Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 882

Jun 24, 2026 1:29 AM

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26 Man Tax: Adam Gregory

"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Albert Camus

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc.

#8 I couldn't study on the quiet floor in the university library because it was too quiet. Any noise whatsoever stood out so mich in contrast that it was very distracting.

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#7 the static buildup will probably fully charge an electric car

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#12
This, 100%.

Always love to see the CCC! \o/

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#9 ONYONS!

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#8 This is true. For me, the right music just lines up my trains of thought perfectly.

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Oh that beer bottle snow ride reminded me that as kids, we used to make little paper/cartonbox snowboard mens. Then make these awesome tracks for them to go down from snow. It was so fucking awesome to watch them do tricks on their own! Why is life not anymore like that... why did I get depression and adhd as curse.

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#1 seeing someone who is built similar to me working out always makes me happy because they're working hard to improve their health. Alright alright, I'm going out this afternoon to workout!

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Some wholesome ones!

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#11 is pretty funny.

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#7 is this the Rainbow Bridge we hear so much about?

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#13 I'm chill, until the kid starts talking shit.

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The 7 "drinks" created audible laughter. Much needed. Thank you.

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#17 you @op are a 3d3, the best combo!

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that is actually exactly what i would pick!

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Nice! :-D

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#1 I'll have what's she's having.

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Lingala.

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That would be a good time.

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#22 Creative kiddo.

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#4 instructions unclear, I am now bleeding out on the floor from my fingertips

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#7 Into the godzilla kitty litter you go.

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#9 I'm definitely going to put my cane down next time I see my husband, 2 months from now

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#1 Some people have learned to just live or rather have the ability to. Must be nice.

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#1 it looks to me like she's parade prepping

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#11 OMG, I fucking wheezed when they got to the last few. OMG. 😂😂😂

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#16 I recently went on vacation and the elders were on technology (and in books) far more than the teens, who were enjoying nature.

I didn't have to take phones away or anything, they just appreciated the chance to touch grass and experience something new.

YMMV but that's how my experience was.

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Username clearly relevant

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#3 Me trying to read that sign:

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#12 as kid, I operated a lot of my toys with my genitalia. Comes with having a penis.

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#8 100% true - a little bit of noise in the background does wonders for my attention. I can turn my hyperfocus on/off with a bit of ambience.

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My preferred background is educational lectures/documentaries, but they can't be too interesting or I end up focused on them instead

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I listen to music in languages I don’t know (all of them) and that helps bunches, since I can’t sing along and accidentally start typing “Clarifying my last email, the previous invoice don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun.”

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That's a good one! I have a list on my YT Music of rain storms, ambient music (lofi and normal)...and my favourite - Animal Crossing music (the rain music is my favourite).

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And a sort of reverse: some kind of simple repetitive physical task can improve thinkin', ponderin', and even mullin'.

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My wife cannot understand that I cannot drive: 1) in complete silence 2) in conversation. In the 1st case my mind wander to the point that I go "shit what happened in the last 20 seconds !?!". In the later I hate to concentrate on the conversation and not on the road; can't do both. As a tradeoff I'll just go "Huhmmm" every once in a while.

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#11 The milk and ketchup had the best reaction.

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Often enough I wonder if I haven't "outgrown" being bi as all the legends suppose the bis do, I go a long time only noticing girls as hot. Then I get to one of your dumps and the tax often enough has me go: "Oh phew, still got it."

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#20 this is an excellent platform to run on!!

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dragon quest x does this! if you don't play for a while it goes "hey, want a quick story recap?"

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I should probably boot it back up.. I think it's been over a year? Geez

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well, if you do, you'll know what you were doing in the story!

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Yeah. I vaguely remember I'm at [spoiler] where [spoiler] dies. And I knew it was coming up because of some spoilers. And I couldn't take it at the time.

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#2 Two of Them.

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two of them

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2 of 'em

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Two of thc-c-c-c-Combo Breaker!

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If you remember this meme it’s time to take your Metamucil

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Remember the meme? Hell, I remember the game!

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Glacius main, TJ Combo backup

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