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Noooo. Why aren’t the vids playing?
We had a team AW and I was put in charge of the music. A bit later a coworker - blond, pale, eyes like a husky - comes bouncing up to ask what awesome list I was playing and I had to tell her it was ’music that excite white people’. She loved it.
Another vid that’s messed up. So sorry.
This one too. Ugh why??
GNU STP
That’s not how it works but also - why would any dowry go to the us?
DrRad
#21 At least 4 but I’d prefer 7.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
#23 what’s the other half?
Ghnhx
#13 Now playing
torisenblack
#13 what the actual fuck is happening here? And how many cans of chew do you need?
BrockEffingSamson
I found a comment that it is a headphone set in his back pockets.
Rathan5
#19 While I do absolutely agree with the sentiment, the pedant in me feels compelled to mention that there is a very definite intent and purpose behind both birds singing and bees making hives, and neither is done just out of an excess of whimsy. I’m fun at parties
indigenous101
Agreeing with the sentiment made me post it but completely agree.
Clayman8
#12 ive had this kind of revulsion ONCE over a book, and it was this piece of paper garbage:
ToSisPoS
Here ya go
ToSisPoS
writerdahling
This was a wonderful dump. Thanks @indigenous101
indigenous101
Thank you friend! Much appreciated
EggFooYung
#44 And if you're using laser weapons in a *realistic* future setting, please learn something about how lasers work.
missannelk
#12 OK so let's speculate on what book it was. She read the whole thing, so it couldn't have been THAT bad, right? Awful twist at the end? It was all a dream??
marthafarquar
#3 The nurse with the lipstick is Cassandra Peterson, I recognised her....eyes
investigacion360
#46 The daughter of a king and the son of a prostitute (from both parents), like the lady and the tramp
choppedliveraldente
As a white person i will tell anyone white Americans are the most bonkers bat shit awol apes you will ever meet. Mostly. And half of them love to hear it. The ones who get offended you avoid.
TheVirg
#3 I upvoted this dump just for this post. Nowhere near enough people have seen Jekyll and Hyde Together Again. Then you threw in some Sir Terry. Outstanding!
Doismellbacon
#44 "nichest"
clutch26
#23 this is my type
MikuJess
#9 "You have to do this thing." "WTF, why are you doing this thing how I told you to‽ You should have inferred what I actually meant from context clues!" Fucking allistics...
TheGgreen100
#44 I don't like Anime/Manga for exactly this reason. Literally every value in anime has to be objectively quantified. It's awful. A character can't be "really strong" they have to be "specifically 9,000 power units strong" or whatever and it's the lamest fucking thing. It completely guts any sense of wonder and imagination out of the genre. Japan needs to enact a law that allows people other than hyper-autists to make anime.
AFelineMassofEyes
Ffs, fans calculated the size & physical properties of the planet where Slayers takes place, based on the CG globe in the 3rd season intro. You don't even have to say numbers
TheGgreen100
Those people make me roll my eyes specifically exactly 44 degrees upwards and 18 degrees to the right.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
There is a song by Ice Cube, “Today Was a Good Day,” and some folks believe they actually figured out which day he was rapping about based solely off of the non-specific lyrics.
alienstomper
#21 Oog say you all wrong. Hyena scavenge. Cave bear no eat meat. They not fight at all.
indigenous101
Hyena opportunistic, often hunt own pray. Cave bear omnivores. Oog stay safe.
CodyBurkett
#21 yeah, I see it
fartharder
#8 I happened to notice that the nascar race at Pocono Raceway (a triangular track) was live on prime yesterday. My son walked through as they were doing a promotional montage for nascar and the raceway when my son happened to walk through and comment "that's the most white people thing I have ever seen"
CodyBurkett
#33 this is so my niche.
pasthelod
explain please, please! attention span. wikipedia long. thank you!
CodyBurkett
First Nicea decided God and Jesus are one and the same, not separate identities.
JayDeeDubs
#32 I'm pretty sure everyone here but Obi-Wan is good with a little murder, now and then as a treat, while Obi-Wan draws the line at justifiable manslaughter
CodyBurkett
#12 oh I know this energy. I once hurled a history book for a class angrily against a wall (scaring the shit out of my roommate) *and then stormed across campus in a snowstorm* to the professor's office to rant about it.
She thought it was hilarious, smirked after I finished ranting and said "I agree with your conclusions on his work. I think you will be a good historian, but try not to scar your roommates next time."
indigenous101
Only book I’ve angrily yeeted at a wall was a Jane Austen one. I did write a paper while out of my mind due to fever, and handed it in remember nothing. My prof gave me a high grade because of the points I made ’while desperately ignoring all the cursing’. I think I had ’these fucking idiots’ in the title and it only got worse worse from there.
WellAckchually
I got an A+ for ritualistically burning my copy of Albert Camus' The Stranger. My teacher said it was for my detailed and sourced description of why I hated it but I know the truth in my heart
QuartzPoker
#33 Jesus has three fursonas: The Lion, the Sheep, and the Dove. And all of them are twinks.
HeHeHebieJeebies
#7 soooo.. this isn't everyones default setting huh?
astrangehop
You don't get thirsty for water? Sugar is gross
ostensiblystupid
By the time my body gets thirsty for water I am already well on my way to becoming a modern mummy at a Darwin Award exhibit. Gotta drink water by the numbers.
letmenumberthatforyou
And get ready by the checklist 😅
BrockEffingSamson
And do the cooking by the book.
indigenous101
So weird but, apparently not??
OmnibusLatinName
My brain is constantly searching for the next The Good Thing™. I don't enjoy slow walks, I want to see the next wonder over the rise. I want the next smoke, drink, or meal to be the one that gives me the happy. Next song, next show, next movies, next book... If life left evidence of it's passage, mine would look like a landfill full of marvels and trash.
Andersen81
#46 Princess Isabella is doing 11 months of military basic traning, something the trumps has avoided for several generations.
jayman0123
she's doing basic training and they avoid manual labor let alone anything difficult
bacononbacon
He’s the president not a fucking king. His power is moot after he’s executed in 4 years
ID1746
Does mean he has power, unlike most kings/queens in Europe.
bacononbacon
Yeah but he can just as easily give Idaho away as much as they can give us Greenland
ID1746
Don't worry about that, Trump will never give anything away, taking stuff on the other hand....
beemarr
#43 GNU Sir PTerry
indigenous101
GNU STP 💔
solrev
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett!
kahooki
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett!
MadamPuddifoot
What's the gnu stand for?
solrev
After Sir Terrys death. A project was created to pass his name infinitely across the internet much like the Clacks. Bc a spoken name never dies. People can add it to their sites and add to the infinite web http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/