Someone call John Wick

Jun 2, 2022 8:31 PM

meauho

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https://www.wral.com/nc-assistant-da-says-dog-s-bark-is-violation-of-noise-ordinance-suggests-removing-his-vocal-cords/20311731/

if your dog barks ALL the time its not the dogs fault, its yours.

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

Id strongly recommend the assistant DA to remove his ear drums instead.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

A little stubborn considering he won’t even put on a barking collar or train it.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Cruel, yes. Don’t leave your dog out all night though either if it barks. Dick move.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I like how their only defense is, "I'm not the only crappy pet owner in my neighborhood"

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What is wrong with a collar? If you're too awful to get your dog trained, you have to deal with a collar. Newer collars don't even shock

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This sounds like a shitty dog owner.

4 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 4

How? How in any way?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

or the people with the dog who wont stop barking could just find a different home for their dog

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

What... and I can't stress this enough.. THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK!?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

If u can’t be responsible and courteous with your animals you shouldn’t have animals or kids

4 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

Maybe just give the dog a gun instead? People don't seem to care about that so much.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Fuck these politicians up the ass sideways with a broomstick

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

As someone constantly plagued by neighbors’ barking dogs - keep your fucking dogs inside. If you let them out, go with them. No reason dogs

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Should be left outside all day and night.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

one of the people in my apartment building got a dog that barks constantly while they are t work so now ALL the dogs bark constantly...

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

It's incredibly annoying but I would never advocate surgery..

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

No. But the apt mgmt sb on top of things. It's their job.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I agree, I'm just thankful my shared wall neighbors dogs don't join in.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"This is now a personnel matter" sounds like code for "someone back at the office is about to have a real bad time".

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was half on the owner's side until he says no to a bark collar. Take your dog inside, then, or move to the country.

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 7

It's a great pyrenees, that's exactly what the breed was designed to do, to scare off predators from the flock.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

great, it should go work on a farm instead of living next door to nonfarmers.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fifty feet? I’m pretty sure I could let out a fart that could be heard 50 feet away. Especially in a suburban setting.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Lot of y’all have never lived next to a dog barking all night and it shows.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

a lot of people here have issues and prefer animals over humans.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

like i mean obviously surgical intervention is a bad idea but if your dogs bark constantly it is a fuckin problem you need to fix.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly. There’s a lot of other options. I wonder if the judge was using the surgical suggestion as a sort of “king Solomon’s baby” 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Situation to prompt the owner into choosing a better option.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does this mean cutting the vocal cords of screaming children too? If so, I’m down for it.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Haha i know right? Because kids are outside screaming at the top of their lungs for hours and hours on end not stopping even for a minute.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that happens.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wow you should probablly call CPS then. If they are screaming continously for hours without stopping to eat at all hours then.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as someone with a neighbor whose dog is left outside barking for 30+ minutes straight at night: fuck all you shitty dog owners.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I have a dog. I let him out at night, he shits, he comes back in, I toss him a treat. that’s it. if your dog is barking, you’re an asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Some dogs like to bark at shit. Big difference b/t that and wanting back in and being ignored.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

your neighbors shouldn’t lose sleep so your dog can bark at shit. get all your shit barking out during the day.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like assholes on both sides. A bark collar isn't that bad. The one I have for my dog only vibrates and he knows not to bark when I

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

put it on. We only have to use it occasionally.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

How is vibration a deterrent? By vibration do you mean it's buzz from a shock ergo a shock collar?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

It means they feel the collar shaking but it's not a physical shocking.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope just a vibration. As in it vibrates. Like a vibration. Not shock, ergo not a shock collar.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ah, didn't know those were a type of collar. But jesus my comment sure took a lot of flak for clarifying a thing god damn.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's the thing, refusal to use a bark collar kinda makes the owner a dick too. Not all bark collars zap. Some just vibrate, or the one 1/

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

The owner also blasts his stereo late at night. He's an asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I use for my dog just beeps and sprays a mist at their face which they don't like. There's ways to curb unwanted behavior that isn't cruel

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Cutting vocal cords is not on, I get that. But it seems like there's gotta be a reason for the owner being singled out...

