HocusPenis
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This could have ended up so much worse
Threading the Needle
Jun 18, 2018 5:02 PM
HocusPenis
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rianstar
Uh huh... Dafuq is that guy doin at #3 ?
ThrowerBot
Many pairs of underwear were ruined on this day
PianoMan2112
Strummer16
Good dump
NoCountryForStraightMen
A highly recommended gif collection for all those constipated people out there
iguanodont
be yr own stunt double
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Skilled truck drivers are just amazing
vitaminalgas
samsonguy920
This is what I think of every time I see that badluck lumberjack. Hope he was wearing his brown pants.
ThatOneGuyWhosAlwaysPoopin
http://imgur.com/2ulOppb
GamingSardine
Thanks you HocusPenis :D
BobIsArcher
floatingpointprecision
#6 douchebag driver passing the truck
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
#4 run "Forest" run...
1UP2
#2 park where i park my boat an all of your tires
TheCyclingEngineer
IFNg
Distrill
This is some Die hard shirt
Distrill
^shit lol
ReasonableConservative
As someone who's been through one of these, the shaking lasts for days.
stresstwig
the eff is the guy smacking the cars in the street even doing anyway?
FirmLikeMutton
Was wondering the same thing
Himalayiantortoise
What's going on in #3? Is he passing out flyers or something?
imkindafun
Gif of guy pinching his cheeks pls?
TedTheMan
clamdriver
Logger fell more directions than the tree
CanadianFurr
This is a good dump. That truck at the end though...
TheRedBaKon
It helped me finish my dump
SS2000Ali
Should have clipped him, just to straighten him out..? what a driver
DonJulio23
comment of the year
BoyOhBoyHereIGoKillinAgain
I agree...not a dump truck
ArthurPhillipDent
I was ready to be mad at the artic's driver. Then i saw what he managed to avoid...
Ganzkapoeri
So that truck can use its blinker but a BMW driver can't
scooterthepolluter
How is the driver of the stopped truck just casually getting back in?
ApparentlyNotEverybodyCanRelate
This is how people die
DevilsArsehole
Some say he's still cleaning shit from his pants to this day.
GansoEstaMuerto
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
WreckedTangled
Seriously. KUDOS to that guy and his driving skills.
dmbelafan
Am I missing why he wasn't already over? Great visibility, and lane wide open. Seems like driving ability made up for a lack of awareness.
Dakksys
Kudos to the people who balanced the fucking load properly.
LAB1A
#2 I wanted to see the guy open his door and fall out.
dashers
I was curious, but nothing happened. In my country we just call this parking.
samsonguy920
That would make it funny. Him paying all that attention only to forget as he is exiting.
jilesc
Pretty sure leg is broke in #5. He's lucky he's alive though.
MisterBulldops
I was thinking worse, both legs seem to go completely limp, he checks only with upper body and core, twisting jerking movement at the hips
MisterBulldops
from bike spinning out from him. Maybe not tho, he does seem to move his under leg a bit, maybe.
DresomeSX
Agreed, left femur or knee.
MagpieHyena
Was actually gonna leave a comment saying this. Looks like he checks it and it seems limp and out of place.
UnexpectedThanos
So is the other guy that almost got hit by the bike
KingKolunikus
Yeah, pretty sure his leg is out of money at that point.
UncleGus
That one looks very much like attempted murder.
BilldeTurlock
!
CarnieTheImmortal
Right??? It seems like the car swerved into the bike
BilldeTurlock
!
samsonguy920
Pretty sure the car driver is feeling less lucky.
zohboh1357
Looks like the car driver did it on purpose based off of what's in the gif.
samsonguy920
Exactly, hence why they are feeling unlucky. 'Missed him by that much!'
kansas555
That's what I was thinking.... Fucker aimed for him...
filthymansock
#4 is scary af for anyone who's ever been a sawyer...
BloodKestrel
pretty sure Hexus was released
Ferrumkit
I assume it's root rot but they didn't know how bad it was?
Fredbearr
Without a doubt, barber chairs are about as bad as it gets
WillemHellfire
*raises hand* I've cut down my fair share of trees, but never one as rotten as that tree. Yeesh!
samsonguy920
It's okay. You can call him a lumberjack. That's not offensive yet.
filthymansock
I was never a lumberjack, but I can run a chainsaw. Sawyer is just a safe way to reference everybody that knows how to run one is all.
Mimsey
ARE YOU MARGINALIZING ALL OF THE LUMBER JILLS OUT THERE?
samsonguy920
I maintain everything within the margins. I paid attention to english class, motherfunner.
Wazdown
Wtf was #3 doing?
NachoPete
Counting coup.
behrditz
Hes touching as many cars as he can.
adventuresofpizzaandfrenchfry
I think he was sticking flyers on their window. Fuck me, get a new job!
beerbatteredkush
Tag
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
distribute flyers
samsonguy920
His flyer game was strong. Korg should hire him.
TheBIFFALLO87
Handing out Chinese menus: Extreme.
BobaFettApproves
I like this one the best
sakzeroone
Drugs.
Otterhendrix
It looks like he’s high fiving people. Easy way to get hit by a car.
Otterhendrix
Upon closer inspection it looks like @anifis is correct. He’s distributing fliers.
mercbrit
StealthyNinja7
I stopped at a (yellow) light the other day and I think the huge 4WD behind me assumed I'd keep going. He did slammed on his brakes and 1/2
StealthyNinja7
@ the last moment, swerved around me. He then started yelling at me like it was my fault. He got a green arrow & was forced to turn. Ha! 2/2
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
The yellow light rule is, if there's a chance you might get rear-ended, go ahead and go through.
StealthyNinja7
There wasn't a chance. I checked. He just didn't drive properly.
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
ah, well there's always that. glad you're okay.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Deja vu
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Little silver car is braking hard, the light probably juuust turned yellow. This is a perfect example of why red light cameras are dangerous
StealthyNinja7
Doesn't matter if the truck driver was driving safely (proper distance and anticipation). Which he/she clearly wasn't.
TroyKapalczynski
Yep!
norill
morons in big fucking rigs are dangerous
ILogInToUpvote
When the cam pans up it's already red, meaning he was counting on little car going through and him following. Slow on yellow, not speed up.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
It's not already red, it had just turned red. Evidenced by the rest of the traffic in front of the two cars in question
longnNoodleDriver
Where is 3s gap rule? Is it apply here?