Threading the Needle

Jun 18, 2018 5:02 PM

HocusPenis

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This could have ended up so much worse

Threading the Needle

Uh huh... Dafuq is that guy doin at #3 ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many pairs of underwear were ruined on this day

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Good dump

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A highly recommended gif collection for all those constipated people out there

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

be yr own stunt double

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Skilled truck drivers are just amazing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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This is what I think of every time I see that badluck lumberjack. Hope he was wearing his brown pants.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks you HocusPenis :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 douchebag driver passing the truck

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 run "Forest" run...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 park where i park my boat an all of your tires

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This is some Die hard shirt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^shit lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who's been through one of these, the shaking lasts for days.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the eff is the guy smacking the cars in the street even doing anyway?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was wondering the same thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's going on in #3? Is he passing out flyers or something?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gif of guy pinching his cheeks pls?

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Logger fell more directions than the tree

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is a good dump. That truck at the end though...

8 years ago | Likes 435 Dislikes 2

It helped me finish my dump

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have clipped him, just to straighten him out..? what a driver

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

comment of the year

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree...not a dump truck

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I was ready to be mad at the artic's driver. Then i saw what he managed to avoid...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that truck can use its blinker but a BMW driver can't

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How is the driver of the stopped truck just casually getting back in?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is how people die

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some say he's still cleaning shit from his pants to this day.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously. KUDOS to that guy and his driving skills.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Am I missing why he wasn't already over? Great visibility, and lane wide open. Seems like driving ability made up for a lack of awareness.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kudos to the people who balanced the fucking load properly.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#2 I wanted to see the guy open his door and fall out.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I was curious, but nothing happened. In my country we just call this parking.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That would make it funny. Him paying all that attention only to forget as he is exiting.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure leg is broke in #5. He's lucky he's alive though.

8 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 0

I was thinking worse, both legs seem to go completely limp, he checks only with upper body and core, twisting jerking movement at the hips

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

from bike spinning out from him. Maybe not tho, he does seem to move his under leg a bit, maybe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, left femur or knee.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Was actually gonna leave a comment saying this. Looks like he checks it and it seems limp and out of place.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So is the other guy that almost got hit by the bike

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, pretty sure his leg is out of money at that point.

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That one looks very much like attempted murder.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right??? It seems like the car swerved into the bike

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure the car driver is feeling less lucky.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Looks like the car driver did it on purpose based off of what's in the gif.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Exactly, hence why they are feeling unlucky. 'Missed him by that much!'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking.... Fucker aimed for him...

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#4 is scary af for anyone who's ever been a sawyer...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

pretty sure Hexus was released

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume it's root rot but they didn't know how bad it was?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Without a doubt, barber chairs are about as bad as it gets

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*raises hand* I've cut down my fair share of trees, but never one as rotten as that tree. Yeesh!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's okay. You can call him a lumberjack. That's not offensive yet.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was never a lumberjack, but I can run a chainsaw. Sawyer is just a safe way to reference everybody that knows how to run one is all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU MARGINALIZING ALL OF THE LUMBER JILLS OUT THERE?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I maintain everything within the margins. I paid attention to english class, motherfunner.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wtf was #3 doing?

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

Counting coup.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hes touching as many cars as he can.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think he was sticking flyers on their window. Fuck me, get a new job!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tag

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

distribute flyers

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

His flyer game was strong. Korg should hire him.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Handing out Chinese menus: Extreme.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like this one the best

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It looks like he’s high fiving people. Easy way to get hit by a car.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Upon closer inspection it looks like @anifis is correct. He’s distributing fliers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v *driving like a twat and going through a red light in a 40T truck.

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I stopped at a (yellow) light the other day and I think the huge 4WD behind me assumed I'd keep going. He did slammed on his brakes and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@ the last moment, swerved around me. He then started yelling at me like it was my fault. He got a green arrow & was forced to turn. Ha! 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The yellow light rule is, if there's a chance you might get rear-ended, go ahead and go through.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There wasn't a chance. I checked. He just didn't drive properly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

ah, well there's always that. glad you're okay.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deja vu

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Little silver car is braking hard, the light probably juuust turned yellow. This is a perfect example of why red light cameras are dangerous

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 12

Doesn't matter if the truck driver was driving safely (proper distance and anticipation). Which he/she clearly wasn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yep!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

morons in big fucking rigs are dangerous

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

When the cam pans up it's already red, meaning he was counting on little car going through and him following. Slow on yellow, not speed up.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

It's not already red, it had just turned red. Evidenced by the rest of the traffic in front of the two cars in question

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Where is 3s gap rule? Is it apply here?

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