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1. Hello imgur !
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7. Become ungovernable
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17. Looks like a shitpost, is not meant to be a shitpost
18. Truly ahead of their time
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28. I love dogs !
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33. I truly wanted to tag the creator bug I didn't find them
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42. That's exactly how Carlos does his science in Welcome to Nightvale
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45. You did not see this 10 images ago. You're just so good at predicting the text you're about to read that you're convinced you already saw this
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Brhino
#1 she's getting a tattoo of a blobfish so even if she gets saggy it'll still work.
filben7
#1 No, kids will cringe at old people covered in 2014 memes.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
And those "old people" are going to be in their 30s.
thelaaaaaw
#1 At this point with everyone having a tattoo, pretty sure no one will bat an eye with old people having one.
RoutemasterFlash
Please, nobody tell the person in #2 about confirmation bias.
ThomasHarris111
Idea for Muslim secret santa: Muhammad's mystery
SoylentDean
That's a good one. My suggestion is "Eidunno".
catapostrophe
LOL you guys
willgameforgold
#2 astrology is still bollocks though
Excludos
That sounds like something a Scorpio would say
RhianonFrozenThrone
#45 you made me check you person ..
BleebBloop
I am powerful
TK421isAFK
Oh, you're full of something, alright...
RoadskiN
#1 that's literally what everybody that has a tattoo thinks. But in reality, nobody gives a shit, ever.
ImperfectDad
"Come back with a warrant!" is going into my bathroom lexicon.
Commentsaboutyourusername
That's perfect, Dad
MalukuSeito
It is honestly the best reply in a situation that has no good replies anyway.
jherazob
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER!!!"
RuthlessRuben
I recommend bellowing "DENIED!" in as deep a voice as you can muster. Got a few laughs so far.
SageOfDepth
"Estoy Poopin'!" is also good, especially if you DON'T know spanish.
ImperfectDad
That's the jpg I text my kids when they are looking for me.
ImperfectDad
One of my stock responses to "Have a nice day." is "I think I have other plans."
TK421isAFK
Kinda sounds like the "I have a boyfriend" texter.
daftpumpkin
that author murder story!!! WTF!!
emjay9010
Haters will say it's fake.
Username62611
Take it with a grain of salt, authors tell lies for a living.
noodleteeth
On the other hand, if you saw a fanfiction writers search history, you would be inclined to believe they committed murder.
Ulthirm
Mate if you saw my search history you'd be inclined to think I was a murderer, and maybe drug runner.
Miyamotofan
If you saw my search history you'd think I wasn't a native english speaker and needed to know the definitions of common words.
BenderBenderBender
I feel attacked…
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
#38 smooth with a capital smoo
RustyMcKraken
Sold dump @OP !!! I feel much lighter now, but my legs are jello after finally getting off the toilet.
Andrzhel
#39 Kinda sounds like the Weaver, in Werewolf the Apocalypse RPG.. not exactly, but it reminds me of it.
ScrippyChan
Not the Weaver itself, exactly, but there are Weaver spirits that actually do those sorts of things, yeah.
Andrzhel
Could also be an idea for a Weaver (Spirit) Totem..
ScrippyChan
Of course. Any spirit can be a totem if you're persuasive enough.
kc2syk
I love #10. I hope my kids appreciate our secular Christmas when they are older.
tinyfootprints
1/ In KSA, my Arab neighbor's front door was open and I could see that he had a proper Christmas tree in his living room. I don't think he >
tinyfootprints
2/ was Christian; he just liked the decorations. So much so that he was literally risking the death penalty for them.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
I've mentioned things (not always Christmas-related) to my kids only to realize that bc I didn't force Christianity/religion on them 1/2
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
...they have no idea what I'm talking about, which is a good thing bc they don't know any of the horrors of religious indoctrination 2/2
kc2syk
Christianity is so embedded in western culture that at some point they have to learn about a lot of it anyway. But there is plenty of..
kc2syk
.. time to do that after they are older and not subject to easy indoctrination.
daguq
Christmas is an appropriation of the Winter Solstice festival. You can celebrate the fact that the days are getting longer.
lilbrother
I also enjoy celebrating Christmas as a commercial holiday.
SpartanwithaSkirt
Pagan yuletides forever! Sorry Jesus, the season of winter is cooler (no pun intended)
CatatonicCowMoo
#48 But.. I *am* Alex
BleebBloop
There are dozens of you
Lemau
DOZENS!!!
