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Sep 13, 2021 8:29 AM
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Zap117
Can you kickbox while pregnant in Texas?
Worldsmadeofink
Satan:
Ihatemostofyouequally
Athenawins
ratboy181
"Did you win?" "How do you think I got here?"
TheMershedPerderder
Well, fetuses have more of a right than the women carrying them soo
Subtilico
The whole notion of fair fight is useless, unless you limit it to people of equal skill in the same area. (Yeah I know this is a joke.)
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I thought it was a fight you had at a fair or carnival. Good old fashioned punch up.
FartsSmellBad
Look somebody had to fight the woman. The baby had too much defense.
theangryjanitor
What an oddly appointed hamster ball
pooFIinger
And yet that dude died : so the extra help was indeed needed
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MissNY
No.
ellert0
Logically, seeing how the baby keeps kicking the mother, you'd assume he joined on her side to make it 2vs2. Fighting the baby though...
HelgenBorderPatrol
Look man, if the homies are getting accosted by hostile pregnant mom, I'm not about to diss them just because a fellow warrior has a bump.
DelicateLikeABomb
https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-woman-fatally-shot-harlem-breaking-up-fight-20210912-ordczfue2vcthblimjpyrv5r5i-story.html
highhiedyin
I’m pretty sure Satan’s face is because of the grammar.
TimeFoDat
“Ah I see, you have no idea how to use indefinite articles. You’re lucky they didn’t send you straight to SUPER Hell.”
OliverClothesoff70
Every pregnant woman in every swimming pool is a human submarine.
ComoSeIguana
DelicateLikeABomb
Is thissupposed to be making fun of the pregnant woman who was just shot in the head trying to break up a fight between two men?
pinatafarmer
"We lost."
murderhobbit
And yet he died. That fight was too much
StupidSexyCentaur
capnadorable
Baby piloted mom mech
StupidSexyCentaur
theangryjanitor
I wonder if you have to dump the septic like an rv? I bet mechs just have a hole in the floor like, what? I'm a walking ordinance dispenser
XVUltima
NERF THIS!
Juantaconeverenuff
Krang comes to mind
BlacknCrimsonRose
No body controls Tiger Bot Hesh.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
HESH WANT SEX!
rookie23
Or it was twins and
mormacil
Well your brain is already piloting a bone mecha with meat armor
LeJoop
Well, technically the meat is part of the machinery. Skin and fat is the closest you get to armor apart from the scull
Infinitum
...Evangelion?
Alitain
Now I want to see a pregnant woman cosplaying as any Eva unit, that'd be funny shit.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Overwatch's D.Va. i'd start to worry when baby jettisons her mom mech towards the enemy...
Varindran
Get in the Giant Robot Mom Shinji
gtmiller
No
getintheduckingrobotshinji
It’s my time to shine!!!!