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FP EDIT: My second front page WOOT WOOT! You know what to do ;)
Aug 17, 2020 4:57 PM
phathen
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FP EDIT: My second front page WOOT WOOT! You know what to do ;)
chrismofer
isn't this the same joke as that other meme
GeraldFord
MagicBaconBits
My reply: “Oh that’s not my mom, she died years ago. Dad lost the plot and likes to dress up as her now”
trouble4you
Important : How old is the kid now?
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
"A fully grown adult man is playing video games in his room..." fixed it for ya.
starshroom108
I like how it's tagged "long"
ShapeShiftingCats
The principle of this joke is very boomer-y, but the setting is millennial...I shall allow it then...
phathen
I thank you
FrickinLasers
Imway2sexy4this
Sensible crying in my chest*
FKINGREENBEANS
more like sensibly evil chuckle
mmartin762
Yeah it's not weird the mom is dating someone the same age as her son?
inmate655321
discorage
Gamer kids these days are like "I caught the rona. Better let your mom know!"
BahamutBBob
A friend told a story once about how he trash talked this dude in Halo 2, and like a week later, he found out it was his sister's new bf.
FitzFarseer
Bang your mom first. Assert dominance.
upfr0mhere
All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, but she wouldn't give it to him
Thetiredmechanic
Like a call of duty gamer would have a name as mild as bluedragon72
bigcheezefartz
Baddragon72
DatDataDude
Bluewaffle72 maybe
WoeToHice
"Long"?
phathen
It's a shamelessly stolen post
CandiedCorn
I figured out their ages. The kid is 15, the Mom is 30, & the boyfriend is 23. The kid is rude and bosses his Mom around, which suggests 1/
CandiedCorn
she doesn't discipline him. A common failing in teenage parents, especially single ones. 16 is a typical age to get "knocked up". So when 2/
CandiedCorn
the kid was 10, Mom would be 26. Now, "I haven't heard that name since I was 10." means the kid is at least 11, and Mom is 27. Let's keep 3/
CandiedCorn
things legal & say the boyfriend is at least 18. He would have been 17 at the time of the "I'm going to bang your Mom" comment, which is 4/
CandiedCorn
the right age for that kind of shit-talking. However, not many late 20s women are going to want to bang a high school student. Also, more 5/
CandiedCorn
than 1 year has passed. Otherwise the kid would have said "...since last year" or "...in a few years". "...since I was 10" implies a good 6/
bluedragonlamp
Username is almost relevant?
NobuNagaa
CompressedInfo
Username... Mostly checks out
Gnakenheimer
Call of booty
BigBlackBallz
Call of Booty: Black Cocks
phathen
brodyestes4
Call of booty black cocks warfare
GrimyPorkchop
Modern whorefare
Doopapotamus
Modern Whorefare, [Bangd ur mom Edition]
phathen
lankyman
Fun fact: this genuinely happened once on a radio show, a guy called with a confession and spilled it all... Mad shit.
phathen
I remember reading about that
oframpage
I can't eat this steak without sauce.
Hyero
I couldn't find the file, but I did find it on youtube. https://youtu.be/xZWTD3rj254
Hyero
I have a video of a guy listening to it in his car. It's like 5 minutes long. I'll try to find a way to upload to for you.
lankyman
https://amp.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/6tmsgq/guy_sleeps_with_bullys_mom_for_revenge/ only place I could find it, enjoy :)
CurlingOneOut
Thnx
reicaden2
For later
HumanLaurganism
omg hahaha that guy had a plan and zero remorse
lankyman
It's kinda the best thing ever. The purest revenge
Thingamajiggly
This happened in The Guild. Then they got married
FitzFarseer
I’ve tried watching that show but Netflix posted each season as one long episode and it makes it so tough to watch
ZionSairin
“Greetings, from the Axis of Anarchy........... I just banged your mom.”
VinceCaso
Guy who plays Bladezz here: I honest to god ruined about 22 takes before we finished that scene. Teddy Garces is a riot
Gababu
it's happening to will smith's life. I wonder if they'll get married.
reicaden2
Wait what?
phathen
I almost forgot about that show. Wish it had continued
VinceCaso
We’re all playing D&D together on Sundays now! Check out Felicia Day’s twitch channel :)
phathen
No way, first Front page. Then find out there was a reunion episode from my favorite indie geek show. Now The Bladezz tells me this!?
Thingamajiggly
Me too! I think they did a reunion thing on YouTube a couple months ago, though
phathen
VinceCaso
We did! It was a charity D&D game which we continued into a campaign, episodes on our YouTube page and live Sundays on Felicia’s twitch :)
Thingamajiggly
Hey! I recognize that username! You're the guy who played Bladezz!
VinceCaso
That’s me! :)