HastyPuddingPops
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Dec 22, 2025 10:26 PM
HastyPuddingPops
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mickjl
Total fn cowards
Emjayen
Nothing more more fragile and pathetic in this world than straight-white-conservative-males.
ButtscratchMcPherson
maga makes me sorry that I'm white
OperatorWay
Skawomplious
I've never felt the need to apologize for being white. I wonder JD is up to that he feels guilty about his skin color.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I've never felt the need, I've never been asked to, and I've never felt like anyone was asking me to. It's all made up. That, or they actually feel guilty for being racist and are angry that they're made to feel guilty for it.
HighSorcerer
I've been white for most of my life and I've never once felt like I've had to apologize for it. The people who do are whiny snowflakes.
FlyingTigerRose
How my heart bleeds for those poor - uh, I mean obscenely rich - white men!
clonedeeznuts
I've never seen a group with a bigger victim complex
DoctorSniffles
" we used to have all the money and power, and we still do but it's not as fun now. " 🎶 -Burnham
BillDoubleu
I will forever aplogize for my whiteness. By the color of my skin and my gene pool, I know I am bad, real bad.
Pikkupanda
My husband’s BFF has a significant case of white male victimhood. Thanks for the reminder of why we don’t speak now.
Seethreepeeoh
We’re going to reduce brown people in government by 600%
Maverickaura
wait that means they're removing more brown people than exist in goverme. . . ooooooohh
Seethreepeeoh
And you all laughed and said he couldn't do maths
HastyPuddingPops
Damn sick reference
Seethreepeeoh
Glad you appreciated it
duktayp
I'm guessing y'all scoring "Oreos" as 6% + 6% white = 94%
fubizdaddie
I'm guessing your brain is a place where that statement makes logical sense.
Fendeezy
Did you gloss over the part where it says "historically"?
CorrectMostOfTheTime
What
casualgenderquestion2718
I’m assuming some kind of transient ischemic attack, because I was taught to always read charitably
Wolfshead009
Racist POS thinks they are "owning the Libs" by posting racist garbage.
JD67
When you’re accustomed to preferential treatment, equality feels like oppression
Cthulhuonabike
Not if you aren't a twat
JonnyHeat
*the tiniest hint of equality.
JD67
Corin
Oatmeal, you say?
orp0piru
"You've confused a war on your religion with
not always getting everything you want."
-- Jon Stewart
absolutelymad
Damn I hope he runs..
Him and Trevor Noah as his VP
akafluffy
A war on religion is not starting celebrating Christmas on November 12th disregarding the dozens of holidays between then and Dec 25th. The war on Christmas will not stop until Christmas ceases its illegal occupation of November. They got 12 days, how is that not enough? They're already resorting to giving far too many birds just to drag it out.
thedudeman519
1 bird per day would have been fine. What the fuck is anyone going to do like 70 birds
akafluffy
7 swans or 6 geese is too many birds by far, and there's MORE of them?!?
thedudeman519
Honestly now that you mention it, you might be able to start a small nation iwth an those birds
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Did they need to apologize before?
thedudeman519
No. It's just a tired dog whistle.
"It's OK to be white" is another one.
HastyPuddingPops
lmao great question
WarlockSniper
I mean, I'd hope that one would apologize to me if they wronged me somehow.
But apologizing for being a straight white cisgender male?
No. Nobody ever has to apologize for being who they are. Just how they treat others.
Myoron
They're equating being supremacist assholes with "being white" because that's what they believe.
WarlockSniper
Naturally, they want to put themselves in the victims role, as that is what they love to do.
thedudeman519
Yep. That's then lashing out like the raging entitled maniacs they are is viewed as "self-defense"