You’re old.

Mar 8, 2025 3:26 AM

johnnothing

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This may be my first memory.

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Im old enough to remember Norton Commander

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You posted it so you knew what it was. Sooooo YOU’RE OLD!

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I used to carry it on a single floppy disk for re-installs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn!!!!

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I was there Gandalf

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2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

(Sound on)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a classy Splash Screen.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still have a netscape.net email.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I am so old I had @netscape.com one of the first couple of 100,000 users.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, I had whitechocolate84@aol.com... I didn't get a majestic title like being first couple of 100,000. I did get a lot, and I mean a lot, of pedophiles who thought I was an underage girl.

Like, an insane amount... worlds a scary place... like triply so if youre a pre-teen girl... probably should have told my parents about all the pedophiles...

Changed it to JohnJohnJohn58008@yahoo.com which helped a lot with the pedophiles

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1996 I signed up with a local ISP - I had to print the form and mail it to them - and then they sent me this, in the mail, on a floppy disk.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's not old.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It really is, you should have upgraded to Netscape Navigator Gold 3.x by now

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not as old as Usenet, FTP or Gopher (and many other ancient internet protocols)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It kind of is.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It can't be. If it's old, that means I'm old. Since I'm not old, then, QED, Netscape's not old.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me go find a copy of WinSock.exe.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I recall having a fair amount of devious fun BSODing IRC trolls using WinNuke. Before the port 139 patch was released.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or if you were on Amiga, configuring the tcpip stack based on BBS forums. I remember manually pulling from FTP then pushing them onto other local non www BBS dialups

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Gods I have witnessed ALL the enshittification.

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The browser choked on simple webpages and was inefficient and buggy, so they open sourced their code. It was a first in testing the merits and viability of open source. It was a global effort, it took a few years, it was rocky and all eyes where on the developers, who were largely volunteers, but it succeeded in spades. And this is where Mozilla and Firefox came from. We take a lot for granted now, but Firefox was revolutionary at the time and saved all of our bacon.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who'd have thought the software engineer behind this browser ends up a billionaire in league with other nefarious billionaires... that includes Peter Thiel and Elon Musk?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now there's a Luigi list.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it just me, or does he remind anyone else of 'Coneheads'?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least he's the poorest one! Hahahahaha...hahaha....ha..........heh

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn! That splash screen triggered some fine memories. I’m about to get into something great. No Facebook or news with shitloads of ads yet. Just some raw html only web pages. At the time it was like a door to another world.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A very tiny, 28.8k door...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember meeting a guy named Tim at a conference where he was talking about this new think he was pushing - HTML or something like that...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used webcrawler, yahoo, lycos, geocities... Then there was one called Google but when you hit search thousands of pages would endlessly show up..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm older.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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I'm even older.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Needs an abacus;)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has anyone actually beat Myst?

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Has anyone actually played Iron Helix??

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I fell and got trapped in a valley. Got pissed and never played again. I went back to playing Doom.

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They screwed up and made a garbage gameplay out of great graphics. Everyone could figure out how to beat doom, cyberia and descent.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, but I got lots of "amazing" screenshots of the environments for my desktop. At the time it was the best-looking game I'd ever seen.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did as a kid when my aunt couldn't beat it lol don't remember shit but having a good time solving puzzles though.

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I did! A long time ago but still a while after it and Riven had come out. I also beat Riven, both without guides, but it took me a whole life of hours and running around. I also remember having a notebook full of notes for them.

Weirdly, both games made me uneasy and I don't think I actually enjoyed playing them. I just like solving puzzle games and I wanted to beat them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YEP! At age 10! only needed one (1) hint, and it WASN'T for the minecarts.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad owned the disk but I don't think he ever installed/ran it. It's still probably on a shelf in our basement somewhere.

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I've never found where to click, where to push in Myst. It's always finding the first button that was hard. No I never finished.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go this way / go over there / go that way / press button *clunk* / … / da fucc did that do?!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you know what to do, you can beat it in less than 5 mins

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It was easy for me at the time (though my crap PC had a lot of trouble with it). I've tried to replay it but I can't make myself get very far into it.

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Not as a kid. As an adult, yes. But I totally cheated. I played so many hours of that game when I was little. I would turn off the lights sonic was extra spooky. Still want to live in the tree-forts-above-water place.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With a walkthrough book…no, not even then.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it wasn’t that bad. Worst, though, was once you beat it and knew the end code, it didn’t change so you could beat it again virtually instantly, killing some of the replay value.

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My dad's friend had the guide/hint book, so....yes.

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I have (with a guide)!

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I never got past that first room. I fucking hate Myst.

