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No Longer Safe
It's done. Sorry for the delay. There was one minor hiccup in getting this done (shown later); so sorry for the delay
Previously on Imgur:
Pt 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/lX3YLvC
Pt 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/fE92d
The Main Door
There was some manufacturer info printed inside. It looks like it was likely made in the 80s. I think I've held up better than it has, all things considered. The big nubbies on the right were what was holding it in place, so the whole "crowbar" thing was never going to be an option
Alright....
So...Here is where we left off. Flower door is down (thanks for all the lockpicking tips!!). So, are we ready?
http://i.imgur.com/30eEul4.webm
The Guts
There really wasn't a lot in here...but you can see the final hiccup in the upper left. There was yet *another* locked portion of the safe.
A...stein?
Alright, I know I have seen this *exact* stein before at antique malls, and I *know* it isn't valuable. Maybe it had sentimental value? Either way, free stein?
And....papers?
The rest of the main safe was just medical papers and whatnot. I guess they were responsible enough to hide their personal information...but not responsible enough to remember? Not sure what to do here.
The Bottom Drawer
So the bottom drawer didn't have anything in it. At all. Seems a waste of a safe.
Which made no sense to me.
So I pulled it out to see if anything was hidden behind. Nope.
Maybe under?
Nope. Not there either
but...then we got to this guy!
I psyched myself up to have a crack at my second lock...then after all the preparation, when I bumped it, it just kinda opened...
THERE IT IS!
Now I know why there were three locks. It's free now. It's out there in the world. And I'm sorry.
... http://i.imgur.com/yf3T6ck.gif
yesyesbananahands
I wonder how Michael Cera feels about all the attention he's received on imgur considering it's more than he's received from his movies.
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You should ask him.
harleyquinn30
In my heart, I think I knew.
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aSmallBeast
You have betrayed my trust for the last time OP. I even checked the username first just to be cautious.
franktaylor03
I am only commenting for a reaction gif.
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http://imgur.com/AcyrOn9 .jpg
Win3Gum5
http://data.whicdn.com/images/73272963/large.gif
Tarmogoyf
I'm on the toilet, and the laughter caused from the cerabutt made my poop shoot out. +1
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Glad I could help.
Kirabeq
Good show my man.
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http://imgur.com/jfuLY3h
exarkoontz
At least it wasn't full of goddamn pipe pistols
ecodude
Yeah why the fuck did everyone shove old soda caps and trash in safes!?
DukePaulAtreides
Everyone in the world hoarded cash, ammo, homemade yet remarkably similar pipe firearms, and exactly one silver piece of silverware. One.
exarkoontz
I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANYONE IS GETTING THIS SILVER KNIFE!!!
disregardthat
I googled. I'm old.
ForTaxReasons
Go find a I'm old gif don't be lazy
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https://media1.giphy.com/media/3b1JW7LxfsAKs/200w.gif
ForTaxReasons
Good job we're all proud of you
Mewmus
cracked an expert safe just to find.....one tube of wondeglue
CommanderShitFace
Upvotes for poor souls and broken Bobby pins
prepareshipforludicrousspeed
Pipe pistol, Wonder glue, Screwdriver
RepublicofTexa
Combination wrench
rachelevegb
Adhesives are fairly useful. I don't get mad when I find wonderglue...
Ryderthom16
Still has a better story than any national treasure movie
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nonomos
booooo
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http://imgur.com/hs5KsnN
docsierra
God dammit
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He can't help you here. http://imgur.com/E7oZFr6
Domobobo
Boy that was quite the adventure. Bold move OP considering how we all feel about seeing a safe on Imgur.
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AuroraNora33
what is he saying?
ItsDamnHardToGetAGoodUsername
YOU FUCKING BASTARD
DanielJCarville
u kilt keny
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VikingTheMad
Thats it, make peace with your loved ones. I'm coming for your ass.
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Dwinthy
I'll cut you, you magnificent bastard.
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http://imgur.com/aNaUoEX
kermie92
That stein is gorgeous
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http://imgur.com/aiByKVO
kermie92
^ I enjoy doing the alcohol
hasanyoneseenmyplunger
Thanks for the colon cancer.
RandAIFlagg
:69
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EvilMisantrophicPrincess
That's an Avon stein, worth about tree fiddy.
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Correct! It does say Avon on the bottom.
DetectiveKetchupJones
Quite a long scroll just to check username. Thought you were him. +1.
disregardthat
I surprisingly didn't care much for his post today.
DetectiveKetchupJones
I'll check it out, one sec.
FLOW3R13
?who
DetectiveKetchupJones
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoOfMichaelCeraEveryday
huhuhunor
He-who-must-not-be-named. The Dark Lord of imgur.
HiggsBosonorGSpot
FUCK OP AND ALL HIS BUILD UP...may that stay and fester until they turn far too Blue...sighs..once more fell to a safe post...
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I'm not sure what you just said to me... but +1?
HapilyDamaged
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gentlemanloser
And I thought this post was safe...
PropheticShadeZ
Checking the username doesnt work, what do we do
Jramodarr
The first heading under the title: No longer safe.
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I mean. it was *RIGHT* there...
BonesMagoo
I see what you did there
theycallmethejackal
I literally got to the second to last pic and scrolled all the way back up just to check. Sigh.
eriicole
oh my sweet summer child..
Thompster45
We all did...
flassk
nothing is sacred
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http://imgur.com/Xkf0d81
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DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Your reaction gifs are beautiful.
disregardthat
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :')
LostPants
Oh this gave me actual feels.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
http://img.pandawhale.com/109015-jack-sparrow-youre-welcome-gif-NnFa.gif
theczar90
Damn... This was impressive OP. Just shit on everyone's hopes and dreams
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dicapricorn
The joke was taken so far even Ricky Gervais found it offensive. Still though +1
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http://imgur.com/zwVkLEz
thekcar
A'ight, OP, that was glorious enough. Well played.
