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Relay?! Now conservatives wanna buy a 'gay' Tesla all of a sudden, like they ever will or like they will ever drive one.
Mar 20, 2025 1:24 PM
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Relay?! Now conservatives wanna buy a 'gay' Tesla all of a sudden, like they ever will or like they will ever drive one.
makeamericasmartagain9000
But Trump needed musk and his money 2 years later for his campaign. So I wonder who sucked whom?
bexxMaker
charondaboatman
Oh, how the tables have tabled.
Serqet1
IdiocracyNow
adoptagreyhound
Won't be long until these two have the biggest blowout and pissing contest online that anyone has ever seen.
charmedchaosdragon
I didn’t vote for the Muskrat.
MrStealUrMeme
Hold up! So in Dumps words, he is basically calling them failed projects, and then said he's giving Muks more money?
NopeForever
Not his own money, he never does that. He's giving him money from the federal government.
wannasee
madvin
25.2k Likes... ^^°
wambu
Who's sucking whose dick now?
PhallicsJones
Link the sauce for the love of satan!
questoobligato
These two assholes are the ultimate gruesome twosome.
SteveMND
Neither of these assholes have any idea how long their tie should be.
WarlockSniper
Ideally, the tie should be around the neck, with a specific knot that is best tied by someone else. The knot should be put at the base of the neck, ideally behind one of the ears. The rope should be roughly 3 feet in length, shorter when we talk about that lardbag Don.
Wait, that is a NOOSE. I am sorry, that is the only thing I really want to see around their necks.
Same picture, really.
Skuggen
Really, I think people should just keep reminding both of them about what the other has said about them in the past. Really drive the wedge in.
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SirBobby98121
Length is secondary - problem is they're too loose. Tighten them WAY up. :-)
theshinobi23
Do you think they dress themselves like peasants?
Kyzyl
It averages out, apparently
GenshiV
If you have to ask... ;)
keelindsey
They both need the length that can be thrown over a tree limb to hoist them up.
Fantelroy
Is the tip of the tie supposed to meet the belt line?
InfocalypseRising
None of these right wing goobers understand how clothes work. Their thought process begins and ends at "wearing a suit signifies wealth"
madmax17
Or a commie green odorless jacket :)
Hawkgirl203
Or, what you wear in a casket.
cytherians
About as long as their ego or short as their integrity.
tsiyeria
Elon could have been alright if he had remembered that when a gentleman stands he's meant to button his jacket.
pullingsixty
In a single breasted jacket where it is customary to do only the top button, he'd still have a nice white triangle at his waist. Probably wearing sweat socks too.
veesee
He doesn't know that on account of him not being a gentleman.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
More of a malignant ooze they pour into clothing.
th3guy
No. No they do not.
UprootedGrunt
As far as I'm concerned, the proper tie length is 0 -- just get rid of them. They're useless and are status symbols that we don't need anymore.
whosbestmom
is this real? I swear, I just can't tell satire anymore . . . or AI for that matter
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
It's a real tweet, but it's old (from his prior term in office)
emertonom
Date on it says 2022, after the end of his first term but before the start of his second term.
madmax17
Yes, old one.
19marcurious57
Proof 'No.47' is a turncoat in its purest, nastiest form, as all his paladins are. Musk is as disposable as anyone of them, the instant 'No.47' becomes satisfied or fed-up with 'em he'll dump 'em.
DarthVella
And vice versa. Guarantee you that Hielon wants to replace the orange stain asap.
DarthVella
Gah, Heilon.
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