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More importantly, can you still play Myst?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You absolutely can and all the different version available are all viable

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There's a few versions available on Steam, I played through the game in VR not long ago. Wonderful experience.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

There’s a remake of both Myst and Riven on the unreal engine. Never finished the Myst remake but it’s amazing

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Idk but you can replicate the experience by banging your head against the wall in between solving rubiks cubes and crossword and sudoku puzzles

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

They have a remastered version. It's great and kicks me right in the nostalgia

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have the remastered versions fro GOG. They're still fun

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It’s all over and has even gotten several updated versions. o to GOG.com and it’s often on same.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PSA if you liked Myst check out Obduction, it’s incredible (and Firmament is meant to be good too, haven’t played that though)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Thank you for both of those. Will check them out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They made a satiracle comedic Myst called Pissed, and John Goodman was the narrator. I saw the review back then, but never found the game.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brutalmoose on YouTube does a review of Pyst, it is pretty funny if people want to see the game.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I beat the masterpiece version which is identical except that you’re controlling a character in a 3D environment rather than clicking through screens. I dont know if I’d have the patience for the old version. Obsessed with the aesthetic.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember the early internet before web browsers existed: Archie, Finger, FTP, Gopher, IRC, Telnet, UseNet, Write, etc.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

We had to use bang paths. In a cardboard box, in the middle of a motorway.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all of them, I miss Usenet the most...

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Bulletin boards. BBS

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Came to say that 😂 good times!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

still remember finger nasanews@space.mit.edu

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I used to use UseNet. I still do, but I used to too.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My old ISP would block access unless you were willing to pay a subscription fee, this was before I had a VPN so I quit trying. I've also heard rumors that UseNet was acquired by Google, which essentially ruined most of the groups when they dropped support last year.

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Usenet is a protocol, NNTP, so nobody can "acquire" it. Google did/does have the largest and most comprehensive archive of Usenet posts, goes back to 1982 or something, but they jacked it up big time a few years ago by disabling NNTP access and not taking on any new posts.

There's still plenty of news servers out there, but nowadays they're all for-pay so it's a much smaller community.

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Thanks Mitch, RIP Miss you man!

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I still use its (now distant) descendant, Firefox.

It only lost popularity to MSIE because Microsoft being Microsoft, they went all propriatary and touted how they were the most popular browser ever (nevermind the shady reasons for how and why that came to be). And all the web designers had to either design basically two different sites--one compatible with MSIE and one for everyone else--and the spineless twats decided to side with Microsoft's BS. Because of course they did.

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Does the source still have NSObject as a base?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to test our websites in Navigator when I did design back in the 90’es (being a web programmer was really big back then). They argument for testing in Navigator was ‘if it works there we know it’s made correctly’.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The browser wars were serious business back then. MS wanted to destroy Firefox and people were furious.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We can thank the EU who forced Microsoft to separate the browser from the.OS.. something they did half heartedly

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And now, Google is basically unilaterally pissing on established common standards, and slapping everything with their proprietary crap, and breaks websites if not made to Google spec for the Chrome derivates. PS: Brave is not an alternative, it is also a Chrome derivate.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As is edge.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a time that Microsoft would actively uninstall other web browsers during their application updates, until they got in trouble.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

the killer was when Microsoft packaged Explorer with its OS. That landed it in legal hot water, but not before it killed Netscape.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*internet explorer

Explorer has always been shipped with windows as that handles a large part of the UI (and shares many elements with internet explorer, but its not the same)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

not in its very first instances. Originally it was part of the add-on Plus! pack. Once it was bundled with the OS and people couldn't remove or disable it, Microsoft was hit with anti-trust lawsuits by the DOJ, but the writing was on the wall for Netscape. https://www.xda-developers.com/microsoft-bundling-internet-explorer-windows-29-years/

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Again, thats Internet Explorer.

(Window) Explorer has been a part of windows since 95, thats the part thats actually manages the windows. Internet Explorer expands upon it.

Hence why you could open a folder and type in an url in the bar, and yould be in internet explorer, also hence why you couldnt just remove internet explorer, as its integrated into explorer, and you would lose a big part of windows ui. That made the antitrust thing more serious, because Microsoft had hardwired it like that

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I used to code two versions of my gaming clan's website to cater to both IE and Netscape. Even absolute positioning via CSS didn't behave the same, so specifying a coordinate would place an object in different places for each browser. Relative positioning was even worse. To render at the very corner, one of them could use 0,0. The other had to use negative values.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least the EU kind of stopped them turning chromium into a pseudo closed garden....Edge could have been even shitter

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago (deleted Dec 17, 2025 7:59 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Did I say anything about Firefox?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I guess you only look at features then i guess. Firefox is simply the better one since it adheres to standards better and way less rendering bugs. No chromium based browser tops that

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

edge is chrome in microsoft branding

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Chromium =/= Chrome

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keep telling yourself that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Edge is Chromium with MS branding - and MS reinforced multiple times that they will bend over, spread wide and comply with any changes pushed by Google, to the letter.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brave is also Chromium. So?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

With added Cryptobro and pocketing the money website owners should get from their 'whitelisted ads'.

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Aka Firefox

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I just did a search through the Firefox source code. Still lots of references to Netscape. Hard to say how much of that is just compatibility with internet standards, though.

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This is great. Made my day

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It's quite the trip. There are still in-use DOM components and variable names from that era. Browsers are huge: https://github.com/search?q=repo%3Amozilla%2Fgecko-dev%20netscape&type=code

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like Firefox's grandfather.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Wait, then who's Firefox's grandmother?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stallman?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably Novell

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Browsers don't fuck. They reproduce by copy-paste.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I thought it was through code execution exploits.

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This is a really good one, thanks for the laugh

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