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'Lambert was a prick Morty' - Rick Sanchez (probably)
Dec 23, 2019 1:58 PM
WitchRealmOfAngmar
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'Lambert was a prick Morty' - Rick Sanchez (probably)
Jaqdakloun
Yeah me too !
OopsImAPumpkin
Wife: Why are her tits out? Me: Why was Henry Cavill shirtless in the beginning? Wife: THAT was necessary!
djangojazz
Still would rather watch Rick and Morty Season 4.
dancefoyobees
Well, I can’t say I wasn’t watching
MrPunisherMan
Lambert may be a prick but ...well...yeah that's all I got
ikiru0514
My boyfriend and I watched this together and were very open to how tasty Henry Cavill looks
Iwillalwaysdownvoteyourchildren
I don't watch the withcher, I watch Henry Cavill
TCooley79
I tried last night and gave up. Never played the games maybe that’s why?
gabble13gjgj360
Yeah it was like that with that vampire show on HBO.
ttotheizzo
Accurate
KhajiitIsPleased
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
I’ve watched my husband play all versions of The Witcher even though I don’t play. I’m really excited for the show....and Henry.
MindyTheTeaboo
Same, I love the storyline but don't have the time to play the games. My bf finished the whole season already. I like it so far
DemonAxe87
My wife doesn’t find him attractive but she’s bisexual and we both enjoy seeing boobs
KnowledgeEater
My gf didn't want to watch it until i told her cavill gets naked in it. No joke
Flavonoidz
You son of a witch
PiGiSpi
as a gay, same. though I'm sure if i played the game I would be way more invested. It's sitting in my backlog
LiarLiarPantsUntier
My wife’s just as excited about the witcher as I. So yeah, obviously I married the right woman.
Squishy501
As a straight man, Henry is beautiful. Some homo.
BennyJ03
NotTheActualCharlieDay
JamJarre
LAMBERT IS A FUCKING BRO
mallerzkay
I didn't know who that guy was but when I saw him in the trailer I was like yup I'm watching this entire season tonight.
parismaker
Who is Henry Cavill?
parismaker
And what is a witcher? A male witch aka wizard?
DTavs
He is superman on Man of Steel and a Witcher is pretty much a beast hunter enhanced with chemicals, lot of chemicals, the also do magic,
parismaker
ok, thanks
Nichomon
My girlfriend got weirded out by the faux leather pants he was wearing.
mardukkur
Hah i noticed that too. They look fucked up once you see it.
snuffleupyourbutts
I said the same thing to my husband. "I understand there's a budget, but at least they could've used LEATHER pants, not PLEATHER!" lol
circlebreaker
AnythingMuchShorter
He's looking at his horse, his horse is amazing.
Chirikain
someone should give it a lick
Ngugi
it's a good horse, circlebrent
circlebreaker
How does it get up there?
Counterfit
He bought it from Bethesda
GoodGameYoungLad
Is this show actually good though?
mardukkur
It's a fun watch. It's not really anything special but I'd recommend it.
NotThatD
Yes.
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
On Ep 5- they havent tied many threads together Could work fine adventure of the week style but theres obv a larger interesting story coming
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
So yes. It works. The budget is there. Can be both funny and suspenseful
Iseeaereola
I was watching that last night and the gf was like, hmmm what is that show... just as the shape shifter was nude
spacecowboyein
I started watching it with my gf and she dropped out after the first scene. Not a fan of scary stuff...
orivalx
Its scary?
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Nahhhh rated g
Iseeaereola
Totally rated g... especially when Jennefer ascends
Sirstogie
He hunts monsters. Monsters get scary/creepy.
MiZfUnKy45
He is batman legolas to me, batman because of deep voice and beefiness
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
Can anyone tell me what time period the Witcher takes place? By time I mean which book. I’ve read them and wanted to know which to reread
MrBoh
I'm only finished episode four. As far as geralts arch it's the last wish but the stories are not in the same order
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
Cool, I’m glad they started in the right order.
angelicyokai
I am pretty sure they are starting back at book 1
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
That’s good, I was worried they would jumble all the events up.
pigpiginmilan
Is it good? Are the reviews bullshit?
fitlex
It's fine, just expect more 90s Hercules than GoT quality and you'll be impressed
JStengah
Most of the reviews I saw said it was good, though starts out a bit rough.
PaladinAstro
Just saw it in its entirety, definitely worth the watch. 8 episodes, 1hr each, great world building and storytelling.
JamJarre
If you like the games or books, then yes. If you've never heard of it, might be hard going. Cavill fucking nails it
Mruffinit365
I have never heard of it and it was still amazing! Worth the watch give it a full 3 eps.
IWasACatAllAlong
Critics don't have the attention span or care for it, but it seems most outside of those people enjoyed it. So did I!
Zefram86
Watch it and form your own opinion. IMDB has it at 8.9/10, RT at 58%. Reviews mean nothing.
Zadwanaa
If you're judging it by RT... look at the audience's score. the Critics score has ment nothing for quite a long time. Thought the show -->
Zadwanaa
<-- was really good. Henry Cavill nailed it. Think it was good because HC is also an avid gamer, and Witcher is might be one of those games
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
It's very good. It does have three timelines going at once, though, so it can be a touch confusing if you're not familiar with events.
