Legolas?

Nov 13, 2025 2:50 AM

JasonM1

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Damn!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping it was going to pan over to a dead janitor

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I'm saving this in "the more you know" that is an awesome technique!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Still only counts as one

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8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

... and not a single hit to her lefty. She's good.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ow my tiddy

8 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Short arrows, low draw weight and short bow.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought this was Rupert Grint for a hot second, was like, "Good for him."

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"You don't need magic to kill with a wand"

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trick shot archers are super cool, and it takes a lot of talent and practice to do this, but always remember there's a reason you don't see them in the Olympics.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kind of like speed steel shooting. draw, fire and time how long it takes to hit the steel gong. This is harder than pulling a trigger though. :)

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Swoon"

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Not a single dead orc … disappointed

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK, but accuracy??

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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she should take a bow

8 months ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

And my sword.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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arrow-nd of a applause for you.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

is that pronounced bow or a bow?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We Need To Talk About Legolas

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's incredibly impressive

8 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Longer vid, with strafing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Solid, but for my meme consumption the outdoor guy in heeled boots still holds first place.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The one with a stripper pole and dewp knowledge of fantasy worlds? I love him.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m amazed this reposted gif has any pixels to spare. This young girl is now a 42 year old mother of 2 elementary school children/ jk (but only kinda)

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing hotter than a woman who can use old school weaponry with expertise.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now let's see her do it while sliding down the trunk of a war oliphant with the witch-king of Angmar flying above. Not so easy now, is it?

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don’t think her eyes left the target after initial shot, that’s some muscle memory there

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Legolass

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8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I took one lesson and was not really surprised that all the movies had it wrong, you don't put your knuckle on top of the arrow when drawn

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For your first lesson, that’s correct, because it’s the easiest to teach properly with modern equipment.

After a while and many more lessons, you’ll be taught how there are actually lots of different grips used by different cultures to suit their fighting styles, technology, and enemies. Some have fingers over the arrow, some use the thumb… some even use the feet.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the fingers should all be below the arrow

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This depends on how you aim and the distance shooting. Indoor tournaments (20 yards no sights) you will see a “3 under” grip. Olympic (77 meters with adjustable sights) will use a split finger grip

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree though that you don’t want to touch the arrow during the draw. Just the string (for a modern recurve draw). I’m not sure about Mongolian style (thumb draw)

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

complicated way to air out a rug

8 months ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 2

But at least your cousin has something to do

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the laugh!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you spelled, "much more fun way" wrong

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Beats beating it.

8 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Idk. I'd say the rug was sufficiently beaten. Didn't even put up a fight.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, i personally always liked beating it

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To the song beat it? Nothing beats that.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Push it to the limit

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, but in the later shot where you can see here she is hitting, her aim is all over the place.
So yes she has good draw and release, but shooting like that will hardly hit the target.

8 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 10

As someone who teaches archery, this is actively good. We're not doing Olympic style archery here. And it's not one of those American hunting bows with crosshairs and everything. This is entirely intuitive and very quick shooting. And she does a great job at it.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rapid fire is employed when there's 100 motherfuckers in front of you, not one guy

8 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You still want to be trying to aim your shots.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

It takes very little time to aim a bow. Its all muscle memory, you shoot from instinct, all you do is pick the target and look at it.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All over the place? All but one hit the center of the beige rug, where that tag thing is... Not sure why one hit so far wide to the left, but otherwise they all seemed pretty centered - 2 or 3 even had a different sound when hitting whatever that hanging tag thing is.

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

One downside to the reverse grip is actually shown best in the first clip… the arrow often bounces as it comes to rest.

I suspect that one bounced, and hadn’t fully settled when she released it.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Makes sense. Thanks!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a 15lb bow?

8 months ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

Or less

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or something close to it, yes

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I teach archery at my school. Does not look or sound like a lightweight bow, and the arrow speed does not suggest it, either. My guess would be maybe 30ish pounds or so? (Guesstimate, I'm a feller, not a set of scales.) That would make it rather on the high end for quick shooting practice, especially if you're not a large bloke. Which she clearly isn't.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 arrows with broad heads an inch deep, gonna give you a bad day. And she hit that target every time. Vs one arrow 6inches deep.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and lefty!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking because I'm dumb on this. Would that arrow have enough penetration power to go through armor? Would it do enough damage to maim/kill on the battlefield?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is probably a 10-15 pound bow. To penetrate a padded gambison you would need at least a 70 pound draw weight. To get through mail you would need 100+

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If you're Legolas, like she is, you just shoot past the armor between the plates.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Armor? No, but you absolutely could maim/kill animals/ppl without thick ass hide. Soldiers in fatigues, rabbits, porcupine, probably deer. Moose or bear is likely only gonna slightly injure as I doubt it would penetrate deep enough

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Depends on the armor but, there have been many science shows testing steel tipped arrows that definitely would go thru armor,

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never ask a woman her draw weight.

8 months ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

Just how many pencils are on her?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the difference between tickling and orc and killing one.

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8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's gotta be a really low draw weight. Turning your hand around like that (string hand palm out rather than palm in) absolutely destroys your leverage on the draw. You literally CAN'T draw a heavy bow that way.

8 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 8

Mongolian style so drawn with the thumb

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

She's not drawing with her thumb, and even if she was you still have your string hand palm in for a thumb draw.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You must have caught me on a bad day because I am filled with ungodly rage and would love .nothing more right now than to climb through the internet and insert a cactus into you... it might just be this entire comment thread... hurr durr she doing it wrong I is smarrrt

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

I'm pretty sure she is drawing with her 3rd, 4th, and 5th finger over top of the string and releasing all 3 fingers just after setting the arrow with her thumb and index. So absolutely could have a higher draw weight than 15lbs but it doesn't look like in this case it is much more than that.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The hand on the string isn't bothering me. It's not impossible to draw a heavy bow like that.

Two other things do, however. If that bow had any significant draw weight, he left arm wouldn't be comfortable angled like that. At least not without her being some kind of super heroine.

The other is her holding the bow tilted like that. I'd imagine that would get in the way of properly drawing a bow.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It’s a reverse grip, which can actually work decently, but takes a ton of practice to do consistently. Not surprisingly, it’s mainly used for high-speed shots (like this) and movie work.

Contrary to some opinions, it doesn’t require a low draw weight, nor does it damage your arm, nor is it ineffective in combat… it’s just not the easiest to build proficiency, so it was rarely (if ever) actually used historically, and we have no written documentation.

Sauce: me, a former archery instructor.

8 months ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

If i read your comment it seems to be that once you are an archery instructor, you will always be an archery instructor. You can leave out the "former".

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Ehhhhhh… I let all my certifications expire, moved to a city with no good place to shoot, and haven’t shot an arrow in almost a decade.

At this point it seems a bit disingenuous to imply that I currently teach.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Indeed. I'm a blacksmith. Haven't worked in that field for almost 2 decades, but I'm still a blacksmith.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am a former child, and once a former child always a former child.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, I'm a mathematician. I'm a college professor in musicology, but still.

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