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I knew as soon as I saw that wink that this wasn't the second time this has happened.
Aug 31, 2023 2:14 PM
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I knew as soon as I saw that wink that this wasn't the second time this has happened.
Alacritous
Next time we see him.
ArcadiaBerger
Remember the Monty Python sketch in which the manager of a boxer has been beaten so badly that his head keeps coming off in fights is asked at a press conference if it isn't "time for the Kid to be buried?" and the manager says the Kid is still full of fight, raising the boxer's limp arm in a mockery of a triumphal fist-raise? Mitch McConn- has reached this stage of his career. He is everything the GOPers lie that President Biden or Senator Fetterman supposedly are.
Crokkodrill8
He is just downloading an untimely update.
32FGWolfhound
TheEvenPrez
It was Agatha all along!
LAMovieDesign
Just die already. I don’t feel bad saying that either because he’s an evil piece of shit hypocrite who has harmed our country. Even just thinking about how he wouldn’t allow Obama to nominate a SC judge because it was an election year, 11 months out, but had no problem doing it ONE MONTH before for a republican makes my blood boil. FUCK OFF AND DIE MITCH.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I mean the dude literally chose to spend the last years of his life trying to spite people that he hated who never did anything to him. He can go right to hell for all anyone cares and damn the superficial attempts of "morality" anyone would try to virtue signal all over me for saying that.
MrKomisiripala
He glitched & she stroked.
igottago
In public?!?
Rhianmnop
I really hated how she scolded the press like they weren’t loud enough for McConnell to hear. Yea, that was the problem.
UseTheSource
I do agree they're acting like nothing's wrong with him bar his hearing, but to be fair McConnell himself said he couldn't hear the question just before freezing up.
Rhianmnop
True.
KamikazeGerbil101
acejlp
His doctor says there's nothing wrong with him. WINK!
thinkstopthink
takethatyourogue
I'm always amazed at the preservative power of hatred
PeeterGrant
I get it. Blobfish actually have a lifespan of 130 years so they think he's still got years to go.
PrinceOfWhales
I thought that turtles only brumate in the winter (Brumation is a winter cool-down which allows the turtle to survive when food is scarce, and temperatures are lower)
Lampmonster
I learned this from John Kreese. That and there is no mercy in this dojo.
defensivebackhair
Here's what I don't get. He made sure that no democrats would take his place. He put a lot of plans forward in case he had to retire. So... why not retire? What more can he do at this point? Die on tv? You know what? Do it. Cause if that happens or if something otherwise serious happens in public eye, maybe will ignite a call for age limits
rulek
He went to his happy place
taez555
The projection and lies never stop with the GOP.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
What happened? Anyone got the original link/gif?
ButtBot9900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUIHJt1fgg
CheeseborgarSoop
He stroked out again on tv. Happened a few weeks ago, too.
lAmGnomeAnn
Did they try turning it off and turning it back on again?
Casteelgrey
Eh, the model is outdated. Just leave it off.
ButtBot9900
If you turn it off it might not turn back on.
paintingagency
Jackpot.
lAmGnomeAnn
That sounds ideal!
jankeydadondc
mondeca
I'm willing to take that risk.
Sooner70
I'm confused. You're saying that its a bad thing.
ButtBot9900
Not at all. Just mentioning the possibility.
DemonicFruitfly
I thought it was his handler's signal to end the event because he spaced out again.
AnotherSnarkyComment
Ummm. You need a space between your text and the link...
CheeseborgarSoop
There's a difference between spacing out and having a fucking mini stroke. lol
Sticklebrickk
Did everybody become allergic to the spacebar this year?
bortlp
*fixed link for up-to-date users* I thought it was his handler's signal to end the event because he spaced out again.
kcoope89
CrownofRuin
This character is cool, where are they from?
CheeseborgarSoop
That's Rivet, from the new Ratchet and Clank game.
Rovylern
The latest Ratchet and Clank game.
OldJedi
Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart (I think?) there have been a bunch, but it’s def R&C.
cuddleskunk
Oh god...this character is inspiring all of my furriness to come out at once. I haven't felt a force this powerful since...the Gadget.
MachinatioVitae
cuddleskunk
MrRareza
Skooz
blaghart
Ruik
blaghart
Ruik
SanshinDojo
This is elder abuse, and I’d be outraged if he wasn’t such an evil, repugnant bucket of foreskins.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Is it abuse if she uses a stick to press the reset button? Even if she doesn't know where the reset button is and the voice in her ear tells her to poke faster?
TinaTheWonderBra
They’re just going to Weekend at Bernies him as long as they can get away with it because they all benefit from it. I hate the man but this is embarrassing as a nation. We need to start putting limits on folks in office like this. Same for Feinstein I shouldn’t have to say.
detectivekagami
That’s pretty well put. I recall an Onion article along the lines of Skeleton Gripping Desk Plans For 50th Senator Campaign.
ExTechOp
Retrospectively, a Senate aide stated that "for his last ten years, [Strom] Thurmond didn't know if he was on foot or on horseback", while a 2020 New Yorker article stated that he was "widely known" by the end of his career to be "non-compos mentis". — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond (1902–2003)
Rubblebubble
Like completely aside from their capacity to do the work. There are tons of other reasons too. They dont have a vested interest in what happens far into the future since they'll be dead, they don't understand modern culture or technology.
AoShin
Same with Feinstein. Mandatory age limits should be introduced.
OnFridaysWeWearBeskar
I don't think age limits would be legal, but certainly require some degree of cognitive testing to ensure they're capable of serving.
AoShin
There's already age limits to be president. You need to legally be 35 or older. If that is legal, then a cap would be legal.
OnFridaysWeWearBeskar
That's a minimum, not a limit, and it's codified in the US Constitution. There are age minimums for a lot of things in law, but but I'm unaware of anything in law that has an age limit.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Well, he's bringing on to himself
JustitiaetFortitudo
It is not elder abuse. He is the one in charge.
cepacolusmaximus
Sebastopol140
Yep they should have ended it and gave him some rest. It was cruel.
tarnok
Fuck. Mitch. McConnell
hogeyegrex
The man can resign at any time.
Sebastopol140
*given
YOURFRIEND2010
As a kentuckian, I am fine with this
BDBottom
After he put far-right derangoid freaks in the courts, who decided that twelve year olds should bear their rapists' children, he deserves only cruelty. I could watch Addison (his real name, the phony) McConnell BSOD all day. Drool harder Mitch, drool harder!
JoeMangoJello
There's no reason to insult foreskins like that
gingerirl
Tardis1217
Exactly! They serve an important biological function and they're needlessly hacked off by our oddly puritanical society.
MrWobblyHead
Circumcision of children for none medical reasons needs to be classified as what it is; genitals mutilation. If penis possessing adult elects to have it done then that's their choice. Their body should not be altered in the name of a religion they may not adhere to in the future. Or simply because it's the social norm.
SlutAtNight
I know a lot of guys whose parents didn’t hack them off, and I definitely didn’t do that to my son
JoeMangoJello
I tried to convince my sister not to hack my little nephew, but she got all upset and “christiany” about it.
SlutAtNight
It’s a Jewish tradition…I feels your pain. In fact my ex husband is a Dutch Jew, and still didn’t hack anything off of our son ?not that I’d let him)
Tardis1217
Thank you. It's one of the best decisions my mom ever made. I mean, she made it mainly because of the fear of a bleeding disorder in my family buuuuut lol
SlutAtNight
Well it served one good purpose then!
Beesareonthewhatnow
Hemophiliacs with dick skins for the win!