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

It's because he's black and he lives in NC.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

You mean this Michael Eddings from Robbinsville, NC? The guy who has a long record of noise and drug violations? https://imgur.com/ccaCq20

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. Where I am it requires something like 5-6 hours of nonstop barking before a fine is issued, not just loud. Owner is probably shitty.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Great Pyrenees have a bark that _travels_. Our neighbors ≈.6 miles/a bit under a km away have one & we can hear (outside) when he's going.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

ok but then you shouldn't have one in the city.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, no argument from me. I live in an area where people all have 5+ acres. I couldn't imagine one in closer quarters.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That... is cruel and inhumane. How about we surgically remove the NC assistant DA instead?

4 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 23

How about they remove the dog? Clearly it is not properly cared for.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

That may be a possibility, but I don’t feel like that’s clear at all here.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Seems pretty clear to me. We hace the same issue on our street to a lesser degree. Every house has dogs. Only one is a problem.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I am unable to offer additional comment as this is now a personnel matter.” There’s gonna be some kind of surgery

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hopefully he’s gonna get a new asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s all we need is another lawyer involved

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m betting that killing the dog was the ADA’s first suggestion. Spiteful prick.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Because I'm not allowed to use C4 or light machine guns on civilians within the borders of the United States.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh so send him on a holiday outside the US? Gotcha!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Generally if a dog has a barking problem they might need more stimulation during the day. They may have separation anxiety.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Not in this case, the breed was designed to do this to keep predators away from flocks

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

ok then you shouldn't have a dog like that if youre not on a farm. Like i cant keep howler monkeys and say "oh thats just how they are haha"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True. However, even a working Pyrenees would spend his time with a flock of animals, dogs are social creatures and crave interaction

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How about some noise-reducing ear plugs for those people who are bothered by the dog?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 18

fuck you

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If you have your dog outside constantly barking 24/7 at anything that exists within 500ft, you and your dog can both get fucked.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We could push to have housing better insulated which will help drown out sound. Two birds and all that.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Because people should have to wear ear plugs in tgeir own homes 24/7? Gimme a fucking break. Remove the dog and give it to better owners.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No one said 24/7

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Why do you think these people are complaining about this particular dog and NONE of the other ones he cites in the interview?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do you know there aren’t complaints about the other dogs? And still, no one stated 24/7.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs barking all the time is pretty much guaranteed to piss someone off.

4 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 5

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4 years ago (deleted Aug 8, 2022 12:19 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Call the authorities. It's why we have rules, ordinances, laws. Cuz some folks are just thoughtless.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love dogs but constant barking makes me understand why they get poisoned sometimes. Obviously I don't condone that or think its acceptable

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

To be fair, if a dogs barking constantly incl at night there may be something wrong. Even noisier breeds dont bark non stop/uncontrolably.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Agreed.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's usually just lack of attention.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

We had 2 lg neighbor dogs who barked pretty much 24/7. The cpl finally divorced & moved. Everyone else breathed a hugh sigh a relief.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kids screaming is guaranteed to piss me off, but I don't whine about it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Screams are for emergencies only. Otherwise how will we ever know?? Think about it....

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Honestly I don't care about dogs barking during the day. It's when they bark ALL fucking night long that pisses me off.

4 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 5

Some folks sleep days. Babies map, people r ill, or want to read & listen to their own music, etc. Our homes sb our SAFE PLACES.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dogs shouldn't be barking for more than a couple of minutes at most. If you let your dog regularly bark w close neighbors,you are an asshole

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

As someone that sleeps during the day, it bothers me then too. But so do screaming children and I'm not gonna hassle THEM so why the dog

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Because baby's can't help it. Dogs can be trained.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Yeah, they're not babies but ok

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My neighbor left his puppy in a crate for 8 hours a day for months the poor dog screamed the whole time. That guy is a huge dick.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Take your fucking dog in at night...if it barks through the night and you leave them out, you are a cunt. Trust me, Im a dog

4 years ago | Likes 848 Dislikes 12

Good dog.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

4 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

Nooo why I did look? Why did you do this to me?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or maybe just train your dog like a responsible pet owner? They can be taught not to bark all the time. Shit owners win shit prizes.

