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Codybill
The Bastards!
WehWehWeh
Mate I live in London. A kidney wouldn’t even buy you a parking spot.
rubesqubes
I believe it actually cost around 10-15 thousand to donate a kidney.
type1eagle
Wait can we sell one of our kidneys like that, just go to a hospital and ask? What are rules about donating organs that we can live without?
Sircowdog1
I can afford a home. But I live in portland. Constantly outbid on home offers. :(
ObeyTheFist
I don't mind these stories so much. We may be destroying industries left & right, at least we didn't destroy the environment and society.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/06/world/asia/selling-buying-kidneys-afghanistan.html
TheDogBurt
Actually. I am not. I’m using 100% of one, and only 27% of the other. So.. fuck me good sir.
BuggritMilleniumHandandShrimp
hahaha in the depths of my unemployed depression I definitely googled the value of a kidney. I want a world where no one does that.
Thunderbox666
I'm currently using neither kidney and still can't afford a home
nemobla
Im using 3 kidneys
JSDagger
I bet you can drink *a lot* of beer.
nemobla
Thats the liver that does that
ChrisLocker
There is a way a millennial can afford a house 1-888-550-ARMY just call and ask them how.
januarylover
I'd have to sell 40 kidneys to even get a deposit here
supernaturalfanboy
and the minute we start selling them "millennials kill the kidney industry by flooding the market looking for a quick buck"
jayinhamm
Shit one kidney wouldn't even get you a good down payment on a house. But do you need both eyes, or both testicles ya greedy fucks?
iburnstuff
Look, if someone's willing to pay me for my balls, sign me the fuck up. I'm a woman so they just get in the way of HRT doing its job.
IAmCooCooCaChoo
Millenials are sitting on that phat pile of cash that McConnell handed them
Spinosaur
Oh so you're saying that boomers ruined the economy so they could trade us a living for a life?!
TheLark
Haha, they didn't "ruin" anything. It is working exactly the way they set it up. Just not for us
DanaConti5
How much is a fucking kidney worth?
Joejitsu
Your kidneys won’t make a dent in the down payment in this market.
CargoManshark
This tweet checks out, I own my home and I ain't using either kidney.
AsidRayne1245
Ya know... if someone told me I could now afford a house if I sell one of my kidneys.. I would legitimately consider it...
DrKriegersClone
Consider? Oh fuck ya, you only need one.
squirrelbandit
Yeah, I'd go for it for sure. I'm so sick of living in shitty temporary housing situations...
somnif
Saddest part is, I make enough to afford a mortgage in my area, but not enough to save up a down payment in less than a decade or two.
Mivelth
Both of my kidneys are fucked so id just wallow in my bodies lack of cooperation
FjordianSlip
Honestly the loss of health from one kidney probably can't compete with overworking to afford a house. Win win.
ketro2099
jokes on you my kidneys are toxic to others( and so is all my parts) hell there toxic to me as well
JSDagger
They prefer to keep both lungs as well. Someone did a poor job raising them.
sadurdaynight
Boil the frog slowly. Float outlandish ideas as if they should be the norm until they're the norm. Then push the norm again.
elethomel
depending on where you live a kidney might not even get you a 20% down payment
CoqRoq
Certain areas that wouldn't even be enough to cover closing costs let alone have any kind of down payment.
SadEyedLadyoftheLowlands
How much is it to sell a kidney? If it's alot, I'll listen lol
cattywumpus
From what I've read, it depends on where you sell it. Places where culture calls for burying a complete body, there's more demand.
ilikepot8os
No but 10 of them probably would!
OneNameHere
I tried selling 5 kidneys for my house. The only problem was the constant questions. "Where did you they come from?"
vonnopsled
"Where did you they come from" stumps me every time.
OneNameHere
I think I had a stroke
JAFIOI
Milennials are killing the human organ black market trade!
BlackCatCasper
Sell pieces of liver. It grows back.
pinatafarmer
China: I got your back!
majorpurpskurp
First Applebee's, now this!?!? Where does it end???
trelf
Thanks, Obama!
BackRiverGhost
I remember a headline being like "Millenials destroyed Applebees." Good. Fuck Applebees.
somnif
Hey, I'm a millennial who supports the LEGITIMATE... organ market. I've sold blood to make rent, no shame there. (And almost always my own!)
Iresemblethatremark
... almost?
somnif
....cough
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
For real though, in Afghanistan there’s a crazy spree of people selling kidneys to support their family
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/06/world/asia/selling-buying-kidneys-afghanistan.html
Smacketywack
They’re just short selling. Once the bottom drops out of the market they’ll buy em back.
trelf
LOL. So perfectly relevant to now.
Hurro
Well I'm ape strong on mine so get fucked lol.
GeneralAnubis
Diamond kidneys brother
nosleep2spooky
You may want to consult a urologist
Hurro
Ape strong.
Turboslacker
courtster
Yes!!
majorpurpskurp
In soviet russia... bear.. cabs.. I'm gonna be honest I have no idea what I'm looking at
The72ndRaven
"Uebok (VIP mix)" - Apashe. Good tune, not liked very much by Russians though.
socratesboytoy
Modern remake of war and peace