Ah, yes

Jan 19, 2021 8:18 AM

badkluster04

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2girls1cup taught me there is no bottom. Before that I thought I had seen it all.

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Anybody remember ebaums world?

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I had an internet access as a kid starting in 1989. Graphics weren't a thing. I had a shell account on my dad's Sun workstation and learned

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lot about Unix and how to compress data to save things I wanted to keep. I mainly used email, Usenet and eventually gopher, the web's

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Older brother. Usenet was very civil back then, and I might've been one of the youngest internet users with regular access to it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was the Wild West.

5 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

Jim West. Desperado. Rough Rider. No you don't want nada. None of this. Six gunnin this. Brother runnin this.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wild web

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The World Wild Web

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

WWW.

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And as bad as it was, nobody was using it to organize a coup. It was a beautiful time.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ehhh I mean not here in the US at least.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or google image searching something normal like "soda bottle" and randomly getting filthy porn.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah. I thought it was just me. I could never get what I was looking for.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

5 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 2

I completely forgot this existed but reading this I remembered exactly how it goes and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head for 10 more years

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Llama llama DUCK! Just to add something else to bounce around.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mushroom mushroom!

5 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

SNAAAAAAAAAKE

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Ah! It's a snaaakkke. It's a....

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man, I've forgotten about that beheading video.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Back in my day we had to go rent videos of beheadings. Faces of death probably shouldn’t have been available at movie gallery tbh.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Right? Why could I rent Faces of Death 7 at Family Video?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, rotten.com! What i was missing in my life was Kurt Cobain's brainpan

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Neopets.. damn :D

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing the video of Sudam Hussain being hung.

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Well hung?

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Hung like a rope

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was in high school, we had a computer class where we learned on apple computers and used crt monitors with green font.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Consumption junction.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Got virus warnings from there back in the day :/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was the way.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh al jazeera.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Albino Black Sheep definitely shaped my childhood.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dan’s Gallery of the Grotesque. I saw Kurt Cobain’s head photo from the mortuary in around 94-95

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I remember going to the Museum Of Death when it was still in SD in the 90s. I didn't eat meat for a few months.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those were fake.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

link?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Rotten dot com if its still up just dead bodies and other unspeakable horrible stuff

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IIRC Dan took his own website down for ethical reasons. I’m not going to google it for you but I’m sure it’s floating around somewhere

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kids today with their fancy internet will never know the simple joys of watching "faces of death" on vhs.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Maybe I'm too borderline to count, but I think that one simply moved from VHS to Pirate Bay. Might be confirmation bias, though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man.... memories are popping up about a few of those scenes.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My very introduction to the world of fucked up, though pretty tame compared to the other sources I'm used to like bestgore.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Faces of Death and Traces of Death. I had the dvds too. I found a couple of metal bands that way, namely Morgoth with their song Body Count.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I remember. There was a Faces of Death video that did the rounds on my RAF Squadron back in the early 80's.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had that one friend on MySpace

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw a live pig get its head chainsawed off. Poor thing.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You made me remember something I was glad to forget.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could. I have the shittiest memory ever, but -that's- the thing that sticks?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bet you STILL love bacon!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do love bacon. But a pig getting its head slowly cut off as it's trying desperately to get away is the furthest thing from humane there is

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The early days of 4chan were magic. Admittedly the kind of magic that summons elder gods but still.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used my friends as a kind of filter and only went to specific threads/images they put onto IRC, that way avoiding the CP.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, those execution videos from the Chechen war. What a time to grow up...

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I was going to post this until I saw you did. One of those videos I stumbled across stuck with me for life. Just horrible.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah I saw it in 2003. I can still see it when I close my eyes. Still hear it. Fucking awful.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's for some people, it was an accident, sudden, for that Russian guy he did knew what was coming

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2000s you say? Must be comfortable after us 90s internet fanboys giving you some HTML to actually see the internet.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hahaha, oh yea+++NO CARRIER+++

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*laughs in screeching sounds*

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back when Reddit had a board called "watch people die" that was...well, videos of people being killed. There's some fucked up shit out there

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As disgusting as the Wild West internet was, I miss the freedom of discovery, but I've also got less curious. Seeing a beheading or 1/

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like how you start by positing it made you less curious, then finish by saying you don't want to search for more pictures of glassedholes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Someone's head caved in, or glass exploding into assholes really doesn't compel you to seek more content like it ?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The stuff's still out there but there's no more consequence free exploration.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Porn, you forgot to mention porn. You had to wait for porn back then. Took ages to open

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

WHAT ?! Just open the Sears catalogue already . . only took seconds . . for both . . doh!

