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ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I'm literally writing this curled in a ball of agony from this right now. I feel like my body is rejecting everything inside me.
Squishy1
:(
thornmallow
why is it always the same dump :( I need variety in my life goddamnit.
TropicalLobster
Victorasaurus
I'm pretty sure we are all cycling because someone always posts this when my period starts
KittenAddiction
Same. I thought we needed physical proximity to sync periods but Imgur shows me otherwise
SynapticWanderer
when you spend enough time around the same women....
lilmonkie
Haha me too. I started this morning.
Stoneworth
as a guy
hesychasticextrovert
As a guy with sisters
Enoan
4 sisters, 2 mothers. Oh my god I understand all of this.
Jasarg
I got sisters. I just stay clear. Cuz I don't want to bother em.
JohnnyCashedOut
As a 35 year old man.. The only thing a period stops is a sentence. ;)
pachacody
Earn your red wings yet?
JohnnyCashedOut
Well...yeah, that's the joke.
YouCanFapTo90PercentOfMyFavorites
lifeandotherabsurdities
Joker smile.
0xFFF1
"well that's retarded."
SlightlyAfraid
You can't just say that Rick
0xFFF1
well that's retarded.
dQwfourw9WgXcQ
Is that sexual harrasment?
0xFFF1
Hugh Mungous what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCvMGGQJSdA
Repano
Hugh. Mongus.
WaitingToExplode
Nothing worse than waking up on the Japanese flag in the morning
CaptainLupa
SynapticWanderer
+1 for truth and also username irony
davidwie
I've woken up next to some japanese flags on occasion. Those were "fun" mornings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
KaiWolf1898
I think we men everywhere should thank our penises for not bleeding once a month
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
Really sucks after having kids..
OdelallyOdelally
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
caelicaelicaeli
I just love how this post got all the ladies talking about their periods
Subtlelight
I just use birth control to skip it and have it every few months instead. So much less pain and suffering but mine were extreme.
ibleedglitterandgold
hahahahah mine lasts two. whole. weeks.
pinkiesmalls
And btw my condolences!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Me as well, though I have a copper IUD, which I'm assuming has caused it...can't afford to go to a dr to check for cysts though...
IfYoureReadingThisImDrunk
I once had a two day one and one a fourteen one. Birth control really helped regulate me AND I don't miss class because of cramps anymore!
Ra1nbowmonkeys
Had an iud put in, I'm currently on week 3 of my period. I hate everything.
missboring
I have 2 day periods every 3 weeks
SquishyToeBeans
Are you on birth control? I used to not get mine for months then it would come and it'd last 2 weeks, I have cysts on my ovaries as well.
Cerinna
Mine used to be 9-11 days (honestly no pun intended concerning yesterday) but now I'm on birth control because of PMS-y problems -> 4 days!
tumblrcansuckmybum
Try 17 months with only three days not bleeding. Seriously though get checked out.
Magpiebones
*whispers* About six hours every 4 months.
lilmonkie
How?
Magpiebones
I dunno. I had "normal" periods first few years but then they settled into this rythm. Early menopause or something like that? I'm under 29.
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Magpiebones
I have, I get myself checked regularly, but there has been nothing.
LukeKarr22
I mean, at least they're fabulous ones, bleeding glitter and gold and all.
Haloghost2
That's cute. Try 4 weeks, and then only having one week breaks between cycles. And yes I have been to a doctor, I have cysts
heartygizmo
Good luck, sister. Same.
julgran
Check that with your doctor plz. I also bled a lot. It was nothing wrong with me but I had to check for cysts. Now i have a hormone thing1/2
julgran
and I bled less and less every month until I stopped completely after around 4 months. Best. Thing. Ever!
Monsteradelic
WHAT??? Mine lasts 3 days and when it tries to last 4 I am freaking out!!!
originalBabewiththePower
If I bled glitter and gold I might be OK with a two week period... retire off that shit.
ibleedglitterandgold
unfortunately people dont like uterus gold for some reason
originalBabewiththePower
Just wash it really well and don't tell them. People believe what you tell them.
ibleedglitterandgold
I dunno, man. I hate lying
originalBabewiththePower
Then I've got nothing
pinkiesmalls
Have you talked to your OBGYN about that? I've had one for 10 days and I found out I had cysts. Might want to get checked out just in case.
ibleedglitterandgold
definitely going to put more effort in now lol. thanks
gawdeenie
If you do have cysts hot castor oil packs work wonders. Chaste berry (vitex) is a good balancer for lady things too if it's not
ibleedglitterandgold
I just turned 18 so I don't have one yet. currently looking.
