Twisting my melon, man

Apr 5, 2026 4:31 PM

DOcelot1

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Get that man in front of a soccer goal.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I was hoping someone got this.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The harder you work, the more work they give you.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

🎵Do you know the melon man, the melon man, the melon man… 🎶

4 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yes, I know the melon man…

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This man worked harder in a 30 second video than Trump has ever worked in his good damn life but this guy would be deported by ICE without even checking his papers.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Better hands than some nfl receivers

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That guy really knows how to handle melons.

4 months ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0

Byron 'Bimbo' Noem has entered the chat

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What’s the hurry?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This footage looks like it's in reverse, no matter which way you play it.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MelonFitâ„¢

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impressive as fuck, I hope they're paid by the job and not by the hour.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta give credit to the pitcher of melons, too, for consistency.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Will i am has fallen on hard times

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like half of it is because he kept taking a melon to the face. Haphazard air delivery imo

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry about the future of your lumbar discs.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He be catching ‘em unlike Agolahar

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now try it with cinder blocks

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

If you can dodge a wrench…

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I came here for that. Well played!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy Monday baby!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those watermelons Nerf?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Just physics at work and some incredible talent to apply it in practice.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile I'd be getting hit in the face.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pfffft! I've seen this before, it's obvious reversed! /s

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus one for the Happy Mondays reference.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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I Bet This Ain't One Of Those Film In Reverse / I Trick You Forward Videos.....

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watermalone!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you know... the melon man?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Melon man?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE MELON MAN!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's gonna feel that tomorrow.....

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Behold, "unskilled labor"

4 months ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 12

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4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yea it is bs that it is called "unskilled", cause it's definitely a skill, but given a couple of days one could probably learn to do it about 50% as efficiently as him, but given a couple of days to learn quantum physics you probably wouldnt be 50% as good as the professor at the university. We should find better terms to distinguish skills that quick to learn how to do reasonably well vs skills that require years of study to get decent at.

4 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 5

Usually any impressive skill takes years to master, and not everyone can do it. You see crazy servers every now and then that can carry ten plates of food on one arm. Doubt I could manage that in my lifetime if I tried.

Physics and Software are skills I’m naturally inclined towards. Maybe reassessing the entire structure of what skill vs natural ability/intellect equates to would be wise.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

We have a word for that already. It's experience.

melon stacking is unskilled labor. This guy is a highly experienced melon stacker.

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I fully agree that we should stop characterising any labour as „unskilled“. It is unfair to the people doing often hard work to earn a living.

On a different note. This melon guy has a talent, you can’t learn that in a couple of days.
Also you need years to learn many basics skills, like maths, „classic“ Newton and Einstein physics, before you can start with quantum theory. Then you need another few years to master the special maths and approaches specific to QT.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

To say nothing of people who spend so many years to play in national sports, and how physical prowess, timing, spatial and environmental awareness factor in.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We already kind of do. It doesn’t always need to be summarized in a single word. Some people like this are described as skilled laborers.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Skilled labor is someone who had official training. Like a plumber or mason.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"skilled/unskilled labor" is a false dichotomy meant to devalue certain fields by the owning class in order to justify paying poverty wages.

Labor is labor. Any laborer who shows skill in doing their labor is a skilled laborer. Fuck the owning-class's bullshit labeling dynamic. Do not give legitimacy to working-class oppression.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It is a very real difference. Uskilled labor, you can hire someone who knows zero about the job, and they will learn on the job and get good over time.

Skilled labor, you NEED someone with prior training. i.e. a skill. No one is going to become a good plumber by learning it on the job. So a plumber SHOULD get paid more. They spent a lot of time, without pay, to learn this skill.

Pretending this difference doesn't exist won't help you fight a class war. It'll just make you sound stupid

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s bullshit. By societal standards you are correct, but the pure definition of a skill is much more fluid.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is very clearly defined. A "skill" is something you can't learn "on the job".

If you hire a melon stacker with zero skill and zero experience, then they will start out slow and get faster over time. But there won't be much difference in the quality of work on day 1 and day 100. Melons will be stacked, only the speed is different.

If you hire a carpenter with zero skill and zero experience, then your house is going to look like shit and will likely fall apart.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are they so ashy?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cocaine Smuggling, done bad

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't know, but here are 3 quick theories:
1. Plants grow in dirt. Dirt is dirty. Maybe it rained & splashed light-colored mud on them in the field, and they haven’t been washed yet?
2. Maybe they were dipped in an antiseptic/antifungal solution to retard spoilage?
3. I know they sometimes wax some fruit to preserve, protect, and make it more attractive to buyers. Maybe this is wax before it’s been buffed to a shine?
No clue if these are even close, but it’s fun to guess. What do you think?

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It looks like it may be kaolin, dusted on to discourage insects.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Obviously reversed

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Before I respond, was that meant as a joke?

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Are we watching the same video?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The one where he's catching melons and stacking them?

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0