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Jan 31, 2018 11:47 AM
Saintyoungman
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Zyrin
*sighs and gets ocarina* God dam it skull kid why do you have to go crazy again.
TheTaintHair
houseofwallace
Mitterand Hollow?
Skullcleaver
Bloodborne proportions!
RonaldBWeasley
kahlzun
Source: yeti dynamics on YouTube.
HarloLikesDaddys
BetterBadIdea
see the movie, Melancholia
assymcgee7
Scary as fucking fuck.
BaltimorePolice
Wow. I wonder if we would feel it
Ikeepseeing1111butidontknowwhatitmeans
Phischstaebchen
and where is the Interstellar-like Tsunami?
Zahnradfee
In the ocean.
Phischstaebchen
it should follow the moon, though
Zahnradfee
Yes, but when there's land, it will eventually stop. The coasts are fucked of course but the inside of the large continents might be spared.
Phischstaebchen
pretty much, yeah. Btw. your username is... interesting
Techpriest93
Holy shit is that @OP's Mom!?!
TheTankistDuckson
I can't see it. Could you add a red circle?
Aerolfoz
tekkblade
That would require significant velocity to maintain its distance.
theschizneck
knubbz
Never a more perfect reaction gif
Zynnyzoo
I had to scroll down to the bottom to find a Majora's Mask gif, I'm glad I found it, but disappointed it's so far down.
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
This is ocarina of time i think?
thatpersonontheinternet
No, it's in the beginning of MM when the mask salesman realizes Link didn't yet get his mask back.
jenniferlawrenceisabear
FaithAlone
Now show me the gif of if ISS was as close to Earth as the Moon.
aalcoholism
FlightRisk3154
BronzeLeaguePro
And then the moon suddenly made this face: /a/BNnjc
Aquyssariss
I read this as ISIS at first. I was fucking confused.
Sauroctonus
I know. Someone always does.
sneakyloki
Reaper116
source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBDZtt0vWD8
OblivionOrBust
Reminds me of the sky in Subnautica /a/uBjzk
THR333
the first eclipse i experienced bout made me crap my pants. loved that game.
OblivionOrBust
To be fair, Subnautica is definitely a game where you need to keep your head on a swivel and unmuted.
bringbakfirefly
That would be cool but we would all be dead.
wowthatwasquick
Imagine the surfing!
EarthAnimalArmy
why? you wouldn't be alive to surf, at the close proximity, the moon would have ripped the Earths atmosphere away
nalos
DeinnsBeans
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
If an alien race wanted to destroy humans, they wouldn't have to touch earth, just destroy the moon. You're welcome, aliens!
HereInPlainSight
billy wtf stop
bloodlustunicorn
Something about that is terrifying.
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
Exactly
ShotgunMage
How about seeing a massive object that suddenly blots out the sun?
maliciousGman
https://i.stack.imgur.com/GSbZp.jpg
hoefty
Probably because at that range the tides would flood coastal cities all the time. And at that speed we probably all die from something.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
This would probably create a whole new and very different tide challenge
unaccountableaustralian
You deserve more upvotes!
nextgenpants
Probably because it's a very large object moving fast. Ever stand under those giant windmill generators? Fucking unnerving.
mac821
YESSSSSSS LARGE OBJECTS MOVING VERY FAST ARE MY NUMBER ONE IRRATIONAL FEAR. Boat rudders, helicopters, WIND TURBINES, trains, etc.
geographey
I wonder if there's a name for that fear.
DynamicWeight
Magnamotaphobia
geographey
After a quick googling, I found it's called megalophobia.
Mournclaw
This gives me unnecessary amount of anxiety +1
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ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
SHIT
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
I have never known what this was called. I always just said "fear of large things".
OperationRustysBlanket
If you live near a coast you would your anxiety would be very necessary.
Koravel34
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't matter where you lived if it was that close. Entire earth would be covered in water.
Mournclaw
Only one half at a time
Koravel34
Well yeah, but I mean the entire earth would be flooded, not all at the same time maybe, but still. Doesn't matter whether you're coastal.
Tyggna
That's why we put it farther away
TresusIbor
Gives me just the right amount of anxiety +1
whooplys
You should watch Melancholia then
IAmJustHereToCommentAndLaugh
Watch "Melancholia". Should ease that anxiety right away.
NotVeryGoodPickupLines
Majora's mask trauma.
sardonislamir
To this day I regret not finishing that game. After the first time the moon showed, I was like FUCK THIS GAME, not aware it had purpose.
JJI7
Not too late. It is a really good game. Although a PITA to 100%. Also has a lot of creepy stuff if you look hard enough.
Mournclaw
Oh dang... That explains
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
It makes it even worse if you imagine an intense rumbling sound as it goes by. :)
AntennaDibb
sound doesn't travel through space
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ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Honestly, I hadn't thought that far into it. Whatever :)
cheeseguy3412
Just picture some rich troll drawing a giant :P on it
ElioNope
Fun fact: A hollow steel sphere 1km thick, same diameter of the moon, in the gif's orbit, would exert ~100x more gravity on earth than our--
szepasszony
1 km thick?
REDF0RMANSF00T
Think of it as a kinder egg the size of the moon and the chocolate is 1km thick but there’s still a hollow cavity in the center.
ElioNope
Yes, what's the full question sorry?
szepasszony
I thought that might be a typo
ElioNope
Nah, had to give it some appreciable mass (and armor)
ElioNope
--moon (in its normal position) does currently. It'd have about 0.5% the mass of the moon, but that's still easily death star level shit. --
ElioNope
100x the tidal force! Basically, don't build a moon sized station in LEO.
samsonguy920
Yes, build it in geostationary orbit, instead.