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Blitzorr
Oh fuck you +1
luminaraunduli
If you know how many blades of grass and grains of sand there are on earth, you can see the real image is actually the answer to life...
lmScruffyTheJanitor
I get that reference.
HipHoptimusCrime
So fucking mad right now. I feel incomplete.
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http://imgur.com/c2AGpDB
AluminumandAsh
I can honestly say that mid way through this post I scrolled back up to check the username. So I'm counting this as a victory.
disregardthat
...if you checked the username, how was it a victory? I'm not *him*
LionHeart31337
Stop with all the gifs and images OP! They won't bring the love your parents never gave you back. You evil fuck! +1
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DrunkenYeti
I wish there was a timelapse of OPs reaction as these posts took off
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Here you go.
Kony2020
What is that from?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
INDIG0M0NKEY
None of the other picture are loading past the second one. Is this an accident
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Yup.
INDIG0M0NKEY
It all finally loaded +1 good sir
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MMichael22086
and then this gif! fuck you doesnt seem like its enough! I now loath you asshole.
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MMichael22086
Of course I have lost my mind. I'm here am I not? Wait where are we again?
proffesionalmexican
I love you, you witty cunt
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http://imgur.com/NMem2uJ
BearsBeetsBananas
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Fairdinkums
Every comment has a smart arse gif doesn't it
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http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kanye-West-Shaking-Head-No.gif
Fairdinkums
Didn't even need to open it haha
disregardthat
I figured I could do you one solid.
forster
I had to check the username to see who posted it... I was disappointed because this could have been the best one yet
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OOOOOOOOH @ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday .
megustanlosgatoss
Are you the same person?
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http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Nope-GIF.gif
potatnia
THERE'S NO IMAGE. WHAT IS THE REACTION?
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Nope-GIF.gif
YoungDeeMoney
I waited 2 days for this
eggmuffin
You shouldn't have expected anything else. Just downvote and move on.
eagle193
OP delivered, though. The buildup was intense.
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http://i.lvme.me/1jj2hk1.jpg
thrillogyofficial
January 20, 1992!
Smugglecats
The long con. At least in Internet time it was long.
disregardthat
It was a long time to wait for me, too.
Azated
The first safe was a day or two longer, I think. Maybe more, I may have blocked that part of my life out of my memory.
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XxBiggusDickusxX
Dat gif just wow
C0dewizard
sharkbirdbitecaw
*starts slow clapping* Fucking brilliant dude
pyronie
.
MrStarkLord
I must break you.
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MrStarkLord
So happy I got my own reply lol.
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Franksinatroll
Are you from LL
BaseOfExclusion
.
aFlockOfSmeagols
Brilliant, OP!
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DarkUranium
SEE YOU IN HELL, OP!
Shamalamadingdongz
*Slow Claps* this was indeed a roller coaster of feels... not the ones i had in mind...
AttractiveFlatulence
IS THERE NOTHING SACRED???
HemroidSamurai
Rule 13 of the internet
Jusmar
Safe posts are never safe
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http://imgur.com/8W6STsm
acfreakman
Perfect gif
spottedick
Or maybe there is and you're trying to trick us
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http://imgur.com/zPilPuG
spottedick
How many gifs do you have?!? Is that what you found in the safe? A treasure trove of gifs?
disregardthat
....you stay the hell away from that safe.
JustSomeRandomGuyWhoDidThatOneThingWithTheOtherThing
Fuckin hell OP how many reaction .gifs you got
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http://imgur.com/OIG6nnA
JustSomeRandomGuyWhoDidThatOneThingWithTheOtherThing
http://imgur.com/6yjJJy2
tacopartyinyourmouth
But I check the username...
screwielouis
This is exactly why I have trust issues
washyourhandsplease
The world is a cold hard place
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orangeisthenewbasic
You should disregardthat username
snurx
No one is safe. Nowhere is safe.
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http://imgur.com/wjS7dEj
Tomadzo
Bad juju to be taking credit for someone else's brilliant mental illness.
disregardthat
What credit? There was no photoshop, nor strictly Cera or Dickbutt. Meme mashups happen on here all the time. such is life.
Soggybandaids
I don't really know you on that level to say fuck you. Sorry. That was just my initial reaction
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ThisWouldMakeAGreatUsername
You god damn genius <3
Smugglecats
Don't blame yourself nobody could have seen this coming.
PleasePleasePleaseHireMeForFreelanceWebsiteDesign
When I saw the 1 more image I knew it was coming. clicked anyway
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http://imgur.com/PPioj0r
BonesMagoo
I'm nearly as impressed with the amount of reaction gifs you have ready for every comment..
Smugglecats
I'm reading through all of them just to see what OP responds with.
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JoshuaMcarthur
It was a sad upvote sir, but you earned it.
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http://imgur.com/yZ0FoXd
AwsmEmily
I can't even handle the replies anymore just take all the upvotes OK DAMN
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ConvokeMyropolist
may your body itch all over for a day!
azzy48
May the fleas of 1000 camels bite him, and his arms be too short to scratch
disregardthat
My nose, then ankle, then cheek itched after that. Thanks! May you suddenly become aware of the weight of your jaw! *scratches eyebrow*
TheSilverUnicorn
I've never been aware of my jaw weight and now I'm hyper aware. You fucker.
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DontYouHateItWhenTheNameIsSolongYouCantReadit
Hey don't forget to breath
DontYouHateItWhenTheNameIsSolongYouCantReadit
And your tongue doesn't fit properly in your mouth