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Jun 16, 2014 2:28 PM
markymarktwain
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yeezyseasoning
Yessss kanye
RobertSeaton
I always upvote Chappelle.
drlazercatz
'Cause my life is dope and i do dope shit'
jwoody2783
Chappelle's the best. Get this guy back on TV!
HopefulMD
He's seven years late for work...
OsStrohsAndNattyBohs
We'll let it slide as long as he comes in tomorrow
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Kanye give 'im a break?
Sk8erOz
As a scrawny white 30 year old man, I am going to make that last caption my catchphrase for the next month.
memecollector
At first I thought he began every sentence with "Dave"
Scanderoon
I was SO CONFUSED.
stereoatypical
Praise Yeezus
jaysong
Fuck you Marky Mark Twian
vigilantvigilante
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3P_opNfNG8
PCard
He looks like an African dictator.
waffleninjer
He is.
TheRealDurdan
"I didnt say Abe Lincoln, I said "Hey Blinkin" "
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Really bummed assholes made him quit comedy. Especially as someone from CT where they fucked up his most recent show.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Not sure why this got a downvote? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gNKCWdJ9o
SmerkBich
DAVE: DAVE: DAVE: DAVE: yeah, nobody else is in the shot, I can figure that out ALL BY MYSELF.
MarcAaron
I'm here the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway
konakona
+1 for fallon
nootaloo
"STOP THE REKID!" xD
LittleE92
How Kanye is NOW I can't picture him being decent enough to say "Hey I gotta go I'm with such and such"
ironlemonade
have you seen aziz ansari's stand up about him? it's like the exact same thing as this :P
LittleE92
I actually haven't seen it lol, but Aziz is hilarious from the few things I've seen of him
ACatNamedVirtute
"Hey I gotta go I'm with me my self and I and we all agree I'm the best so suck it" - Kanye probably.
LittleE92
Haha probably
FatassFangle
King of sketch comedy hands down. His stuff is still funny as hell.
Runvus
Key and Peele.
FatassFangle
They aren't bad, but not as good as Chapelle imo.
Glumerlink
Keep in mind it ended while it was still fresh, Tosh has been going for ages and despite being funny people don't have rate him that high
oneofakindusername2
IMHO Chappelle Show eats Tosh.O for breakfast.
blindblackpianist
Because tosh is and always was corny as shit. There are some good jokes, but way too many jokes that induce cringe
secondcityguitars
I need to drink Samuel Jackson's and forget how much I miss Dave not being on TV.
SassyLassy
From this point on "my life is dope and i do dope shit" will be my morning pep talk +1
hotdogg
Just don't do shit dope! :-)
devasto
Please tell me you're a kindergarten teacher, and this is what you say to your students every morning
SassyLassy
hahaha! unfortunately I am not. any teacher that reads this, needs to take advantage of this.
dakotaraptor
So he was always a self absorbed douche.
ItsCryptaChronaKonaLight
His confidence is nothing new
djneill
You can't be the best without thinking your the best, and in his genre he definitely ranks up there
ConeDrone
He was, listen to his appearances with Dave an Mos Def. The dude has become a self parody.
FIRExNECK
Said it before and I'll say it again, Imgur needs more Dave Chappelle.
baseballboy3711
Ill say it with you! Imgur needs more Dave Chappelle!
FailToImpress
*Grabbing my dick, and furiously masturbating in a bus* "that's right"
oneofakindusername2
"C'mon dawg, you hittin my elbows!" - Dave Chappelle.
FailToImpress
Stop. Just stop.
oneofakindusername2
"I dodged that shit like that MATRIX, son. Dude next to me wasn't so lucky. NOOOOOOOO!! *splat."
BeeeardedMan
Great story. Kanye's still a fuckhead.
MrDamm
#Conor.
DaneBrass
I bet it was his mom.
BadpieXXVI
dude...
theonlyusernameiwantedwastaken
"Cause my life is dope, MOM and I do dope shit. GAWD"
ndad
I know all of you on the internet hate mr west but jesus christ, that man had a mental breakdown and went into deep depression because (1/?)
mateysaidwot
... BECAUSE SOMETIMES PEOPLE WANDER OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN SENTENCE AND YOU NEVER FIND OUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO
EmbraceAnarchy
His mom died and fiance left him and he went into a mental breakdown. She was his whole world. He changed a lot after her death. A LOT.
majill
You shouldn't joke about Kanye's mum
markymarktwain
from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4SYIfhzMmU&index=2&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g
wessyfbaby
Hey you hit the front page. Time to add your signature.
