Look at this perfect river foam

Oct 17, 2024 9:05 AM

BaconNjuice

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It looks like the top of a root beer float!

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Is it gonna turn into a Goddess?

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I will call you Eddie

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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Unzips

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Neat

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Fish cum?

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Behold stranger. The foam of wisdom.

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Someone left the cake out in the rain

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The forbidden root beer float.

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That meringue is ripe! It's ready to be harvested and sold at the local farmers & foragers market!

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Forbidden angel food cake

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Iirc, stable foam like this is usually caused by proteins that leaked into the water from decaying plant matter, particularly from trees.

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Yup; long chain proteins.

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so thats why my pee is like that

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Nature is adapting! If people think it’s already polluted, they won’t be as motivated to pollute it!

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the cake is not a lie

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Forget about the foam. Look at that RAIN.

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I don't trust it. Gotta be a kelpie or something.

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Very undrinkable water

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That river foam is some old bullshit

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This stuff never tastes as good as it looks

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Ah. The seal of approval.

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Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars

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It will give you river ranch flavored diarrhea.

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Flavored, magikarp? Flavor????

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PFAS

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only one way to be sure

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Is that substantially different from regular flavor?

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What does regular flavored diarrhea taste like?

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Salt & vinegar. For some people, nacho cheese.

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Only one way to find out

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Shit

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The forbidden root beer float.

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Holy crap someone beat me to this, how random.

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oh come on, what's the *worst* that could happen.... /s

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No difference than drinking coffee in the morning.

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Gastrointestinal trauma that will make you welcome death.

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