DropBearAttack
I haven't played the games or read the books and I think it's very good.
smithenheimer
Not sure what the reviews are saying, but I'm on episode 5 and loving it. Fan of the games first
mardukkur
It's sort of lightweight and cheesy but I like it.
The13thDude
One major reviewer admitted to skipping the first 4 episodes and starting on 5 and still gave it a bad review... so you decide.
The13thDude
https://ew.com/tv-reviews/2019/12/20/netflix-the-witcher-review/ for the downvoter. 2nd time Darren talks about the show.
kaztas
EW review, which is receiving so much flak for the poor review. two people, who hardly watched any of the show. Ignore that review
MrPunisherMan
I loved it. Shame I gotta wait another year for the next season
ahzelton
2021. Hopefully January not December.
DiceyBusiness
It's not bad, seems to tick most of the boxes, decent production values, casting, etc.
Ilovebuns
It's good.
SunAnvil
Never played the game or read the books so I assume I have missed some inside jokes or innuendo but I like it. Really good story so far.
Madderrs
It’s good.
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
It's good. It doesn't hold your hand immediately providing exposition about who/what/when you're hearing about. They just kinda jump in 1/
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
If you watch, it may be helpful to know the storylines are occurring at different times. Read a recap if you need. Don't google Yennifer. 2/
fanelian
I actually found it gratifying when I "found" things Werent happening simultaneously. Haven't read it or played it, liking it very much.
arek314
I'm at ep 4 and so far any time jump between scenes was anchored by some line,f.ex. Calanthe saying she won battle X years ago and Renfri1/2
arek314
saying Calanthe just recently won battle.I wish they started with something big and rest of scenes had "X years/months before big thing"
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
It's well done fantasy. Quite a bit of violence, some nudity, nods to tropes and easter eggs from games/books you don't need to know
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
fiddlewheelx
yikes, total
WitchRealmOfAngmar
Thank you!
ObscureReferencing
I would almost bet that this scene is only in the show because the big witcher nerd Henry begged for it
2020Gamer
Nice.
ThisGuyHere
My wife wasn't going to watch it as it is too violent for her tastes, but she walked by during this scene and suddenly became interested.
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
I would pay lots of money to see it all
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Why is Legolas in a bathtub?
aehrtl
HappyShinyUnicorn
SirLucifer616
And I thought I was good at tempting people...
Hereagain
GermanSausageIsTheWurst
What? Now! You piece of filth.
chaiman
TrapsAreIllegal
Looks like he lost some size compared to his previous roles?
MikeMelter
I'm actually kinda happy about that, as Geralt is described as being a more fit and lean kind of muscular rather than a bulky absolute unit.
Chesslover
Like letho.
JustBoone
You mean superman? He's still quite jacked, just not "fasting and working out 18 hours a day" like he was for superman.
TrapsAreIllegal
Yeah, still jacked, no doubting that. Just smaller.
angelicyokai
I waited a year for this show, and was not dissapointed.
kaztas
Avoiding spoilers, I'm okay with the structuring method but I wish they kind of mentioned it sooner. instead of me going, "..wait a minute"
GreaterAias
Flashbacks are fine. I think many shows treat audiences like idiots and overexplain. Show don't tell should be the rule, not the exception
angelicyokai
Ah same, especially flashbacks (also not expounding because spoilers), if I wasn’t a rabid fan, I think I might have been lost at points.
FinrodFelagundPrinceoftheNoldor
I had not played the games, so occasionally I had to double take, but I generally followed.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I’ve never played the games or read the books before and had no trouble. I think people are used to being spoon fed everything.
angelicyokai
I’m glad to hear it! I pretty much knew everything that was coming, so I wasn’t sure.
gerardMajax
same there, but the flash back/forwards are really blurry at the start,you have to watch 3/4 episode to actually understand it's a thing...
tychog99
Hairy.
HauntedMilk
I don’t normally go for hairy guys but
Gayforbae
Surprieingly hairy.
IWasACatAllAlong
Sexy
Foxhack
I could've sworn he had more hair.
tychog99
It's called waxing, he probably had to be less hairy for a different role beforehand and it didn't grow back yet
LadyOfSpaceAndTime
I like hairy
manslut
Yaaass
tychog99
Hairy is nice because you can run your fingers through it but there's definitely something very pleasing about silky smooth skin, regardless
tychog99
Of gender. I've felt hairy vs smooth for both and I can say that both are great in their own way. Nobody ever dyes their body hair so
tychog99
If you got a blonde girl who is fiery red downstairs you got yourself a wonderful surprise, if you can convince her that red hair is better.
NaughtButOne
Medieval settings are typically short on waxing salons.
Hypothesist
There was candle everywhere, how are they short on wax?
DeusExSpockina
Women always seem to be lacking in leg/pit hair tho.
NaughtButOne
That's because if you don't pluck out the hairs, it negates the armor bonus of the chainmail bikini.
mastikator
Lol can you imagine the absolute hysteria and internet REEEEEE if the nude women in the Witcher were all unshaved and hairy?
DeusExSpockina
Women look like women, the HORROR