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Apparently my original post featured a man who possibly died. It is not my intent to post any videos where people are so prominently featured dying, and had I known that he died there, it would have never been posted in the first place. I apologize to anyone who I upset. I decided to remove that post and replace it with a doubly long mini dump that's hopefully more in line with the fun atmosphere I'm looking for.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#12 Everybody knows Roger don't wear no helmet!
CaptainHyperbole
#17 someone fucked up. Someone fucked up really badly.
ConflictsOfInterestAreInteresting
Thanks for continuing to prove to me I'm not as stupid as I could be
OhIfIMust
I believe in you!!
xn1992
#19 classic
Rockstarwizkidd
#18 This guy just ruined few thousand dollars of work in a way that will require a few thousand dollars to start over. And he tried to run away like a d-bag.
Snuggelapolous
Thank you for your honesty and reposting the quality content we enjoy.
JonTBirbman
Wat een klap indeed.
CaptainHyperbole
#10 it’s kind of scary how addicted to our phones we’ve become.
OhIfIMust
#1 You know they were egging her on just HOPING for something to pop out.
DougTheLlama
Yeah, but it wound up bing a disk
OhIfIMust
nomorehate
Solid dump as always, I look forward to your posts to unwind a bit on Friday evening!
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#18 Ah yes, those birds love a tasty Samsung.
PutItInNeutral
Great hook on that first gif. You know damn well why I watched it.
Femmenim
#5 I did not realize it was possible for non-existent testicles to hurt in sympathy.
turdswindler9000
That pubic bone probably got crunched up nice too
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Goodbye pubic symphysis.
turdswindler9000
Precisely.
luthierguy3000
What did he think was going to happen??
Noodlesocks
"Ow! my balls!" is a genre of 'comedy.' I can't think of any other reason for doing this.
scarah77
#16 from my motorcycling days I learned to check if the wheels are rolling even a little instead of looking at where the driver is looking and trusting. Still not always reliable but sheesh people be oblivious.
FirmMolases
#17 holy shit
Nexus297
Eileen lives there
fastjeff
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
That looks like a lot of wind hit it and they didn't install plywood horizontally to absorb the force.
StunttheRunt
Leaning Tower of PisaShit
FentuckyCriedKhicken
In this economy I suggest you just buy it cheap and then get some duct tapes to strengthen it up
mydisciplesarelegion
Still probably asking $300,000 for it.
mondomar
In this area, more like 800,000
mydisciplesarelegion
“DIYer’s dream home”
mondomar
Nightmare fuel. I just don’t know how they could get so far along.
Roqinn
I was working at a college when they were building a new performing arts building. They had most of the steel up for the high parts, but no lateral bracing. A storm with high winds came through and knocked it all over. I stood there and watched it all happen!
ObiHaiv
Another quality D. R. Horton home.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
I really wanna see it fall.
binkyboy876
Well, better tear it down and start over
Seantall
This is why shear walls matter!
SlightChungus
Lateral bracing needs to be in place sooner rather than later.
petresun
That's alot of people's total fuck up. This took more than a few cut corners to accomplish. I'm surprised it got to that point.
ShellPhish
a lot
PonyMadness
Nobody on the entire jobsite has a level. Or eyes apparently.
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
Somebody forgot about shear panels, I'm sure it was straight when they left the night before.
DeinnsBeans
Any inspector deserving of the title would tell these clowns to do it over again
LooseyGooseyBrett
Why did that happen
flexistraw
It’s buckling because there’s no shear walls
talltrowel
Improper bracing is the main factor imo, if they had sheeted the first floor before framing the 2nd this could possibly be avoided. Only timber frame can stand it own weight. Stick frame needs to be braced by sheeting with plywood or OSB to gain structural strength.
Dadto5
Or they framed the first floor one day, high winds that night. Framer didn't check first floor walls before continuing upward the next day. Same scenario, first floor walls not braced properly.
owlfart
See the big X cross-bracing on the second floor (top left). Well, that needed to be on the first floor first, and everywhere. Or they could have used sheathing with OSB (4’x8’ oriented strand board)
lrateyourrig
Old #5/ new #15 Jesus looking at these people wondering if they skipped the line for brains
mondomar
That house was butthole puckering to the nth degree
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Wat even klap is right.