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Hey what are you doing outside rawdog, get back in where it's nice. v

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Don’t have a Pyr if you have neighbors that close, that means you don’t have enough space for them to run. Ideally they need a farm.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Agreed! Take me inside at night. It's dark and creepy.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Take it in during the day too. Why have a dog if you keep it outside all day?

4 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 9

My dog looks at me like I kicked her if I try to bring her inside, she likes to hide under my car and people watch

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Mine stay out as long as they want except at night. If it's to hot or cold I have drag the one big dog in but once in the couch us his spot.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Many places have rules & laws. Those that still don't need to. Dogs bark cuz they're lonely, bored, hot, cold, hungry, saw a leaf move....

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It seams the citations are from during the day, though? Since there's no quiet hours defined.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Change the local rules, ordinances, laws. It's why we have boards, councils, city staff & so on.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not really a solution for the dog owner, tho

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

??? Who w have to obey/comply or pay increasing fines, be kicked out or rehome the dog.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or just teach the dog to be quiet. It'll be both easier and better for everyone.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people also sleep during the day

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, everyone else has to make zero noise in the day too?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...and lots work from home now...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not for removing dog's vocal chords, but you HAVE to stop your dog from barking or you're a piece of shit to your neighbors.

4 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 5

Yeah how to alienate every single neighbor.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I’m not down with removing his vocal chords, but that owner shouldn’t have a dog if they can’t control it.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There's a dog near me that yaps roughly 168 hours a day... I've been thinking about rehoming the owner's genitals.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

If you can't teach your dog not to bark constantly, either use a bark color, train it, or rehome it.

4 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 9

Train the dog. You don't get to just tie it up in all weather, lonely & bored, to make everyone else crazy & sleep deprived!

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Just fucking walk your dog. Christ alive. 90% of loud dogs bark because they have lots of energy. Knacker out your dog and it won't bark.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bark collars are disgusting, borderline torture and should be illegal.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 38

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4 years ago (deleted Jun 4, 2022 2:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes let's just spray some nasty shit in a animals face when it makes noise, as it's been bred to do. Fuck off with that abusive shit.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Those are also inhumane. Put one on sometime and shout, then remember dog's sense of smell is up to 10,000 times stronger than yours.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 21

The story had me until the last line. Dog owner has also been cited for loud music noise violations. Gut feeling: Dog is left outside a lot

4 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 5

I love how you invented a reason that your prejudice was correct from thin air.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 28

Never said it was correct. I said it was a gut feeling. There is a huge difference.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Not really, given that your gut feeling isn't informed in any way.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 17

Do you know what a gut feeling is? Why are you doubling down on this?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He's not a smart man.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my neighbor. But we don't have an HOA and I'm not a dick.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm always tempted to steal their dog though.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My gut feeling is that an asshole neighbor is singling out the dog owner.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

And that could very well be the case, but if you’re regularly getting the police called for noise, it’s a safe bet that you’re the problem.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Perhaps my intuition is colored by the tale of ChefShwasty and his psychotic neighbors.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as it's from multiple complainants. One of my neighbors use to call on another so often he filed harassment on her and won.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bingo. Dog is left outside for hours on end barking. Thus uy is an asshole and the dog should be given to someone who will care for it.

4 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 3

Call the authorities. Animal abuse laws exist in many places and states. We have a fed one, too.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a great pyrenees, it's supposed to bark all the time and be left outdoors

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Yea! It’s Robbinsville. We’ve got painters and coyotes & shit!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Bullshit.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I did my research, how about you do yours.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read & process a great deal. I've also seen a lot in my lifetime & I'm reading the room well.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s good security.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

3rd least populated county in NC, 20% of population below poverty line. Gut feeling is that dog rarely is let inside.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Then they shouldn't have a dog. Animals think & feel. They aren't inanimate objects:(

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I agree. No guarantee that this is the situation, it’s just my gut feeling

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0