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gaidinbdj
#4 Bill Clinton did it first.
GNICH62
The guys doing the on campus walking are from my fraternity. They’re better dudes than that picture even gives them credit for.
woozle
puninn10did
Who started cutting onions here??
slotheroll
TheActualDonKnotts
The words "no, not again" make this infinitely funnier.
siskoisbest
Reminder that Math for Marines is worth 15 education points. Max that out ASAP!
odontoblastyoursocksoff
The kid who was willing to walk people to class was my physics partner. I wish he was as great as the image depicts him to be.
Icamehereforcatsandpuns
I love that the box is full of dirty tennis balls meaning that 1) they're being used and 2) they're being returned. Really nice to see.
PerpetuityPhoto
Funny, whenever I put up a photo of a box full of dirty tennis balls, I'm being "Innappropriate" and "Ruining Christmas"
slimjuicy20
So they bought Lebron kicks for the Jordan kid??
BananasForever
dogmatix
#2 Why the heck is a kid named Jordan wearing Lebrons?!
Oceanzaway
Thanks for this much-needed positivity OP
ThunderChief00
#2 No basketball shoes for under 75 US dollars?
ThunderChief00
#5 Iran looks like it has better healthcare and education than USA
LaVonJames
The marine wasn’t pretending to cheat, they eat crayons for fun, he actually didn’t know the answer LuL
LostRealist11
Ok seriously, who's cutting those onions?
grouchypanda
Sakes! my emotions! Also I'd let that guy walk me home. Know what I'm sayin
kolr
ArealJim
It's almost like that's the only reason they're doing it.Btw, a good chunk of dudes who lift are total ass pies.Also often into redpill crap
Unklejrad
I was going to reply about jealousy, but after checking your profile, dude get some help. I know it's cliche but life does get better.
FireBottom
Way to bring the negative to a positive post
Sugarbritches21
I'd totally let him tongue punch my fart box any day
defenestratingliar
Amazing
mywhiskeybiscuit
ArsenalThePhoenix
the iranian teacher and little kid with cancer got to me.
uponstrangeshores
Found a few more pixels for #3 -- https://pics.me.me/lick-kim-katiepnhi-this-morning-a-little-boy-facetimed-me-33081494.png
werewolffbarmitzvah
thank you i gave up on reading the text part
Execfist
Is no one else upset that Jordan didn't get a pair of Jordans?
Execfist
Not minimizing what she did...it's just, his name...it would've been great
nolzvader
Geez, I never thought a pair of Lebrons would put a lump in my throat. I would be very proud to see my daughter do such a thing
YouSignedTheGodDamnedContract
#10 he wasn't pretending, "Math for Marine's" is an actual course we actually cheat on. Luckily the test came with a delicious crayon lol
Addmagnet
As well as "The Correct Use of Punctuation for Marines"?
YouSignedTheGodDamnedContract
Mobile user here, I blame autocorrect and there wasn't a "Proof reading for Marines" course if I recall correctly so I'm in the clear.
TanithRosenbaum
What do you need the math for though? :P
YouSignedTheGodDamnedContract
We'd count lots and lots of things. Every day we'd count. Count rifles, count bullets, count bolts etc. And every day it'd get fucked up.
TanithRosenbaum
Ah, you count so america can count on you...
Mikaru86
Calculating mortar trajectories and the amount of explosives needed to demolish structures and obstacles ;)
Attacker732
To demolish structures, or to demolish structures without making a huge fuck-off crater in the worst possible spot?
Mikaru86
To demolish the largest number of structures with the limited supply of explosives ;)
Hereagain
#10 "pretending"
imadetheacounttodothetreasurehunt
SmergBlaerghl
I love the wholesome posts, so glad they've become a thing. Today was a bad day, but this post made me smile.
TheGreatBlueHeron
I didn't realize I was in a wholesome dump until I realized I was tearing up a bit and looked at the title.
BritVet2240
Damn ninjas cutting onions again.
PsychicOctopus
#10 have you met a Marine? Def wasn't joking. Jkjk thanks for your service
LagerthaL16
papayaofthesun
I wonder if the dude with Downs would qualify to be a baby cuddler for the addicted infants NICU - if there is one near him.
ArsenalThePhoenix
what is an addicted infants nicu?
papayaofthesun
Some hospitals serve infants who are born addicted and go thru withdrawal. They need volunteer snugglers to hold them while they recover.
tonerockyhorror33
How did bidding reach $60k on that pos patrol car?
notagainwiththenames
Maybe it was part of a fundraising event.
Potatopeelerkind
Maybe everyone was trying to outbid one another so they could gift it to the boys.
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
I was wondering that as well. That seems to me to be a HELL of a lot of money to pay for a used car.
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
and yeah, potatopeelerkind, I take your point - but that seems a little uncoordinated....
lifeisadadjoke
Squad car one was rough.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Only in the last couple of years have I had enough money to make gestures like that.
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
sorry - just to clarify - you have enough spare cash that you could buy a 2nd hand car for $60K - and just give it away?
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Not nearly. But I do have more than enough to help people who deserve it.
NapoleonDynOmite
$60,000 for a used cop car is a bit of a stretch.
Sugarbritches21
It was a fundraiser to help pay for stuff from the police department
SJohnson23
That tear gas won’t buy itself.
ThatGirlWithTheStuff
I bet the rancher that bought it also made that bid waaaaay above anything else just so nobody else could buy it.
NapoleonDynOmite
Gotcha
Beepbopbadop
#8 why wouldn't anyone let him hold a baby? Look at how much joy that brings him.
MomJokes
I had a low function downs cousin with autism. If you don’t know them you wouldn’t trust them to do anything for themself let alone a baby
MomJokes
He was the sweetest human I’ve ever known. Gentle but easily excited. Man I miss him.
Beepbopbadop
I'm guessing there isn't a happy ending to your story. Sorry to hear about your friend.
MomJokes
No... he was happy and well nurtured and loved. It’s bittersweet to reminisce. He put ketchup on everything... ice cream, pancakes, ketchup
TerryCrews
Honestly, I wouldn't trust someone I didn't know to hold mine, let alone someone that might not have full control of their body. It's easy 1
TerryCrews
To hurt a baby.