Dec 5, 2022 6:32 PM
IamSadAndTired
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asslap
Day drinking!
frankytanky7
Someone do the shooting stars meme on this quick!
cowscowscows
Never seen a guy drunk enough to roll Up the stairs
YourIceCreamMan
SeRaQt
Gamer's POV:
ROGUEdenied
NOLA baby, I work about 20yards away!
Harryteeters
Ashamed to say that I've been there
jobustevens
Guy in red shirt was not amused.
Willowknowsall
New Orleans you can get drinkies all times of day
w1k2
This Florida or Texas? ?
WoofBastard
New Orleans
RobJenkins
invisiblemaniac
"Dude. Come on. You're lying in the gutter." "I beg your pardon!? I am PARTYING in the gutter!"
kancer2012
Lmfao
sjester42
Hey, do I come preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?
oldguywithagirlsname
I wish I was that drunk right now
BlackCatSerenade99900
Damn he's gonna feel that the next day.
aSideOfNerd
Jackson square, doing some serious day drinking lol. Glad I don’t work downtown any more.
VindictiveBathToaster
Sure. Watching people fall down is funny, but getting so drunk that an otherwise able-bodied person can’t stand is not entertaining to me.
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
One foot to the left and he'd have brained himself on that sharp concrete step
FaFaFaFoolin
Dana White enjoys a good toot.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
As messed up as it is to spill while fucked up I literally can’t imagine not trying to help the dude up…
slotheroll
I know where he got dem shoes....
EveryBodyLovesMe
GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE THAT DAMN LINE. Some pos interrupted my marriage proposal with it. Fucker.
The next time I heard it I basically yelled “I’m about to have them up your ass”… weird he didn’t continue.
I've always replied "Your Ma picked em out last night" seems to do the trick. Gotta love Nola
QueefMalone
It happened to me there as well. I felt so dumb.
kingrd
Give 'em the ol' Santa Fe lean
penzick
That's gotta be heroine. Drunks can't stay on their feet, junkies can defy gravity in ways that even NASA can't explain.
Mandarinduckmama
Interesting. Looks like someone trying to die, for sure.
WackyTicTacCasualty
Ketamin, my guess.
surroundedbytwits
Twat
TheLastSpaceman
Rofl
Sound ON ?: ("he's got a pizza cutter")
yummilicious
Lol he’s still holding the pizza cutter while in shock and awe
miltownmadness
Is he wearing a black thong?
ufoara
How else did he make that sweet sound.
realbluesofa
Almost killed the kid but lol anyway
kratlusker96
Looked like he was going to do a Scomo
SexyAttackHelicopter
Surprised that bowling ball head didnt split open either. Guys lucky
pfunk81
My idiot drunk friend crashed into a little girl skiing. The father came flying in, picked her up, AND STARTED YELLING AT HER! Turned to my
friend and said "SIR, ARE YOU OK??" Friend said yeah and just skied off all confused.
Feralkyn
I think the first reaction of a lot of parents whose kids do some dumb shit and get hurt is anger motivated by TERROR tbh
barnwolf
Almost killed himself. Another few inches and his head would have split open on that step.
mrthewhitee
Almost killed himself.
yaboy
Don’t bring kids to the French quarter. They don’t like it anyway.
Astrolabe
they are shorter so they can smell the floor better
Haha this seems like a super weird thing to downvote. Also don’t let your toddlers use a blender. This is a test.
amp99
SO close to cracking his skull on that step.
TairyHesticals
Hardly
He lands with his right shoulder on the first step. Pause the video if you don't see it.
He lands with his left shoulder on the ground and then completely rolled over so his right shoulder was touching the step. Bit of a stretch
You may wish to study human anatomy. The head is between the shoulders. Take as much time as you need to work this out.
merdock379
Or even worse cracking the step with his skull!
buddhafw
He would not be the first, or the last.
MassiveMaoMao
A lot of things almost went very wrong here, but they didn’t so haha funny man fall down.
