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Serious joke
This reminds me of when I first grew a beard, my little sister asked if I use regular soap or just go a little lower when I wash my hair
Since I don't wash my hair every day I just use regular soap, but when I am washing my hair I just use shampoo for my whole head. Sometimes it makes my beard itchy so I just use beard oil and wipe the excess off in my hair.
Looked like a ice cube in the sink
Just ran across this. Can anybody make it all out?
It's 2005.
I learned recently how many versions there are so I guess it's inevitable that they're going to make another one soon. All I have to say is there better be some goddamn Muppets!
Asist0ed
#20 oh hard on the side with 'giant squid maxers' - you guys know we found a 'kraken - jurassic time' -beak right. Respect to giant squid maxxers.
GJ @op -take care ^_^
RetrogradeLlama
#14 Can relate.
FckleberryFarms
#4
stabbermcshooty
#6 I think I can I think I can… man fuck this
Thajurriesexcuesed
"Scab patties" is so gross, but also a perfect visual description.
redsmerf
#5 up and over
TheAstralWalker
#2 Uva passa - "Uva" is grape and "passa" is dry or went by a process of dehydration.
GroovyCrowley
#1 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGhwb2trczVwaDgwNWliOWN3YmFuMzJncGVweHlndDA4OGt2bml4eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ka5qLNfmg5tHlDwWx6/200w.webp
Raedrin
#7 do not nap here unless you have amnesia...
RElGNMAN
Reblogging for support:
Sherpafish
Me too, Raisins. My brethren, my shrivelled homies.
DrNicholasRivierA
If I ever flicked my Dad on the nose there would be a homicide on the butt cream aisle.
TheLiteraryMachine
#12 10/10 would actually totally scared.
spittleteets
#3 mmm...fortified with extra iron shavings.
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
As a certified skillet licker, the Maillard reaction is a real thing
AvsFreak
#8 "I have a prescription for that!"
ontarioOT
#3 - La Croix getting into the burger game.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#14
JoshAndBurn
#12 God-damnit Doughnut
shitheadtookmyname
#2 urban legend. It means grapes that have been spread out to dry. Passus is to spread. Homie don't know Latin
morningxafter
#2 me opening a box of raisins: “Man these grapes have seen some shit.”
lurkyloos
#11
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HumanFromPlanetEarth
#10 when a ghost that only haunts left-handed people tries to scare you.
alcamar
#5 yes
No kidding, if my face is getting a wash, so it's my head
EverNotRelevant
#19 "...You weren't supposed to see that."
Justminutesago
#24 Strenf
MadamPuddifoot
#29 holy. Shit.
cambriago13
#7 Fuck, I LOVE that silence. And a deeeep breath of that crisp, nostril-polishing air.
coughingintensifies
Yesss. That and the choooop chooop of a good sheet of ice when ice skating.
EverNotRelevant
The only sounds are your breath and the hiss-crunch of powder beneath your boots...
cambriago13
And you can estimate the temperature from the pitch of the snow scrunch. :)
spookyu
Nostril polishing.....y'all don't feel your nose hair crystalizing into little icicles? A truly unpleasant feeling. Otherwise, I do love and prefer winter lol.
JMontgomeryBurns
Hell yeah...
DarkSock
I had no concept of this, living in Biloxi Mississippi near the beach on the Gulf Coast… Then, two years ago, we got 8 inches of snow overnight.
I stepped outside in the first thing that struck me was…
Absolute quiet.
CapeCodCaity
Same. But I’m going to carry some ptsd from last winter for a bit 😭
dronir
When it's snowy, the hard ground surfacesbecome soft, and muffle all sharp sounds.
JimFromMarketing
Yessir good job you're doing really great champ
Pinky135
It's the air in between snowflakes that makes giant acoustic foam
fester9
I do too right up until it triggers a birth defect. Somewhere in/behind my sinuses is a vein wrapped around a nerve and sudden temperature changes cause it to squeeze the nerve. Feels like someone is pouring boiling water in my nose for about 3 seconds then vanishes. Very uncomfortable.
mushroomking
I thought you were implying you chill outside in the cold until you cause a birth defect lmfao
fester9
Lol probably could’ve worded that better. Nah it’s a congenital thing.
Casually
#1 YMMV I thought that after having a colonoscopy and went out with friends for a beer. Singular. It sucked.
lurkyloos
What happened? Did it shoot right out?
Casually
It was the anesthesia that was a problem. All it did was make drinking make me feel disoriented and overall bad.
JAPONfan
I think it pushed.
SidonisAntares
#30 but will we get the remake like how Michael Cain treated all the Muppets as fellow thespians, or the remake like how Tim Curry treated himself as a Muppet?
stonetemplefox05
I'm no expert, but if I remember correctly one was a muppet of a man and the other was a very manly muppet. I believe that ought to answer your question.
SidonisAntares
So Timothy Chalamet as Mr. Darcy and everyone else as Muppets, I see
bassaro
No, no, no. Gonzo is Mr. Darcy. Ian McShane is Mrs. Bennet. I have a powerpoint and the doors are locked from the outside.
Quichita
Or Samuel L. Jackson as Mrs. Bennet
bassaro
That role has been filled, but the role of Caroline Bingley is available.
JAPONfan
#1 medication for anything else than your brain/head? Yeah, sure, drink, I'm not a cop. Medication that affect your brain/head? Leave that alcohol the fuck away.
red580
Plenty of medicine that can fuck your kidneys if used with Alcohol
whereismymind86
that or it amplifies the affects, a sedative that helps you sleep can put you in a coma if taken with alcohol, that kind of thing. Alcohol can make it easier to have effects similar to an OD. Don't fuck around with that shit.
JAPONfan
alcohol on itself fuck your kidneys
whereismymind86
which is part of the problem, the two can work together to amplify that affect