MeAndJulio
I don't know that language but I know "What the fuck" when I see it
Snuggelapolous
It sounds Welsh but I don't think it's Welsh. Can someone help?
CatsandDnD
It's Dutch. Don't know what it means. If it's anything like Danish language, it means "What an idiot".
bigshipissailingontheocean
Literally it means “what a blow”. But you can also translate it to ouch that will hurt
ghastly18
Does it make me a bad person if I'm extremely curious to see the video the was removed?
UncleSlam123
Imgur didn't remove my post and I want to say I originally got that one off FP so it's floating around here somewhere. Just look for the dude getting choked out by the snake and you know you found the one!
gtotherizzle
#10 I can't remember if it's Dollywood or King's Island that has a display by one of the roller coasters that has the hundreds of cell phones they have collected under the ride over the years
BunnyKing95
King's Island does on a couple of their coasters, it's just a clear box full of phones.
gtotherizzle
That's what I was thinking of
Yellowchopsticks
#2 can't park there, mate
davej77
Fack off! 😁
jonhamsandwich11
Destro24
UncleSlam123
The apology a bit much? I do feel bad some people's nights were ruined. I changed the wording slightly to make it more in line with what I want. Yeah, sometimes people die in my posts but it's usually not so front and center
Imathrowanappalachia
I don't think they make a Hallmark card for this.
UncleSlam123
"Sorry I made you watch a guy get choked out by a snake" can't be a situation that comes up often
jonhamsandwich11
Oh no. Not that part. I think I tagged you in *that* one, which makes me feel slightly responsible.
UncleSlam123
LOL who can say who tagged me in that one? I appreciate it anytime someone tags me. Keep it coming!
jonhamsandwich11
Me. I can. I checked. But 100% I’m not gonna stop
TouchMyInfection
#17 @AlphaStructural you've got to see this
LAMovieDesign
A girl throwing a phone in the water by accident?
LAMovieDesign
Oh wait, looks like a post got deleted. Now I get it. And yes, WTF!!
TouchMyInfection
Post in question
AlphaStructural
It's hard to look at but also hard to look away..
Neednoggle
#16 goddamn, you'd have to be almost TRYING to be that dumb
OuchYoureonmyhair
Well she obviously looked to her left a few minutes ago and it was clear, so no reason to look that way again
LAMovieDesign
/s ?
OuchYoureonmyhair
Oui
frenofafren
#15 pretty sure the people in the open top Ferrari died.
CrisprCAS
https://jalopnik.com/couple-dies-after-ferrari-lamborghini-and-campervan-cr-1850907539
frenofafren
Good sauce.
punisha15
#6 I wonder if she realizes how lucky she is
LAMovieDesign
Yeah, she could’ve gone from 2 to 1.
badbmc
#16 Not sure why the blue Porsche wasn't leaning on his horn. I mean obviously it was the white car's fault but ...
Snuggelapolous
I feel like horn usage depends of location and culture. People don't really use their horn where I live. In this situation I would probably flash my lights and yell out the window before I honk the horn. It's just not a natural instinct for me.
LAMovieDesign
You’d yell instead of using your horn? That’s strange.
Snuggelapolous
I live in a VERY small town. I might tap my horn for a small beep. But at this speed I would most likely roll down the window and hollar "Are you ok? Wft?"
ivymantled69
Sometimes people just can't believe someone is not going to behave rationally, like checking both ways. It often comes from never having experienced real consequences from another's stupidity before.
WashOutPfaffenbach
like the porsche guy couldn't wait a minute. The Geneva lake border is so slow to drive (30 kmh, a lot of crosswalk...) it wouldn't change much
badairdayyay
Wait, you really think that the white car just driving onto a busy road is in the right? Whut? They wouldn’t even have gotten onto the lane they wanted bc it was full… they would’ve just blocked the Porsche for a minute until they’d be able to move on - if you drive like that & with that mentality- then please don’t drive.
buttscommasteve
You can't be that daft?
thundercactus
They're not at fault, but there was a CLEAR pattern unfolding there. They easily could have avoided that accident if they wanted to. Sometimes the safest way forward is to yield to stupidity.
imredheaded
For real, it is pretty obvious white car didnt acknowledge they were there AT ALL
JackDoodle
Some of us don't like blaring our horns at everything.
schizznatt
But in this instance, it is exactly what a horn is for…
BrockEffingSamson
...but it would have solved this thing.
keyblader1985
Oh shit, was it the snake dude?