Thehumanracestinx
I thought you meant a period rather than a obgyn. Was all "do I have something to tell you".
pinkiesmalls
oh ok. That is important to find one you are comfortable with! Having long and irregular periods when you just start can be normal.
Cerinna
I had long and irregular periods from my first time (13) until about 21 (adolescence), so... :)
ibleedglitterandgold
I've had my period for five years and it has only gotten longer and longer lol
Cerinna
What do those feel like? Symptoms?
Redeyer
Everyone is prob different but mine have felt like pressure during sex or while pushing on the porcelain throne
heartygizmo
I feel a bubble of torturous pain on that side, low in my pelvic bone area. When I twist, the bubble stretches and feels like a hot knife1/2
heartygizmo
When they rupture, I double over and start sweating from the pain. Ice helps until the internal itching sets in, but my cysts are vascular
Redeyer
That sounds awful. Is it PCOS?
SniperWolf2454
itsakidsbooksantiago
The worst is when you think it's over. Cute underwear comes out only to be destroyed by the vindictive uterine agenda.
DementedIronWizard
I've heard that ingesting 1tsp of molasses per day helps at least with the pain in a month or few. Helped my ex-girlfriend a lot.
ketsmeow
you still have cute underwear?! I literally just have all black underwear (combo of sexy yet practical) I have destroyed too many good pairs
itsakidsbooksantiago
Hope keeps us alive, ketsmeow.
ImmortalSquid
I have my period underwear which is a variety of blood stained colors, and my not period underwear which is yet to be ruined.
caelicaelicaeli
And almost every month a pair moves from the 'not period' category to the 'period' category
Siorruidh
This! So much this! Yeah, most of mine are black now too.
FreshWater13
This is why I wear black underwear for the two days afterwards lol
Cerinna
I wear my sloppy underwear a few days after, just in case.
epicnessity
Another cute pair of panties claimed by the ruthless vagenda...
cindel
Glad rags pantyliners bay-bee!
Redeyer
Get Thinx!! I've stopped ruining my cute undies on the first and last days
LunaLuscus
Considering my extremely irregular cycle (can go months without, then get like four months of periods in a row) I just stick to basic cotton
Madcaplaughs84
IUD. Haven't had this issue for a very long time.
retniwck
I got that kind but I STILL get a period. Dr says its in place just fine...and discovered a bunch of endometriosis instead...yay
dephress
I have the other kind of IUD where you still get periods. :(
Totallyscrewedinaustin
I have the kind of IUD where I get to enjoy 2 week long periods....
imkawaiibatman
Arm implant. Friend has it. No periods for 3 years.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Hydrogen peroxide is your friend. It is AMAZING.
ignimbrite
Just don't mix it with concentrated sulfuric acid
Therearetoomanyusernames
I'm pretty sure my menstrual blood isn't made of sulfuric acid. Altho it does feel like it is while it's inside me.
ignimbrite
(Hydrogen Peroxide and H2SO4 makes something called pirahna solution, which does 'melts flesh AND bones' actually-factually, it's bad shit)
Therearetoomanyusernames
I know, dear. I was being facetious. Lol
SluttyBreadsticks
also soaking in cold water for a while (depending on blood amount) will get rid of it for me
Therearetoomanyusernames
That too. ALWAYS cold water.
DeathStarTechSupport
Yes, hydrogen peroxide is great for getting out blood stains. I can't tell you why I know this. First rule.
dephress
In what way?
Therearetoomanyusernames
It gets rid of your blood miraculously.
dephress
I mean, I've tried it to get stains out and it did nothing. Is there something I'm missing?
Littlequackduck
Try mixing 2 parts hydrogen peroxide with 1 part dish soap & scrub the stain. Might not do much if they're really set in but works great
CatPandas
Are you spraying it on the stain and then leaving it for a min?
Therearetoomanyusernames
Try to get it as fresh as possible. Don't wash it beforehand. Let it sit for a little bit. Always worked for me.
CatPandas
It works for me and my mother in law cleaned an entire bloody mattresses with it. Sis didn't make it to the hospital before the baby came.
TophHoudy
dang girl, did everything go alright?
CatPandas
They both made it safely. She was so happy because it was a 15 min delivery.
heartygizmo
Don't let it dry, just change undies asap, douse in h2o2, wash in cold. Blood is a protein stain, hot will set it in.
blind0intensity
Came for the LolZ. Stayed to find out how to get period stains out of my cute underwear. Thanks ladies.
dumbintact
Not pregnant. Haven't had a period in months. It's almost worse than when you're having it.
