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maelgwyn
#33 Please stop referring to eyes as "orbs" I'm fucking begging y'all.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
#18 to see if it tastes like almonds. Duh
pickleparty91
Someone out there didn’t like sexy saxophone solos... weird
Clarysage
If the earth isn't a planet what the bloody hell is it??
dmjalund
Flat - the flat earth society
feryooday
+1 literally for the green bean review. I cried laughing
Lynair
Nice.
yifin
#24 here's kroger hiring the best again.
amp99
#7 They have even better t-shirts in Japan.
WisconsinHome
The almond flavor- At archaeological dig’s they lick things to determine if they are bone or not
WisconsinHome
Yes it’s weird yes it was an archaeologist that told me that
AnzbarBeast
#8 what movie?
grimCoordinator
The bee novie
noodiesprawn
I would invest in #45 so hard.
ministryofpeace
This doesn't seem terribly difficukt
dailylamer
i wanna operate the boob scanner
YangKoete
Just let me get the perfect size and fit - I don't care about cost anymore.
ClearlyAngel
redsmerf
Pretty sure the perfect bra would include both heating and cooling options.
SlappedStupid
The perfect bra just needs to be comfy & supportive. Heating & cooling can be left to larger items of clothing.
Winter23
I've had to work in a machine shop with no real ac or heating. I need central air for my itty bitties.
Brightamethyst
#24 I once ordered 1lb of carrots. They sent me a 1lb carrot (pear for scale.)
scrapz
Paige...
GinOClock
Yes
ohbotherwhatdoiput
#9 Edmund B. Wilson. Also, people were a lot less foul mouthed than Deadwood would lead you to believe.
Xaror
#27 I Like the idea, but with geenues I'd be to afraid that he goes Grimm 3 to 0. Maybe wish, that instead of subtracting something he 1/2
Xaror
Instead adds the same amount.
imbeethoven
#26 Alternatively, "You have 0 wishes remaining"
Naturallywecalledourstuffgatoraid
#29 wouldn't the English be two hundred thirty-eight thousand, six hundred ninety-seven? Also quite long
Lulabel73
#3 I made that one and I got into a big fight about it too.
dubi544
#8 wait is that the real line? Totally understand his face now
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I served my country so that people could choose to kneel for the national anthem.
IGotTheMusicInMe425
#42 Either man up and fuck Santa, or stop wasting our time, Bublé!
AnathemaNoreh
#8 is someone still posting this movie one gif at a time?
BigFatFailureTurtle
#11 Driving is like Mario Kart, but: The track is barely wider than the car, even a minor bump costs a fortune and the control scheme is
BigFatFailureTurtle
awfully designed to require simultaneous use of all four limbs instead of an ergonomic controller.
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grimCoordinator
Fam are you okay
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grimCoordinator
Bro… I hope you've gotten therapy for that and that you're living a good life
aChungusAmongUs
Yea I’m ok.
Snickt
#26 Languages are hard I admit, but don't be thinking most people are taking 5 years of ANY language in school.
wombatmcgee
I took French for like 20 years.
EniChaos
are you French?
wombatmcgee
Lol, no. I'm American.
Snickt
That's super.
jupitermonkey
#37 i'm a literary idiot, i don't get this
NickRivieraMD
it's not funny unless (i guess) you're a teen drama kid who just came across Oedipus for the first time.
redsmerf
Oedipus (unknowingly) married his mother
redsmerf
At least, I think it was unknowingly. Learning that shit was a long time ago
chrisjfinlay
He was foretold that he would kill his father and marry his mother; to prevent this, he left home - not knowing he’d been adopted...
chrisjfinlay
... along the way he killed another man, and married his widow. They turned out to be his natural parents.
Bhargo
also he wasnt with his birth parents because the same oracle told his dad the son would kill him, dad told mom to kill the baby, mom gives-