Fairemont
I once fell in a curb playing basketball and split my hand right between my pinky and ring finger. Doctor just popped it back into place
And went back to whatever he was doing and I was just like bruh Idk if this is right. Now one one pink is like a third of an inch shorter
ResonantPause
He's doing the French Quarter right
ClaudeKenny
But the French Mistake wrong
shutyourtamalehole
Yup! I knew immediately that this was in New Orleans.
DixieFlatline23
Yep Jackson Square
UncleMartha
Yeah, but he should keep that shit on Bourbon Street.
No doubt.
DongleDingler
I went to Mardi Gras years ago and was warned by locals of the "road gravy" (vomit) everywhere. If only I was warned that the cops are dicks
I had a no parking zone painted around me by the French Market.
aSeriesofUnlikelyExplanaitons
ACAB
Kyrorayne
The cops are usually worse than dicks. I got a ticket because the cop wanted to give me one. "Reckless driving" going the speed limit and /
Using turn signals. I had it dismissed at court, but it cost me .5 day pto.
I lost a night into afternoon of my vacation, but it was dismissed. Next day I nearly hit a traffic cop in dark clothes at night, let me go
The second incident was Baton Rouge though, not NOLA
lifeisadadjoke
Hurricane with a shot of grain, no?
NotTheActualCharlieDay
Hand Grenades. Holy shit, they will mess you up.
I was just thinking "falling down drunk" lol
ActionJohnnie
Go cup
darthstormer
There's drunk, then there's "throwing your beer on a toddler" drunk.
Redyls
followed by "throwing up your beer on a toddler" drunk
TheBakingBarbarian
I've never had to be drunk to throw things at toddlers
Cheeseme
That's New Orleans. Tourists get like that a lot
notyoubizness
Lets be honest: This is not OK. He has made bad choices.
Am3ricanGangst3r
It’s perfectly acceptable to do that in New Orleans
Dahliaisahedgehog
But then there's "falling UP the stairs" drunk. That is impressive.
Kilsta
I have seen this happen once. Truly Phenomenal.
asslap
Day drinking!
frankytanky7
Someone do the shooting stars meme on this quick!
cowscowscows
Never seen a guy drunk enough to roll Up the stairs
YourIceCreamMan
SeRaQt
Gamer's POV:
ROGUEdenied
NOLA baby, I work about 20yards away!
Harryteeters
Ashamed to say that I've been there
jobustevens
Guy in red shirt was not amused.
YourIceCreamMan
Willowknowsall
New Orleans you can get drinkies all times of day
w1k2
This Florida or Texas? ?
WoofBastard
New Orleans
RobJenkins
invisiblemaniac
"Dude. Come on. You're lying in the gutter." "I beg your pardon!? I am PARTYING in the gutter!"
kancer2012
Lmfao
sjester42
Hey, do I come preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?
oldguywithagirlsname
I wish I was that drunk right now
BlackCatSerenade99900
Damn he's gonna feel that the next day.
aSideOfNerd
Jackson square, doing some serious day drinking lol. Glad I don’t work downtown any more.
VindictiveBathToaster
Sure. Watching people fall down is funny, but getting so drunk that an otherwise able-bodied person can’t stand is not entertaining to me.
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
One foot to the left and he'd have brained himself on that sharp concrete step
FaFaFaFoolin
Dana White enjoys a good toot.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
As messed up as it is to spill while fucked up I literally can’t imagine not trying to help the dude up…
slotheroll
I know where he got dem shoes....
EveryBodyLovesMe
GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE THAT DAMN LINE. Some pos interrupted my marriage proposal with it. Fucker.
EveryBodyLovesMe
The next time I heard it I basically yelled “I’m about to have them up your ass”… weird he didn’t continue.
slotheroll
I've always replied "Your Ma picked em out last night" seems to do the trick. Gotta love Nola
QueefMalone
It happened to me there as well. I felt so dumb.
YourIceCreamMan
kingrd
Give 'em the ol' Santa Fe lean
penzick
That's gotta be heroine. Drunks can't stay on their feet, junkies can defy gravity in ways that even NASA can't explain.
Mandarinduckmama
Interesting. Looks like someone trying to die, for sure.