TheDoctorIsInside
#5 Happen to me once in school on the school computer. Someone got the same hand movements as me.
TK421isAFK
Seems much more likely that the person simply clicked on an existing file in the process of saving a new one, and Windows confirmed that 1/2
TK421isAFK
the user wanted to replace that file. The layout looks like an earlier version of Windows, before the newer Save/Replace/Save a Copy. 2/2
applesforjuice
#1 I have tattoos and yes the stigma is stupid but having them doesn't make you a badass I'm just some guy who paid for tattoos
GiveYourBallsATug69
Kinda agree, but I think it's a generational thing also. 20 years ago, if you saw an older person covered in tattoos, you could reasonably >
GiveYourBallsATug69
> assume they were badass cause tattoos weren't that common. When we get to that age though, a lot of older people will have tattoos.
hadtodownvote1
To be fair you also sat through the repeated stabbing session(s) :)
orngeturtl
#12 meep meep
RideTheStimutacs
I'm pretty sus of the "name of the father" one. Why would anyone phrase it that way?
DukeDarkwood
I am disappointed this didn't include the most imgur-famous example of a rushed-out mashed-up response, about the soccer player.
BleebBloop
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY ?!
redsmerf
NotasbigasmediumsizedJock
That whole thread had me pissing myself. Ash one point I dribbled my drink
eventide215
That one got me the most for some reason.
distractedFreek
#27 we had a whole song about this.
Norge
Tre små kinesere
GravyEducation
I like to eat! Eat! Eat!
Darkspire
Apples and banaynays?
Inmate45
I like to eat... eat... eat... Eeples and Benenees...
TheRicM
boughnoughnough
mrputter
Ring ring ring ring bininiphone!
DaBaDoop
Solkanarmy
whole comment thread full of parents :D
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Yes and no. We’re an average parent’s age but don’t necessarily know it from our kids. We’re also average Sharon Lois and Bram age :)
ViolentFlogging
Fuck yeah, Skidamarink!
SterlingBee
Not a parent, just a child of the Raffi/Rozenshantz/Sharon, Lois & Bram age
shotgunlc
Im worries people don’t know about the song. What if it dies with us?
nero4ty2
i don't know a single kid that doesn't know that song, it's still wildly popular in schools and yt
shotgunlc
So relieved!
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Well this happened this year, so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQCR9BvnLZo
Starlatan
Well I wasn't there when it was written, so I need someone to cite it!
GravyEducation
Here it is witch https://youtu.be/r5WLXZspD1M
IThoughtThisThought
Trust me... People that get kids will know, it won't die. It's one of the songs constantly being remade on YouTube for kids.
IllegalDuckling
I really hope not. Youtube kids is ironically horrible for kids and should NOT be supported
KidShowVillain
Out of nowhere, my six year old yelled "EAT SHIT NOOB" at our cat. One look at his YTK watch history had that app uninstalled lickety split
DigiT00l
#36 I would have said carpe jugulum
Arokthis
Yup. Good book, too.
LogicKitty
PineappleLoopsBroether
Farzhad
This has been stolen and re-saved so many times it's already deep-fried.
PineappleLoopsBroether
RustyMcKraken
What happens if I steal your notice & don't leave a copy? ....Uhh, asking for a friend
SirButcher
Just forge one, come on, this is criminal 101.
RustyMcKraken
Ya, but if I just don't wanna pony up is there a kneecap charge or anything?
malachilenomade
BigJT
#12 Interrupted while saying, "Get home safe!" to a crowd of people so ended up just shouting, "Get home!" at them.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
#3 I Offer Puddles Pity Party and Haley Reinhart https://youtu.be/aVevvbFNKiY
GH05TY
I call your Postmodern Jukebox with a Gregorian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOkHpVVAFEQ
Twinbladewarrior
I call your Gregorian with a Melodica Bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHFl0qy_cJw
GH05TY
I call your Melodicka Bros with a Melodi -- wait crap you just used that! um... oh, a 331Erock! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjJnIdOvdds
ohrightinthedink
Confession: I find Haley Reinhart both beautiful and a beautiful singer...
CarlottaVonSprockett
I love her so much. I especially love the outfits PMJ puts her in. All swanky glamour.
ohrightinthedink
Indeed...
vinny8boberano
My first thought when someone told me that Puddles was on one of those singing competitions, "They brought in a ringer." ;)
anononanonanona
#4 btw there was a paper published which explored this in an experimental capacity and it was found to be false.
