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May 28, 2022 11:33 PM
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xc2215x
Quite the turn of events here.
Geo80
Not a good ad for her book.
correr96
Rapper named Selz Drugs, gets arrested for selling drugs. Whoda thunk?
Odballl
Always write about what you know.
Iwilltryandmakeajokeofit
Well I mean she did tell us so...
Nightcaste
Which step was she wrong about?
DbonRP
Guess I won't be following her instructions ?
userfriendly19777
She was very thorough with her research.
tiptoeingthru
No, she wasn't. Didn't research the other half of her plan. It's a two-step plan: 1) kill husband, 2) don't get caught.
Cavalrysword
The plot of Basic Instinct.
ArcadiaBerger
I'm reminded even more of Gone Girl.
narniasreal
HulksBigGreenDick
woozle
JeffTeck
What is this from?
itsahorse
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
JeffTeck
IvanWestenbrug
So, murder she wrote?
matthiz342
Underappreciated line right there
CaptainxHindsight
Not a very good book if she got caught.
pauseplay
HonestCommentFarmer
Well, clearly her thesis is flawed.
TheRaccon5738
*surprised Pikachu face*
Theg00dshepard
Burnteye
Yes, but he waited until after he was declared innocent by a jury of his peers, which is non-reversible.
TheRaccon5738
Yeah. The book was called, "If I did it. Confessions of the killer". Can't make that shit up
fennecbutt
Ya but for some reason people think it's funny to joke about this woman murdering her husband but not oj murdering wife. Hmm.
chaos021
People did for a time. That time has passed.
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Have you seen anything from Norm McDonald?
Theg00dshepard
Formula for comedy: tragedy + time, it helps to laugh at unfathomable pain, a weird quark of the human condition
usnerd55
Reading is Fundamental. She wrote a romance book. She wrote a blog about killing her husband.
DraconianMarshmallowPoink
The always reminds me of MAD's parody of Murder, She Wrote, which revealed Jessica committed all the murders so she could write about them.
Clockworkdancerobot
*O.J. Simpson has departed the chat*
Loktera
Write what you know, I guess.
MightyIink
That's strange, I don't see the onion logo anywhere...
Mister57
Research.
FragileDonkey
You'd think the husband would've suspected something right? "You're writing what, dear? Oh that sounds nice." DED
ArcadiaBerger
His wife was a mystery writer. Agatha Christie "murdered" far more people than this woman ever did, but never killed anybody IRL.
ReginaKasteen
That we know of.
mrboston62
I clicked to make sure this was the reply, not disappointed
Exdeath5000
Book title didn't mention getting away with it
eclectico
DrowningLessons
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
They say write about what you know. She didn't know how to get away with it. If she did,her book would recommend not writing a book about it
MG91
don't judge an author by her book title
acme64
thats the sequel
wababooba
I wrote a book called: “How to Murder a Man and Get the Wife, Who Had Previously Written a Book About Murdering Him, Convicted for It”
chaos021
Step 1: Do not write a book about it.
IronGravyBoat
Technically she wrote an essay about it lol
DarthFutuza
Step 2: Change your mind, and write the book anyway, but title it "How to get super powers"
shyasen
OJ disagrees.
somnif
I mean, he did lose the Civil trial?
RoninOni
Don’t write a book until acquitted
Darkspire
Double jeopardy. Just have to do it after the trial.
smashpro1
Hey, he wrote that years after the trial.
shyasen
I guess that means he is a better murderer and author.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Honestly I think it was his son and he was covering for him
HelloThere1812
His main tip in the book is to wear gloves a size or two too small while committing the murder.