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And you probably got it from limewire of something, so you weren't even sure it was actually porn until you had finished downloading it.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Waiting 2 hours for it only to end up being one of those troll FBI copyright videos labelled as porn. I wanna see milfs goddamnit!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how you build stamina. That or develop a fetish for the top 2 inches of a woman's head.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The pop ups thatd seize your pc

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. That's how I learned what search history was.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and sometimes when you were looking, you'd just have pages of banner links. Sometimes click them would just take you to more banner links

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just watched the GGW informercials at 4am-5am. Good enough for me

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 40 but I brought a 2400 baud modem in about 1992 and it would take like 30 mins to download a 50kb picture.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damn that beheading....yeah I am old as well

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I’m that old as well

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can still hear the noises the dude made... Why did we watch this shit??

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The chainsaw one?

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i think it was a knife? just cutting his head off, man ...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh! Yeh.... I stumbled across that one too. Dude was like laying on the ground and they just start cutting in on his neck.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one where the guy obviously only died halfway through? I fucking forgot about that shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bme pain olympics. That's all I'm saying

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

BMEzine too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one where the guy's cock was tattooed like a dragon was quite impressive.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that that was fake, but never confirmed it. Disgusting video either way.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never thought my morning would start off with those memories

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Horse penis ejaculating too

5 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 4

I had a friend who stole an external drive from his dad and fired up at school... thousands of pictures of women getting fucked by horses.

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So many penii. Penises? Penne Creamorama?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

So much horse porn

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There still is...

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You probaly have to look for it now. Thin it was just there in your face

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It doesn't jump out out of nowhere like it used to tho

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Right? That was weird

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only if you made it weird.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I always make it weird

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My mum caught my grandma (dad's side) looking at horse porn once. Explained a lot.

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... such as?

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She was kind of an awful person.

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Big into horses

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Hahahaaaha

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, horses were big into her? Or big in her?

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Horses = big

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kids today will never know newgrounds teen titans porn

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Ahh yes...I recall telling my parents I was doing a school report and that’s why I needed the computer

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Poor kids

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We lived in the golden age of Rule34

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what puffin is for, and I'm sure they will create their own horrors with new technologies

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/hIa6C1xUG5Q oh the memories

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zone-Sama intensifies. Newgrounds was wild

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they just look it up on youtube or pornhub

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It's still there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

newgrounds converted their entire library to run on a freely downloadable software.

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zone-tan made the best shit

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Lol it’s still there.

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Porn flash games

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Holy. Fucking. Shit. I just had flashbacks to memories I haven't had in like a decade.. I've gotta.. go check some websites BRB

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well now. That was obscene

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Soooo many good (and cheesy) porn games....

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M&F Kingdoms, Vacation, etc. etc.

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Detective and space were works of art

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Genuinely they had quality content and were factually correct in the questions... a lost art.

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Anyone ever play Donkey Punch Britney Spears?

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OMFG YES

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Yes. And Spank The Monkey.

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Zone does god tier work

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Does? As in current tense? Didn't think they made anything anymore

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You know that's a good point, i haven't checked in on them

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I know they have a youtube that advertises for their site, but I haven't been there in a long time

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Booyah

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"Ya know what they say"

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Birthday was first though.

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Or

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Pico is also in a new flash game called Friday Night Funkin'

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Pico!

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Jesus the nostalgia. This and "dating games"

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Or Franks adventure 1 and 2

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Frank's adventure was the best!

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A mild introduction to the world of Hentai

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Oooh that game was fun

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Zone ftw

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Z-TV News was awesome.

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Zonechan

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Newgrounds still exists.

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So does Pompeii, technically :)

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Buuuuuurn

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Nah, Newgrounds is still getting content, especially since the Tumblr purges.

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I am apparently so far out of the loop, it's not even funny. Tell me more please.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Newgrounds has real good porn

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's not much to tell, but Newgrounds is still going strong. I watched a Redmoa animation of Helen Parr giving a tonguejob the other day.

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A lot of porn artists left Twitter and tumbler and such because of new rules in place, and now reside in newgrounds.

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Those teen Titan porns still exist.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where? Asking for a friend

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Google. Should be easy to find.

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Literally just type teen titans porn into google

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Fine. I thought their was a cache and a club somewhere.....ugh...unzips

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