ImgursLibertarian
I'm calling shenanigans. Gravitational force is only a function of distance and mass. 0.5% mass at the same distance is 0.5% force
ImgursLibertarian
http://www.physicsclassroom.com/class/circles/Lesson-3/Newton-s-Law-of-Universal-Gravitation see "The UNIVERSAL Gravitation Equation"
0x5F3759DF
note "in the gif's orbit" in the comment, also there is an image above that demonstrates the situation, this being an image hosting site.
ElioNope
I am aware of that. I'm referring to this 0.5% mass being ISS distance (ie MUCH closer).
ElioNope
For completeness, I modelled the centre of the sphere as 2070km away (orbit height of ISS + sphere's radius) so its surface meets ISS orbit.
ThatDawg
can you imagine the insane tidal action
Ikeepseeing1111butidontknowwhatitmeans
You mean tide pods action???
Poopoopeepeevagina
Tides go in. Tides go out. YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT!
Nemacol
wait until it is right over head and jump as high as you can.
5NoteHalf
"Moon's coming up. Everyone hold your HARBLARGARBLARGARBALARRHEAGA... breath."
Moronicsmurf
nothing would be stuck down when it passes over and a constant storm of crap hanging between the two bodies would be in turmoil..
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
No one could live near any coast.
Grandmastersexsay2
The gravitational force would be (250,000 mi)^2/(250 mi)^2 = 1,000,000 times stronger.
maliciousGman
Like in Bruce Almighty?
Radial
It has its ups and downs.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
This would make a different but just as deadly tide challenge...
thehopelessbonsaii
A quick back of the stamp calculation shows that even when the moon would be at it's closest, so it's gravitational attraction /1
thehopelessbonsaii
would be most prominent, gravity is still 89% of what it is now, and when its far away, negligible change /2
vers1on
Imagine how high we would be able to jump when it was above us.
Keru
It'd be pretty short-lived, since the moon would get torn to shreds by the earth at this distance, because Roche Limit. Get a neat ring tho'
AMercer
Surfs up dude.
rosebudthesled
What? The tide comes in and goes back out. Are you saying you can explain That?
Jomahz
I understood that reference.
EarthAnimalArmy
the Tide "height" wouldn't change, just its speed, just cause moon is closer does not mean it gains mass therefore gravity.... um, see 1/?
EarthAnimalArmy
this part, so there would be some increase in height, but not as much as you imply, moon closer means more of the moons gravity we feel 2/
thehopelessbonsaii
F=G.M1.M2/r^2 ... so the force the tides would feel actually change, and the moon does 'gain' gravity
EarthAnimalArmy
does not 'gain' gravity, the observed effect would increase, you would feel it more, i corrected myself in second part
Th1ng
imagine how bright some nights could be...
lmagine
Imagine how dark some days would be
EarthAnimalArmy
think heavy over cast day!, or worse, sometimes it would be unbearably bright
nebbulae
If it was that close idt it would be able to reflect any sunlight at night except for a very brief period of time.
Th1ng
guess you are right
wish I could use blender at all to do it moving and in 3d
Counterfit
Bay of Fundy would be a hoot
451Rockhead
Yep when the moon formed it was about that close, tides were insane
Serverdamager
Yeah jeez, I remember those time. Great surf though. Gnarly.
mycatsanarsehole
The ISS is only 400km from earth. The earths diameter is 12800km and the moons is 3400km. Try to picture that and think about it.
SpellingEternity
Still not as insane as tide pods.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I like how you say this like you were there. Lol. Genuine comment, not trolling.
goosemooose
Pretty sure it would contribute to the heat of the planet at the time too. Just because of the shearing forces of tidal and friction
macbi
Not quite that close. The ISS orbits really low because it would cost so much to push it higher.
MValentin
Not because that's the altitude at which it's effective?
macbi
The cost is the main factor. The other factors are air resistance (better high) and radiation (better low). (1/2)
macbi
The main mission is testing thing in vacuum and 0G, for which any orbit would be fine. (2/2)
TurgidMember
What pushed it away?
Andolomar
It's moving too fast and its mass is too high for Earth to contain it. It's ever so slowly escaping our gravity.
Petedoit
The earth couldn't commit. It would never open up and show her it's dark side.
Imhereforthelurking
Decaying orbit. The moon is slowly drifting away, by millimeters every few years. It's still doing it now, and will leave our orbit within a
Imhereforthelurking
A few dozen millennia. Given a few dozen more millennia as a hedge bet.
joboo
Not necessarily https://www.spaceanswers.com/solar-system/will-the-moon-ever-leave-earths-orbit/
451Rockhead
Actually the tides do, in a gravity tug of war, moon pulls oceans, oceans pull moon, causing it to orbit faster and slowly drift out
451Rockhead
Give another billion years and it should stabilize
JPhDaigle
Chuck Norris risked his life and gave it a good kick to save us all
ColonelSamanthaCarter
Nothing really pushed it away, it just ever so slowly drifted away. And it's still drifting away to this day.
AlmightyVerb
Yes, orbits aren't always perfect. We should be glad it's drifting away instead of the opposite, real-life Majora's Mask issue there.
aykyle
Can you blame it? Even us humans want to drift away from this God forsaken planet. Take me with you, moon.
kr18
Like all your loveless relationships?