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Science project completed
Burrito-fi
Cat/Bird
Sky bird
Thatguywhodidthething
#10 pretty much describes every decision Tony Stark has ever made in his life.
Sephority
I hope the second to last one is true because it would totally justify destroying half of New York
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
A baby was born and it caused a little stir no blue buzzard no three-eyed frog just a feline avine little CatBird. #18
theothercollin
#4 for reference: http://imgur.com/xMnAdZ0
InboxMeYourOods
I've been compromised
Sephority
The Devil wears Prada and death drives a minivan.
EYYYBOOBOO
The modernized versions of the horseman somewhat resemble those in Good Omens. Famine is behind modern fashion and fad diets. (1/2)
Tylendal
Pestilence retired and was replaced by Pollution, who was actually downright scary.
EYYYBOOBOO
(2/2) This is by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman together, who are both hilarious.
KittyTrousers
The "age" of Ultron wasn't much on an age. It was like 3 days. The long weekend of Ultron.
tbirdistheword
In reference to #5 : http://40.media.tumblr.com/c1aa9e0d7b2fb8a08edb72c83e184b6d/tumblr_inline_noo6hvljqI1qel4m8_1280.jpg
jadespider
#5 death drives a minivan *while texting.
rudebikedecal
Are we not going to talk about the toothpaste? Wouldn't wetting the toothbrush post-paste wash at least part of the toothpaste off?
ique
not if you do it gently enough. though sometimes, the whole bloop will go right in the sink :(
rudebikedecal
Hm. That is not a risk I want to take in my morning routine.
ique
Steep risk, I know.
AsaniDvorsky
THE PETYR BAELISH ONE OMFG I FUCKING DIEEEDDDD
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
@CherryStripes The England/America spelling one. Bahahahaha!!! :P
bigmac13
There is an X-Men fanfic called "Death Drives a Minivan", that might be relevant to your interests @AnAspiringWriter
ZombieZooZombieZoo
The 4 suburban moms of the apocalypse scares me more than the what's in the Bible
Frogapus
"Death Drive a Minivan" sounds like a snarky, short short written by Neil Gaiman.
Ticky21
Who the fuck doesn't like pineapple on their pizza?
thebloss
*raises hand sheepishly
oshea
I dont
Nevermuse555
"People who enjoy pizza that doesn't taste like a pineapple's asshole." - Aggressive Pineapple Hater
Erkhyan
Excuse me, “Agent Rodgers”, but you weren’t exactly difficult to find out. Now please tell Steve—I mean, “Agent Romanov”—that we need him.
wintermute93
The boss is already in the boss room when the player enters, and then the music starts. That's why it's called the boss room.
relicen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDzDtd1BU4s
Oban
What if it starts playing when you entered your room at home?
TheWayADrillWorks
One time I want to see a game where the final boss is away on a bathroom break when you reach his room.
derpipotato
And when he returns he's all 'What? Not my fault it took you so long to get here."
ngthagg
I had a roommate whose rule for pizza was "no fruit no fungus".
jonhnefill
Fungus? Oddly specific. Kind of makes you wonder if he drunkenly made a pizza once, saw a fungus and went like: "hmmmm... I wonder... "
wandergeist
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroom
wandergeist
Well, that's kind of a problem for a lot of pizzas if you accept that the tomato is a fruit.
jrau18
And cheese is mold! Which is a fungus!
jrau18
Waaaaaiiiiit... It's TOMATO sauce (hah, check it, pedants, that shit was useful for once).
Equinox13
Maybe he likes it with Alfredo sauce or pesto or garlic butter?
TimothyTRiG
I like both, but not together. That would be odd.
thatcutepsycho
Give us the child. Wipe away the debt.
Akathikor
Thank you, although it should of course be: "Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt"
thatcutepsycho
True, but the full picture from tumblr has what I wrote in it. I was quoting the picture itself, not the game
Akathikor
I understood that, I just couldn't fit it in with this character limit.
thatcutepsycho
Alright, as long as you understand what I was actually referencing.
N0taNark
This comment string is fun...BOOKER CATCH!
illknowsoonenough
I was looking for you.
purplegorillacolonel
That last one is all about the sky-painted pteri
thesashwringingthetrashthingingmashflinging
neopets pls
Lederpin
The white part on his head forms a perfect number 5.
eddiebarzoon
I the fuck do
bustrpoindextr
Seriously, who doesn't wet their toothbrush first?
Regaleagle7
I put the toothpaste on first and then turn the brush head under the water to get both at once.
floraloral
Yeah...brushing your teeth with dry bristles is really awful
Somanyquestions
I just noticed, why are pretty much all anti-vax we hear about women? Are there also some men?
TerryYaki
It's cuz they're usually moms, and no-one cares what a dad has to say. I kid, but seriously that's an issue.
StacyFacey
Jim Carrey
UnprotectedSex
In college. Toke AP euro my sophomore year of high school. Reading DBQ gave me flashbacks
SirBedivereTheWise
ANSWER THE PROMPT
beckadoomsday
#12 Came here to say that I don't even remember anymore what DBQ stands for (don't tell me) but I felt my heart start to shrivel up.
herrocaro
Omg that's a neopets brush.
joeyfield
Didn't expect to see Neopets here. Now hand me the flaming paintbrush.
herrocaro
I remember spending so many neopoints on the baby brush so I could have a baby aisha. So worth it.
RoundThreeFIGHT
CannibalHitler
Utters- that mistake is utterly terrifying
RoundThreeFIGHT
Aw damn. Is it spelled udders?
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Those are its wings, you walnut. Each wing has two pointy things.
Flinch1535
I lost it at walnut. I think I need sleep.
RoundThreeFIGHT
Lol "Two pointy things". Yes, that clears things right up, I was mistaken...
DeannaZone
I was expecting dickbutt
AHATEREVADER
England: lmaou
AR2713
America: fnny
BushelOfLabeouf
Laughing my ass off urgently?
richlion3
uncontrollably
AHATEREVADER
Violently.
musicalGROOT
http://cdn.meme.am/images/300x/7736794.jpg This is what I pictured
MundaneFacts
And sometimes Y
AHATEREVADER
Ayyyyyy
PlaidWearingCanadian
Lmoau
FranklinDelanoLoafing
Oiii
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
A