ResetButton
Don't forget the separately posted source for more upvotes.
huanthewolfhound
That's hilarious that Prince just used the picture of Chappelle.
ImAPoser
it starts up right around 4 minutes
GoodOleMusky
*sauce
jayward413
Lol why is this down voted? People on Imgur take their voting power so seriously... they assume malice in the most ambiguous comments.
Ifpeeingyourpantsiscoolconsidermemilesdavis
The World Series of Dice will forever be one of my favorite comedy sketches. Come back Dave.
CrispyWorm
Eww nigga you smell like french fries
EvilTwinBrian
"Go upstairs and put on some lotion!"
plbejbi0lka
"I Know Black People!" all the way. "Is pimping easy?" "HELL yeah." "Somehow that is correct..." LMAO.
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
The Paul Moony sketches were a riot and I loved the Racial Draft.
Iaimtomisbehave
I know, Charlie Murphy shows up in a stocking mask and robs the game. Perfect.
BigBackBull
Grits and Gravy
darthcaius
I gotta tell you, I saw this coming from a mile away, and that's why I put my car keys... up my ass!
opad
Black Bush. 'Sanction me, Sanction me with your army. Oh you don't have an army? Then I would shut the fuck up. S T F U'
oneofakindusername2
I felt like The Race Draft was under appreciated. "Blacks are picking first." "Yeah and they'll prolly still complain". "Man, fuck you."
itsafelonytoteasetheorderbox
Cut the grass, Grits-and-Gravy!
Thor561
Going from ashy to classy.
waffleninjer
Black KKK guy was best. I was a long time fan and looked forward to his show. It sucked...then the most glorious sketch ever came forth.
tequ1la
That sketch was on the first episode...your sentence makes no sense. So you only watched half of the first episode and decided it sucked?
waffleninjer
Best I could describe it with character limit. The first half of the show sucked. I was disappointed as a fan of him. Then redemption.
tequ1la
Ahhh...gotcha.
waffleninjer
I was a loser so I watched standup on comedy central every Friday alone in HS. Half Baked was fav movie too. Waited a year for the show.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Mad Real World. I just laugh every time I remember it.
MyIDofagoodtime
YOU STABBED MY DAD!
ckntem
I had sex with Katie too.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Nah, Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
jayphat
Mine was the Playa Haters Ball.
OhFaceYeah
Playa Haters Time Machine.
MyIDofagoodtime
Yo mother wears underwear with dick holes in 'em.
licensetoillite
Click your heels together three times...
MyIDofagoodtime
Go back to Africa
Naseth
I gotta go put some water in Buck Nasty Mama water dish...
kobeteeth
I gotta side with Kanye for once. That is basically the definition of some dope shit.
YouTookThreeChomps
"for once" +1
whodafuqisdis
I wonder if B. Rabbit ever told him that he was a dope rapper?
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook; Cause ain't no such thing as halfway crooks!
GittOffMee
It really is. He actually used to be pretty awesome (music & interviews) with his first few albums. Then he got too artsy fucking crazy.
venserpw
Don't forget Watch the Throne, packed full of good stuff as well. He had like 2 not super accessible albums and they still saw radio play.
venserpw
You don't think MBDTF was awesome? What about some of the shit off Cruel Summer? Clique and Mercy were hella dope.
GittOffMee
When College Dropout first came out, I thought I found my new favorite rapper-up thru 808s & Heartbreak. After that, his style changed.
WillisTheCat
I think Yeezus was incredible and probably his greatest project yet.
venserpw
Yeezus is actually how I got into our lord and savior, so I'm a little biased :P
GittOffMee
And i do still like some of his music, just not all of it, & not like i used to.
hardytardigrade
Honestly this one event would really explain a lot about Kanye's ego.
JustGirlyThings
Kanye exhibits signs of Aspergers. Obviously he's super egotistical still and it's no excuse, but it makes more sense.
Whipcrackincheddar
I don't really see the aspergers thing. He just seems really egotistical, not to say he's a bad person he's just too caught up In his own sh
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WhimsicalCalamari
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aselfdefeatingattitude
Kanye's ego is the same as Usain Bolt's. They're both awesome at what they do, and they both want you to know just how good they are.
