive somewhere ELSE after and remove said coverings. Have alibi with friends.
etherbunny41
Firing a gun at a mansion does feel a bit slapdash, doesn't it?
Rakoth
I mean, you could take a page out of Ukraine's book, too, and just not be in the vicinity.
jackal12345
Gonna go ahead and say military drones are a lot more difficult to get your hands on. Go to a gun show and there's no paper trail to link your weapon of choice to the job. Those lunatics actually take cash and at most require a driver's license to prove you're old enough though usually it's no questions asked if you're in the right area (ie the south).
modus0
Don't need a military drone - Get a decent one that can hold some weight, rig it so it can carry a container and has a lighter, fill that container with a gasoline+styrofoam mix, wait until he's outside to fly the drone into him so he's covered in the liquid, then ignite it, and have the drone GTFO.
jackal12345
Incendiaries are not my area of expertise so dunno if that would just burn him or actually take him out of the equation. I know how to make semi unreliable non incendiary explosives (timing till detonation isn't precise) but for those to be effective you'd already have to have access to the inside of his house. Really think a scoped rifle with a silencer and fore knowledge is the way to go.
modus0
IIRC, gas+styrofoam is pretty close to napalm, being sticky and rather flammable. But a scoped rifle with a silencer would be both less obvious and cause less collateral damage.