ARealLivingAustralian
Same! I'm running on to my third month :u Doctor's visit at the end of the month if it still isn't here...
lilmonkie
Ah thanks. I'm considering starting birth control since I have horrible cramps. I'll keep this in mind when the GYN starts talking options.
dumbintact
The pill will help keep heavy cycles under control. Nexplanon, the shot and the Nuva ring might prevent periods altogether.
tachaeon
I don't understand y women go through this when they don't have to.
TranscendentalExperiences
'lets repost an entire dump' 'huh, how about we wait less than a week?' 'meh, wtv works. All about them upvotes!'
mamabear2017
I don't have to worry about this for another 5 months!!
ChachCabulivich
Shouldn't have eaten the fruit on the tree of knowledge, Jezabelle
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
HA... This is always my argument.... I'm glad someone agrees w me....weak ass Eve
cheezburgerzandchill
as a woman who makes herself have a period with birth control... all of this. sigh.
littlemorte
My period is 0-2 days now thanks to birth control. And very little bleeding. Only bad thing is my kidneys ache a little the day before.
LehdaRi
Had a cute girl over for netflix n' chill. Next day she fainted in the morning shower. 15mins after I witnessed the most painful period 1/2
LehdaRi
cramps ever. Gave her 3 1000mg painkillers and stayed by her side until they kicked in. She was attached to my side rest of the day. 2/3
LehdaRi
I think I have a girlfriend now.
MajorSexyBoner
I experienced that once, only when my period started, the guy acted like I was the nastiest ever. Among reasons why we don't talk anymore.
DrPaulaIrving
I love a happy ending! :D
ilovepineappleonpizza
As 6th grader I got my first period and for the first year it would last 13.days.every.month. UGH
Krzyf
I suffered from a precocious puberty got it at 9yo. Wearing pads it honestly felt like a 2x4 between my legs. Looking forward to menopause!
Flyndaran
Now a days 9 is not considered precocious puberty. Weird that, eh?
Krzyf
I know. For boys it is still 9 and under. But for girls now it is 6. Because u know after six u can handle "Girl flu".
Flyndaran
It's because what was once very rare and indicative of disorder is now the norm. Male I started at 10; not fun having a libido then.
littlemorte
13?! Who did you piss off and send to hell?
stickemwiththepointyend
Yeah well fuck you reproductive system, you tried to kill me SO I HAD YOU REMOVED AND THROWN AWAAAYYYYY
Virgadays
Being transgender, this is one of the things of womanhood I'm glad for not having.
Magpiebones
Or so you thought... COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU THIS FALL: RETURN OF THE UTERUS - THE BIOLOGICAL CLOCK THAT WOULDN'T STOP TICKING.
stickemwiththepointyend
I will stab, then sue a motherfucker if that happens.
Magpiebones
Aw but I was already halfway writing the script for this. Genre is horror. Splatter horror.
stickemwiththepointyend
I mean, I like my dr, and I'd hate to do it. But he gon' get stabbed.
ilovepineappleonpizza
me tooooo! woooooooooooooo
stickemwiththepointyend
Menopause sucks, but not as much as that monthly shit show. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ilovepineappleonpizza
luckily I still have my ovaries for now
stickemwiththepointyend
I have one, but due to extra fuckery I'm on Lupron which shut it down for now. May go off of it eventually, but unsure for now.
fistermatic5000
Take the crib, but leave the playpen
RatoMolhado
Way to go! Oh... hummmm... glad you're OK :)
stickemwiththepointyend
I won that battle. Plus, no period ever again. Whoooooo!
RatoMolhado
*hi fives*
zero3338
Same. Diagnosed w/ endometrial cancer last June, uterus taken out that august. Gave birth to my uterus. Saved my life.
stickemwiththepointyend
Mine was early stage cervical cancer, and a cantaloupe sized cyst causing ovarian torsion. I tried to ask to watch it burn, they said no.