PoppinLochNessHopster
And by my comment about Bound 2, I was saying that that was the biggest pile of steaming shit I've heard in 10 years.
Jashon
Bolt claims to be the best as something that is proven with actual measurements though. Kanye claims to be awesome in music, which can't.
TheLimitedReaction
Yeah, 21 Grammys at 36 years old mean absolutely jack shit.
rottendeadite
I think the counter-argument to that is that all Kanye's albums were the result of the efforts of many. When Bolt runs, he runs alone.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Bound 2. Nuff said.
Squidfist
The difference being Bolt is the best by having beat others in a competition. Kanye simply claims he is the best without any proof.
aselfdefeatingattitude
His proof is 21 Grammys, more than any other hip hop artist. If he keeps up this rate he'll have more than anyone ever.
Squidfist
That's proof of popularity, not talent.
ChrissChross
Why are you comparing two quite different people, though?
aselfdefeatingattitude
Have you seen Bolt's interviews? Dude isn't afraid to let you know he's the best. Which isn't a knock, because he is.
ChrissChross
Sure I have. I know you're just comparing their ego's, but I'd say that Bolt hasn't left the ''douchey'' impression on me, that Kanye has..
majill
That's why people compare things, contrast and relatability. It's like saying, "why are you comparing a lemon and an orange" They're
majill
Different, but it should still be done
wessyfbaby
Dave looks weird. I miss him.
Skiafluff
He's older and heavier.
ACatNamedVirtute
*ripped ftfy
Skiafluff
Still heavier. never said it was fat.
ganstarapmademedoit
From what I understand that weight he gained is mostly muscle.
KodysandWich
No mustache.
AeroWalrus
He's slowly starting to become yoda
SeniorWakaFlocka
Just saw him about 3 weeks ago at the gym. He's looking pretty old now.
kentacohut
he kinda looks like too short
iamireland
He looks healthy now.
Candymostdandy
I never got over him ending the show. I still secretly hope he will bring it back.
Saric92
If I remember correctly, he wanted to do more but only under the condition that half of the revenue goes to charity. CC declined.
IJustWantToSetMyBoobsFree
That's highly doubtful considering all of his interviews :(
overproved
for a minute then i thought he'd died
hippocampus
I was him on the internet half a year ago and he was buffed as hell. I guess that's why he looks weird
ColonelObvious
I keep reading your comment over and over again but fail to understand. You.. were him? On the internet? Oh wait, you SAW him..?
hippocampus
yeah sorry, that happens when I type too fast. I type 3-letter words backwards.
ColonelObvious
It's fine, just deliberately picking on stuff for intrnet points here :) In the end I did get what you mean. Just your hippocampus f'n wit u
hippocampus
I think it's actually the premotor cortex. yeah I'm fun at parties.
McFarvo
I saw him in Yellow Springs, Ohio, just chattin' with some old folks a few years ago! He looked like he's been workin' out.
Scorpioli
He just looks like he gained a lil weight. That's all. :D
OCforlifebitch
He is jacked now -- and he is on tour!
Scorpioli
I love him, I wanna see him. But last time he came to my state the crowd was heckling him pretty bad and he didn't even continue the show :(
duckie523
Are you talking about the Oddball Comedy Fest? I went to one show in NJ after that and he seemed in good spirits despite that (1)
duckie523
Finished the tour without any more incidents too
Scorpioli
Nah, this is when he came to Connecticut.
emperorcain
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Motherfucker got lighter too
juicyJ7
http://vimeo.com/97769906 this is an amateur doc i found via youtube comments. i've seen only 20 minutes and it's been really good.
dukenukem3d
for later
skantman
He's buff now:
wessyfbaby
I thought he was smoking 2 darts but I think that's a ring.
skantman
Lol I did too. Literally just saw it was a ring and not another smoke.
CharlesCopley
Yeah apparently he's a farmer now. ...and Muslim.
skantman
If I had dem bucks I'd probably retire to a farm too. Though I'd need to be in range of high speed internet. Sugar beets maybe.
CharlesCopley
Well if that's your dream, you're in luck, because you don't have to be rich to be a farmer or have high speed internet.
skantman
Nah, being a farmer would be a nightmare if I had to actually depend on it to live. I'd suck at farming.
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CharlesCopley
Not sure what you mean.
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