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A Slice of Aloe Vera
May 3, 2018 6:21 PM
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moecurlylarry
its even soothing just to look at.
RelevantForOnce
hello vera
BinLiv
This is sold I'm grocery stores. To eat. No joke. It's even made into its own drink
Nikolaj
Put... put your dick in it.
Beefsnellington
clingram
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE IT
Notyouraveragecar
Anyone who gets roasted on a daily basis like me will understand the importance of aloe vera.
DanteTheWise
I keep one in my house , Perfect for when you accidentally burn or nick yourself ,
chamtheman
this stuff smells so bad like b.o.!
Mynameispuddintame
Aloe is edible and has a lot of health benefits...if you can get past the feeling that you're eating a slug
RVME
Best burn medicine ever! Miraculous!
claynipple
Hello Vera
ra1nfield
Put....put your dick in it
Kokokokko
Precious goo...
drenchedindingleberries
I need that.....for m...for my....sunburn?
VoidofStatic
To sooth from an epic burn
DelightfullyOdd
Why do I want to eat it?
votress
to be fair to your brain, this is actually edible
Renuvian
Slurp it.
pixeedude
blbllblblllllbbbl!
WowMuchFuni
My mom and aunt had smaller plants like this. I got some burns and they got me to rub the plant on it. But those moments I thought (1)
WowMuchFuni
Aloe Vera was some kinda manufactured stuff (2/2)
MisterJVorst
Need a gif of you squeezing it.
NotAMimic2032
CrysisAvoided
Eat it.
TheFawxGuy
I want to scoop it up with a spoon and eat it.
djaiaueifich
Thanks for this. People have said to buy aloe vera plant instead of gel and I never knew how you were supposed to make the gel!
WhySoSirius
We used to have a plant and if we got sunburned my mom would snap off a stem. Pretty neat
Missive
My wife had a nasty burn. Snapped off a fresh stem of aloe and rubbed it on immediately. That burn never hurt or blistered. Not a Mark now
LegendaryGrumpyCat
It feels like someone is wiping boogers on you. Very slimy and chunky and sticky. Works super well though.
KimchiBass
Hello Vera
bonsaiviking
Aloe from the other siiide. I am a rather useful cactiii.
pontiacgirl75
Lol, my Dad used to say that to my Mom when he brought her a new aloe plant :D I miss them so much :(
edwardelricsnipples
Do NOT take a bite, it tastes like a mixture of lotion and crushed ibuprofen. No matter how delicious it looks it is NOT
Denamic
But how can I know for sure unless I put it in my mouth?
squindiggly
You a fan of laundry detergent by any chance?
Denamic
Not any more
brknsoul
So it's not the quenchiest?
VektreX
How does it compare to commercial aloe vera juice? Because I love that shit.
Flaniflaffle
I feel this is coming from experience.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Used some on dry lips the other day. Blergh
Desertp1
They make drinks with Aloe in it I think. I have seen them in grocery stores.
VektreX
They do, it's delicious. But there is added sugar and whatnot in it.
lionsilverwolf
That is a very evocative description. I now have no desire to taste aloe.
edwardelricsnipples
No goddamnit I'm trying to save you
lionsilverwolf
Actually question: The way lotion tastes or the way lotion smells like it tastes?
19931117
Eat it like a gogurt tube
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
"Like a what now?"
RandomMachine
do as the man tells you, slurp the gurt.
tuxedobob
Nah, fuck it like one.
nickdillinger
Calm down, Satan.
DeviledAvacado
That made me gag just thinking about it.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Suck the what out of what like what now?
teenageasshat
It’s not as liquidy as you think it is
BlameableAmish
it it like jelly, i thought it was like jelly. (literally never seen aloe irl)
iwearlittlesocks
DONT!!! I've done this and shit myself! You don't want this
JackalopeElope
The "tube" is bitter and tough(but edible)the "yogurt" is easy to eat. Sauce: https://www.livestrong.com/article/395374-how-to-eat-raw-aloe/
ISayFuckAllTheTime
When something tastes that fucking horrific, and requires a fucking how-to for eating, it's not fucking meant to be eaten.
JackalopeElope
Have you eaten chicken? How about sugar? Cheese? If you start at biology and go to culinary, you are usually going to need a how-to.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
The how to for all things meant to be eaten is: heat up until it stops bleeding or turns soft. Ingest.
JackalopeElope
On taste though, I agree.
ThePsychicPineapple
Youtubers need to get on this challenge.
WaffleDestroyer
Someone did https://youtu.be/zb9A6Zons1s
UserguyMcMister
That video is not what we want. We need more dedication from an aloe eater. Drama. Blackjack and hookers! The works.
SpecialSpazman
No we need to get YouTube's to do the vegimite challe g and if you don't know what vegimte is... well imagine brown tar that tastes like ass
SpecialSpazman
and is used all the time on toast and in sandwidges because in the southern hemisphere in odd little Australia we have no fucking clue what
SpecialSpazman
We are doing
Wigglebottom
They literally make drinks out of it.. there's stupider challenges for them to kill themselves on
LORDTACHANKA
Well I’m allergic to aloe so rip me I guess.
Cassiopeia93
Or I hope their dominant hand suddenly becomes as dumb as their non dominant hand.
Cassiopeia93
I don't want them to die, I want their life to be a little more difficult than it should be. Like constant tiny wet spots on their socks.
Greatwood
I seen you with the eye dropper in my shoes cas. Cut it tf out
LocutusOfBored
“The Stick Aloe Up Your Ass” Challenge.
Rkfinecake
That's not a challenge. That's an invitation.