ANIMEJESUS
brutal
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
I can't wait to do the same! When did you do that? What is the recommended age? Did it hurt? Will the pain finally stop?
stickemwiththepointyend
Earlier this year, I was 33. But truthfully, they wouldn't have done it if I hadn't had early stage cancer. They do not like doing it w/out>
stickemwiththepointyend
Serious reasons. Healing was a bitch, but 6 months out I'm back to 90%. Still have some pain, but not near as much.
drickanderson
Hopefully by a professional, cause ... yeah, that would be horrifying otherwise.
stickemwiththepointyend
Indeed, a robot guided by my oncologist! Was pretty cool actually. Healing was a bitch though.
drickanderson
My wife is healing from that right now, but her doc didn't use the Divinci thingie, or whatever it's called.
stickemwiththepointyend
Yeah, that's what did mine. Supposedly makes recovery faster, but I had complications. I hope she feels better soon!
drickanderson
Thank you! I hope you're over your complications, and feeling better.
BearHandsAHHH
http://www.inquisitr.com/2439037/florida-man-ripped-girlfriends-guts-out-through-vagina-after-she-called-another-mans-name-during-sex/
KristinaProbably
That was a wild ride.
ChesterSnapdragonMcFistycuffs
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BeckysaurusRex
WAT???
stickemwiththepointyend
Unfortunately, it's very possible.
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stickemwiththepointyend
Funny you should reference that. I had a complication that caused something unfortunately similar to happen.
fuckyouyoufuckingfuckedupfuckingfuck
Mine lasts 4 days tops, and I get one cramp the day before. I'll forget I'm on it..
FunkyCake
Exactly same here. My girlfriends hate me for it. XD
sarzaya
Just wait. There is a cosmic balance that will need to be set right. I was like you once. Then the baby...the baby changed it all...
kibbypie
Going off the pill made it good. The baby made it bad again.
fuckyouyoufuckingfuckedupfuckingfuck
Oh no, I'm due in November...
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
The hardest I was ever punched was by my now-ex when we were dating for 5 years. She period-punched me in the face. Knocked me out cold.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
She didn't want any dinner so i took seconds. A few hours later she wanted it. A few more minutes later I was waking up in the middle of the
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
living room. Tbh, I was proud she could hit so fucking hard. That was impressive.
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Wow..... I hope you made her a sandwich or something . It's a safe bet you never touched her food again....
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
That was the worst she'd had it. In the past she never minded and preferred I ate more so it didn't go to waste.
DorkQueenOfFailedSexyTimes
The only time I get irritable on my period is when I get super horny and can't have sex. Other than that I think I'm pretty lucky.
Cerinna
I too get hornier around my period. Why? It's not like it's reproductively advantageous.
RatoMolhado
Why you don't have sex on your period?
elfTastic
I don't always like having sex on my period because the blood coagulates, like the opposite of lube. I also sometimes feel
elfTastic
Generally uncomfortable and slightly achey (not even counting cramps and nausea) so even if I'm super horns, I'm just not physically up to
elfTastic
It. If the flow is light and I feel otherwise fine, I don't mind the leakage.
DorkQueenOfFailedSexyTimes
'Cause there is blood everywhere and it'll ruin the sheets... Don't always have the opportunity for shower sex.
RatoMolhado
I wouldn't mind staining my sheets, I wash them quite regularly xP
SynapticWanderer
Don't panic, and don't forget your towel. I literally have a pile of crappy towels just for messy sex. Actually I have sheets for that too..
RatoMolhado
I love you and the way you think <3 http://cdn.instructables.com/FQG/F24J/IA2C3ITH/FQGF24JIA2C3ITH.MEDIUM.jpg
loveasthouwilt
I feel ya, girl. Mine's next week :/
RatoMolhado
Do you want some cake?
loveasthouwilt
No
RatoMolhado
Ice-cream? Massages? Cocoa? Couch time seeing Hachi: A dog's tale?
loveasthouwilt
I want my mom to take the munchkin for the first 3 days so I can be miserable in peace lol
RatoMolhado
Is he/she the son of some god? Because, look, I have this weird plan; it could work but it takes he/she being some kind of messiah...
Cerinna
Just got off mine, after skipping a month (birth control). I regret everything, it came back with a vengeance. I am not built to skip.
lilbriteyes
I had nexplanon (implant) for 3 years. Never a full period during that time. Will get my first one this week. I. Am. Terrified.
Cerinna
I sincerely hope they don't stack for you like they seem to be doing for me... *pat*
loveasthouwilt
None of us are, really. Although there are conditions where minimizing the frequency is a legit health concern.
Cerinna
I know. I THINK I am perfectly healthy in there, take the pills for PMS mostly, but if I skip it comes back as if I'm not on birth control.
loveasthouwilt
Talk to your OB. The estrogen levels might need to be adjusted.
Cerinna
Nah it's fine, in the beginning it would start 2 days early, but now it doesn't kick in until I take that week's break. What I meant 1/2