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What nicknames do you have for your pets?
Apr 14, 2025 4:44 AM
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What nicknames do you have for your pets?
nevernotsure
Trash panda, garbage cat, clare-bear, grumps. Real name: Clara the Impossible Cat.
TheRedBaron8
This is Jr. He is 15 yo, we call him Junebug, Bob Barker, and shut up!
Zootsoot
Birch, Brother, Thumbtail, Klutz, Lunchbox, GanderGut, Boggle-eyed Boy, No Neck Joe, Bundle‘oBoy, Mr. TwoToes, MurderMitts.
Cedar, Sister, Kittenpants, Madam Flufftail, Brave girl, ShoulderCat, CuddleBunny, SpiderCat.
BinkiBinks
Diesel, aka Poops, aka The Poopinator, aka Bups.
dudethisbetternotbetaken
My buddy's silver lab is nicknamed Happy Tinkles because if he doesn't take her outside when guests arrive at his home, she pees a little on the floor from the excitement of having an extra friend to cuddle with.
1874CheeseBeerFootball
Molly nicknames: good golly miss molly, puppy, snake killer, and chunky monkey
Toxi
“Vicious Little Bastard”, but in a nice way.
profknowles1
This is Mabel. Or Mabel Babel. Or fatty balatey. Or Pork Chop.
MrHappySmiles
This all falls in place due to existence of the Necronomicon. Shop Smart.. Shop S-Mart!
commentsrnice2
Little miss, little shit, or meowmeows/maomaos
Hoop66
My cat is called Maisy -> Maisy Moo -> The Moo-bag -> The Kazoo-bag -> "Oh Kazoobago, I heard of you man, you used to run smack with Rolando right".
OriginalAndWitty
Star, aka 'Cutie patooty booty head'
cgabgedchabbachange
Goddamnit Donut!
landofbob
Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk
lizzbeawesome101
Angry meatball.
Agent orange.
Fergusina.
The Asshat.
Murder Marshmellows.
NachtReborn
The Blockhead
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Arsehole
TK421isAFK
Asshole, You Little Shit, and Osama bin Kitty have all come out of my mouth toward more than one cat I've owned.
rebelft
Maybe feed it a bit less?
TeamToasterNeverForget
Rogelio: Rofi, Romfelito, Tropi (short for chiquitropics), chiqui.
Hercules: Jorge, Cookie, Koke, ‘Sposible, Ingu
And basically any mispronunciation of any of their names also apply.. I’m Danish but my GF is Paraguayan hence the Spanish theme
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
"Dog Lips"
"The Demon Barker of Yorkshire" (retired- he is no longer barking)
"Rexie"
"Hey, Poochkin"
AgentCatherine
The dogs name is Sammy. He gets called Dirty Dick Dog, Samikins, Samicus, and Get The Fuck Out From Under my Feet.
Catterverse
Sir fluffs also known as Sir fluffington Von fluffstein, sir floofsalot, Mr poofy pantaloons, fluffbutt, poofy pants, fat ankles, iFloof.
Also have a Soots, known as Sootysoots, the void, voidy, shadow of death, shadow, black spot, soot sprite, spritey, tiny and "testbeeld" which translates to the old timey snow channels you would get on TV.
barbarian818
Astrid aka The Princess of Pudge, the Duchess of Dump. Truck. Lady of lard, the pot roast with paws, Major Wobbles and the prettiest furry pear I've ever seen
smashpro1
Jeanie. Also known as Jeanie Beanie, Beanie, Bean Dip, Beanie Baby, Beans, Miss Meanie, Barky, Little Ms. Barksalot.
Howlingowl
zeacorzeppelin10
Lemon is beautiful
Earl is his name
Earl the Pearl
Earl Grey
Cookies and Cream
Goddamn it
JabesMcJabesface
Avery: Big Man, Big golden man, Merper, Aves
oreosandonions
Dog Name:Trigger ; Trig squared, trig nasty (does a sick trick), trig-a-potamus, Traeger (when he helps me grill) slendy dog (being creepy), tarantula eyes (staring at me or the wife when he wants on the bed), land shark, bubba, fat-boy-slim (eats too many treats), momma trig (when he lays on all his tennis balls like they're eggs).
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
She NEEDS to know? Why?
CreeewDeeeTaaay
My cat's name is Tiffany, but I often call him tit-fanny-butthole
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
My pups name is Mr. Peanut but i call him Bear or BaBa
benderfreak
...him?
CreeewDeeeTaaay
He's named after the character Tiffany from adventure time. It's VERY fitting ;-)
Da3n
It's handy when guessing your password.
Zootsoot
I use a password generator for that. ;-)
Thissideupusenohooks
There should be a way to pin this comment to the top (FYI my pet is called U53rnam3Pa55w0rd123)
WigglyBlondeNoodle
Yeah we really shouldn't be posting pet names for this exact reason. Unrelated, I would love to know your mother's maiden name for no reason at all!
NinjaCongo
My cat's called *********.
StewedTomaters
That's why my passwords are all things I dislike, but never really talk about. Even if I did, nobody's going to guess my yuck in all categories.
Imalwaysready
How did you know my pet’s name was just Password!?
StewedTomaters
2 special characters, should work for most accounts.
Da3n
So I named my cat xv5T37$^RLm7
CaldariBob
Them damn kids got you again, didn't they?
WhyCantIStopArguingWithInternetTrolls
Isnt that the name of Elons kid?
HandoB4Javert
Which one?
phonoodle415
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