NickRivieraMD
MaddPainting
I think its more meant for if you type to instead of too, or your instead of youre. If youre talking the spelling doesn't matter and 1/2
ploogz3652
*you’re
MaddPainting
And?
MaddPainting
2/2 if all same sounded words were spell the same it wouldn't matter just like in speaking.
NickRivieraMD
if all homophones were spelled the same it would make the language harder to understand, I thin
MaddPainting
So.. two, too, and to when speaking sound the same and causes no problems, why would spelling make a difference?
Boksha
Couldn't agree more. When reading something difficult, you can NOT have the extra 2 seconds to mentally reverse engineer what someone meant.
drosophilamelanogaster
Anything that will be kept for any length of time. Just because you know what something means NOW, doesn't mean people will know in future.
NickRivieraMD
Yes! And just because the person next to you can understand it doesn't mean someone with a different context will. Meticulous language>
NickRivieraMD
serves clarity.
VolcanoHerder
#9
GravyEducation
I always say you either have a complex or you're making yourself look like the dumb one by pretending you can't understand.
CharmingPrism
BUT!
Commentsaboutyourusername
I love what you did with the Ring of Fire in the Pacific. Big fan
VolcanoHerder
Midgarmerc
I'm a bigger fan of being a harmless troll and pointing out their minute errors so they make tweets like this
Bucushin
Gotta hit them with one of these. https://youtu.be/LiYqTcaq_Zo
Midgarmerc
And then one of these https://youtube.com/shorts/LbVDJQTT5o4?feature=share
Bucushin
A truly cultured person you are
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I usually only bring it up if it can actually be misconstrued. Some words if you omit or change a letter DRASTICALLY changes the meaning 1/2
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
of what is being said. Between that and/or lack of context to infer their meaning I do sometimes bring it up though. 2/2
mitanni
People mixing up "definitely" and "defiantly" is my favorite example. "I will defiantly eat that cupcake"
VolcanoHerder
I mean, I've definitely defiantly eaten at least one cupcake in my life.
Dpunch4
It's contextually sensitive. You don't need to correct someone if you're casually talking about something. Dyslexia exists. HOWEVER..
Dpunch4
If you can teach someone something without being obnoxious or belittling them, it's a gift. The gift of noleg.
Equinox13
I would feel smarter if I hadn't stared at this for 2 minutes going, "No leg. No leg? No leg..." while looking at my legs before getting it.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Yeah, agree. I know that I’m always a little embarrassed, but mostly grateful if someone corrects me. Then I know not to make the mistake /1
CarlottaVonSprockett
again! After all, noleg is powr. 2/2
BleebBloop
This is great !
VolcanoHerder
Thanks, I stole it from someone else's comment on a different post all by myself
Zoroasterisk
I let typos slide, but people that habitually use "your" when they mean "you're" are the fuckin WORST
HeyOP
1) #9 You can spend a lot of time thinking you & someone else understand & agree only to find out they meant something entirely different.
HeyOP
2) Not the end of the world in a lot of things, can get you into trouble in some others, or be heartbreaking in others still.
GravyEducation
Yeah but that's inherent in communication, and the infuriating stuff is more the "you meant you're not your." Yeah, the rest of us got it
Taluien
There's the people just learning, reading it, thinking it is correct, and then you get the proliferation of abominations like "must of".
Taluien
Point 2: Or the eternal .gif debate. Doing shit correctly is important, and if you don't like being corrected, stop repeating a mistake.
GravyEducation
Okay well then learn not to correct people who aren't in the process of learning. Maybe I wanted to be ungrammatical. You lose your shit 1/
GravyEducation
Over poetry and Huck Finn too? Slang? It's about communication, not exact rules most of the time. You're losing sight of the forest
hadtodownvote1
I agree. There are good and bad times to correct, but shunning correction is just inviting deterioration. It won't always be understandable
DigiT00l
This dump was far too good, stole like 20
BleebBloop
Tis an honor
DigiT00l
I laughed a lot, my BF also seemed to love them
jherazob
Some to be reused into your dumps maybe?
DigiT00l
Yes, always, I just need to get back onto posting
DigiT00l
The timing is a big thing, I used to post after waking up, finding that the most optimal time, but, I shouldn't post when half asleep anymor