SomeDetroitGuy
That was pretty obvious. I don't know how anyone could look at that and think anything other than the dude died. Was incredibly clear.
UncleSlam123
It was the snake dude
SlamwiseGamgee
Darn, I missed snake guy :(
GravyEducation
What happened to snake dude
SomeDetroitGuy
He wrapped a constrictor around his neck and it very clearly tightened up and broke his neck and killed him. It was pretty graphic and obvious he died.
SlamwiseGamgee
All I know is he didn't make it
Seantall
It was some sort of circus type show, wrapped a big ol' boa constrictor around his neck and it did what it does. Everyone sat and watched as he toppled over and twitched.
Telleryn
looked like he was performing some kind of show and tell with a snake or something for kids iirc, didn't look to be treating it very nicely and didn't know enough about constrictors apparently to know why double-wrapping it around your neck is a bad idea
Snuggelapolous
Thank you for the information. I'm glad I know and am also glad I missed it.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Looks like it happened in Russia and Russian authorities were like, "nyet, never happened." Despite video evidence circulating. I have never seen anyone wrap a snake around their neck like that. Darwin award winner unfortunately. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6989445/Circus-snake-trainer-strangled-death-constrictor.html
IMPICKLERICK
#15 also was a double fatality
Volpe42
So it's a snuff film?
LAMovieDesign
If you saw the video, it wasn’t anywhere near a “snuff film”. Most of the grotesque violence happens behind the camper van.
RootMeanSqr
The German couple recording: her "lick my ass", him "full idiots".
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
It took me a while to realise 15 was pulled from the post.
MarcUK
Every one of them that overtook on a solid white line should have had their car impounded.
malreynoldsisakiller
And reckless endangerment and time in prison.
DrWhoBatmanWarrior
Number 15 is not number 15 what crash is this
gtotherizzle
Good
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Thought as much, I remember hearing about this one.
downvoteifyouhatekittens
It doesn't look like that bad or an accident
PerrinAybara564
The original #15 was deleted
downvoteifyouhatekittens
Ah, thank you
Wokerati
burned alive
ThiSpaceForEnt
For those wandering, the crash killed the occupants of the red convertible who's stays on the left lane and practically causes it
TouchMyInfection
The red Ferrari
ThePsychPineapple
Am I missing part of the video? The video I see is only 13 seconds and stops when the white and blue cars crash. I don’t see a red convertible
somnif
The clip was removed, so some numbers have shifted.
ThiSpaceForEnt
It doesn't show too well on the video but it flipped and burned
likeumreal
I certainly hope their burial urn was as blinged out and fancy as their car.
camn333
alrighteros
Am I missing something? I don’t see a red convertible in this gif?
iExplainTheJoke
It was removed from the post
iExplainTheJoke
So what was number 16 became 15
imightbeabearindisguise
Thank you. I was totally confused .
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Yeah they burned to death. An awful way to go.
UncleSlam123
Yeah I've resigned to the fact that I'm going to post people who die on accident. As long as it's not as in your face as my last post it'll have to slide
Icedtorch
why would you post people dying and getting hurt to begin with? how is this amusing to you
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Yeah that was unfortunate
PonyMadness
To be fair, there's been a lot of deaths in your posts after I saw the same video on reddit with a source posted. Unfortunately it kinda goes hand in hand with stupid people doing stupid shit.
AgainstMethod
Which one in your last post?
moldaviteseeker
Kinda hard to feel bad though if you ever seen this particular type of parade in person..
AsAHistorian
You could also just not post gifs where someone might have died. Like, on most of these, it's pretty clear that no one died. You could just post those ones, if you wanted. You do you, you just sound as if there's no other option.
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
That vid has been posted on here like 50 times. He was a douchebag m/billionaire who paid for a poorly run supercar tour and drove in a way that was going to get someone killed. The fact that it was only the people in his vehicle who died is a miracle. They could have easily gone head on with a family coming home from school or a busload of kids heading to a sporting event. Sometimes ‘finding out’ is permanent.
