My lawd, they comin’! Ducks released to devour insects on rice farm in Thailand. Via @Sandipseth Twitter

Sep 15, 2020 1:07 PM

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Quack

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is Karl King of Ducks?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can someone add the music from Pellenor Fields on to this? Thanks internet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For Rohan we ride

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Source https://twitter.com/sandipseth/status/1305834067972231171?s=21

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's a shitty source. Just some dude on Twitter. Here's a better one (source, not dude): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3N6BG9owwk

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* hides bread *

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best comment all day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at all those chickens!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at all those chickens!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Look to my coming at first light of the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east."

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So where do all these ducks live? Who rounds them up when finished?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOTR with ducks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rice quackers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to play the old west music over this, the one they play when the cowboys run the cattle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Karl's at it again.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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For anyone who's curious about this, it made use of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MASSIVE_(software)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

aww this makes me sad. I was hoping that it would be real.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The new Age of Empires Duck Edition looks pretty sweet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's Karl when you need him?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

+1 for username alone

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And a different version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GwGu8QVpLU 8D

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Needs some epic soundtrack music

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sound would be nice...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I recommend Dies irae

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a battle from Lord of the Rings

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ducks are the angriest creatures on Earth.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ducks are chill af.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're plotting to kill you

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet relief of death after a hard days work, such considerate critters.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've never dealt with a Canadian goose, have you?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until they release the wolves to devour the ducks.

6 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

I'd pay money to see this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the beauty part, when the winter comes the gorillas will all freeze to death

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When they release the wolves is when fun and games start.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

then comes the grizzlies

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Then the swarms of poison monkeys to take out the grizzlies...

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Then venomous snakes to take care of the monkeys

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*Then the aids to take out the monkeys

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Then the humans to ___ the monkeys.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile in Australia...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does not a single one of them try to fly?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There is a number of these species https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Runner_duck

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most domestic ducks can't fly. Or can't fly far. We have bred them to be heavier

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Flying is not energy efficient.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This species cannot fly (Runner ducks)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or rather--breed, not species*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably all pinioned

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they are raised on a farm they dont learn how to fly because they dont migrate. So, they are kind of just shit at flying as adults too.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

not as bad as chickens tho

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also wing clipping is a thing.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Release the Quaken! ??

6 years ago | Likes 591 Dislikes 0

HAHA BECAUSE DUCKS!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That is so stupid and funny. Winner

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came back to upvote

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaah, was too late for this. Kudos!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, Karl got his army, finally.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pack it up everyone. We have a winner.

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Hahahahah....

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It's 2020, we release ALL the Quakens. Not just one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hilarious. That was good ?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This comment needs more upvotes.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thanks for laugh.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the Quackening.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is this not top

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is now.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It isn't now

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gold shaw farm ? :D

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That was my thought as well! *high five*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Organic permaculture. Ducks eat snails that harm rice plants and duck manure fertilizes soil for rice. A win win

6 years ago | Likes 706 Dislikes 0

except for the BILLIONS of lives lost to the genocide. god you people are uncaring

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Plus you got an army of ducks

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Follow that up with Peking duck on a bed of rice.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lol this is why I wash my rice.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does Uncle Ben know about this?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But what eats the duck to keep their numbers in check

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Humans?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What eats the humans to keep their numbers in check then

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coronavirus

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Win win...win

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the ducks get thicc

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus, free food for ducks that turn into roasted ducks that you can sell.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Then Peking TIME!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do ducks also eat salted snails that grow in tungsten spheres?

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Then you can eat duck. A win win win!

6 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

Some Warung Bebek!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duck jerky is pretty good.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paired with the rice, perfection!

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Incert perfectly balanced Thanos meme

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sure. Says the person that’s not a snail.

6 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 0

What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ve told your before

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That won't do a thing.......

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