WackyTicTacCasualty
Ketamin, my guess.
surroundedbytwits
Twat
TheLastSpaceman
Rofl
YourIceCreamMan
Sound ON ?: ("he's got a pizza cutter")
yummilicious
Lol he’s still holding the pizza cutter while in shock and awe
miltownmadness
Is he wearing a black thong?
ufoara
How else did he make that sweet sound.
realbluesofa
Almost killed the kid but lol anyway
kratlusker96
Looked like he was going to do a Scomo
SexyAttackHelicopter
Surprised that bowling ball head didnt split open either. Guys lucky
pfunk81
My idiot drunk friend crashed into a little girl skiing. The father came flying in, picked her up, AND STARTED YELLING AT HER! Turned to my
pfunk81
friend and said "SIR, ARE YOU OK??" Friend said yeah and just skied off all confused.
Feralkyn
I think the first reaction of a lot of parents whose kids do some dumb shit and get hurt is anger motivated by TERROR tbh
barnwolf
Almost killed himself. Another few inches and his head would have split open on that step.
mrthewhitee
Almost killed himself.
yaboy
Don’t bring kids to the French quarter. They don’t like it anyway.
Astrolabe
they are shorter so they can smell the floor better
yaboy
Haha this seems like a super weird thing to downvote. Also don’t let your toddlers use a blender. This is a test.
amp99
SO close to cracking his skull on that step.
TairyHesticals
Hardly
amp99
He lands with his right shoulder on the first step. Pause the video if you don't see it.
TairyHesticals
He lands with his left shoulder on the ground and then completely rolled over so his right shoulder was touching the step. Bit of a stretch
amp99
You may wish to study human anatomy. The head is between the shoulders. Take as much time as you need to work this out.
merdock379
Or even worse cracking the step with his skull!
buddhafw
He would not be the first, or the last.
MassiveMaoMao
A lot of things almost went very wrong here, but they didn’t so haha funny man fall down.
Fairemont
I once fell in a curb playing basketball and split my hand right between my pinky and ring finger. Doctor just popped it back into place
Fairemont
And went back to whatever he was doing and I was just like bruh Idk if this is right. Now one one pink is like a third of an inch shorter
ResonantPause
He's doing the French Quarter right
ClaudeKenny
But the French Mistake wrong
shutyourtamalehole
Yup! I knew immediately that this was in New Orleans.
DixieFlatline23
Yep Jackson Square
UncleMartha
Yeah, but he should keep that shit on Bourbon Street.
DixieFlatline23
No doubt.
DongleDingler
I went to Mardi Gras years ago and was warned by locals of the "road gravy" (vomit) everywhere. If only I was warned that the cops are dicks
DixieFlatline23
I had a no parking zone painted around me by the French Market.
aSeriesofUnlikelyExplanaitons
ACAB
Kyrorayne
The cops are usually worse than dicks. I got a ticket because the cop wanted to give me one. "Reckless driving" going the speed limit and /
Kyrorayne
Using turn signals. I had it dismissed at court, but it cost me .5 day pto.
DongleDingler
I lost a night into afternoon of my vacation, but it was dismissed. Next day I nearly hit a traffic cop in dark clothes at night, let me go
DongleDingler
The second incident was Baton Rouge though, not NOLA
lifeisadadjoke
Hurricane with a shot of grain, no?
NotTheActualCharlieDay
Hand Grenades. Holy shit, they will mess you up.
ResonantPause
I was just thinking "falling down drunk" lol
ActionJohnnie
Go cup
darthstormer
There's drunk, then there's "throwing your beer on a toddler" drunk.
Redyls
followed by "throwing up your beer on a toddler" drunk
TheBakingBarbarian
I've never had to be drunk to throw things at toddlers
Cheeseme
That's New Orleans. Tourists get like that a lot
notyoubizness
Lets be honest: This is not OK. He has made bad choices.
Am3ricanGangst3r
It’s perfectly acceptable to do that in New Orleans
Dahliaisahedgehog
But then there's "falling UP the stairs" drunk. That is impressive.
Kilsta
I have seen this happen once. Truly Phenomenal.