AsAHistorian
What, and so it's good that we all have to watch it? You say that like that's any kind of argument that it *should* be posted. Sure, it's that asshole's fault, and I'm glad he didn't take out anyone else. Doesn't mean it's a GOOD thing to include in a post that is otherwise silly stumbles and foibles.
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
We aren’t going to agree on the moral aspect of this, I have absolutely no problem with a video being posted where someone dies off screen. No one is going to scroll through this and see a charred corpse. You already have to know what happened to know someone died. I will take exception to your phrasing that we all ‘have’ to watch it. We don’t have to be on Imgur at all, and we certainly don’t have to watch an entire post of people doing shit that could get them killed. Swipe on friend
dasklaus
You don't have to though. You can choose to, but it's a choice. You decided you're okay with posting deaths, nobody forced you to.
RTK4740
Yeah the whole, “what can I do” attitude plus everyone else cheering, “it’s their stupid fault” certainly makes it feel like @OP has no choice when they have 100% choice. Just own it, @OP: “I want to post videos where people die.”
getyourfruitoffmeyoudamndirtygrapes
Just stop posting shit like this then. No one is paying you to repost this kind of content.
Righteousdew
And no one is paying you to consume this media or comment on it.
gtotherizzle
If people are gonna do stupid shit and die on camera. It's your right as an Internetarian to repost. You didn't kill them and it's cathartic to know they died instantly regretting their actions
DukeSamuelVimes
You're a pretty fucked up person. A POS might one say.
gtotherizzle
I don't sell anything though
executivedisfunction
Nothing instant about dying in a burning car you can't get out of, partner by your side.
gtotherizzle
I didn't say dying instantly, I said regretting instantly. The dying is the cherry on the cake
skrimg59
you enjoy watching people die?
kerrchak
#15 The people in the red car died. It flipped over and caught fire and they were unable to escape. AITA for not feeling any remorse for them?
lalas71
I have a little jingle I sing to myself when I see asshats driving like that. It goes "I hope you die before you kill somebody else..."
I don't wish them ill per se, I just hope they don't get the chance to kill an innocent person with their dumbshittery.
CrisprCAS
https://jalopnik.com/couple-dies-after-ferrari-lamborghini-and-campervan-cr-1850907539
SteveMND
I feel sorry for their friends and families, and for the innocent people around them in that whole mess, but in any game of chicken, physics always wins.
technofiend
I mean I assign no blame to the passenger, but yeah the driver was a moron.
Colouroboros
I think something must have happened to the numbers in this post, because number 15 for me is this one and I was struggling to get the joke here:
BrockEffingSamson
That's 16 for me, but 15 is the guy failing a jump over water. So I'm also confused.
pyroshen
Ya same here
pfshfine
The original 15 got deleted, probably because of the deaths.
ImgurLurkerForLife
Same, I spent a solid several minutes trying to figure out WTF people were talking about lol
AlmostMostlyLurking
Same! If someone dies in this video it was out of boredom...
UncleSlam123
Damn, rough line of candidates I had lined up
SomeDetroitGuy
Maybe stop posting videos of horrible injuries because you find people getting harmed funny? Crazy idea, I know.
UncleSlam123
I think if you mute me it'll hide my posts if you find them offensive. The rest of us are enjoying ourselves. Thanks for stopping by!
DutchBoeremeisie
Hi, OP. As someone who also doesn't enjoy videos of people getting hurt, I appreciate your classy response. Love that people on here can stay civil. Have a great day.
LAMovieDesign
Same same
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Oof, today is just not your day man.
Volpe42
Imgur isn't fond of snuff films
UncleSlam123
They don't mind. My last post had something way worse and I originally got it off FP. Just as long as it's not sexy
Volpe42
They do though. Its against the TOS. Also it's not a good look to openly admit to just reposting front page things.
UncleSlam123
Well they didn't take it down both times it made it to FP so.... Idk. And yes, the whole schtick of this series is that it's stuff I stole off Imgur. Thanks for joining us.
skrimg59
the one where he drops the weights? or something else
UncleSlam123
Nah a constrictor choking out a dude. Thought he was just passed out but apparently he died right before our eyes.