BuckFudddy
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Jun 5, 2026 6:18 PM
BuckFudddy
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fartharder
Get in line, sister
TheDiscoVampire
FeloniousMonk13
Looks like one of those guys, one stiff jab to the nose he'll start crying
Whitewolf30
I have cerebral palsy. I break and bruise easily. Even I could kick this coward's ass without any effort.
Apeofdeath
It would have to be nighttime, I don't think he is allowed in the sunlight
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Contrary to popular belief, a vampire can walk around in the day. It is simply not their natural time. They are weaker, but not weak.
Lampmonster
I call Vance.
NOYLL
If Stephen Miller gets in that cage with me, he's not getting out alive.
EroticZombiePants
I'm pretty sure he's an undead.
Alphee99
"is that...is he giving miller a nuggy?". "It looks that way cotton. He is giving him the ole head polish and wait.. is that a toilet?" "I think it is pepper. I see a swirly is in his future". "That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off."
cmdshift3
Just watch out for that barb on his prehensile tail
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
every time I see this creature, i can't help but think about the meme comparing him to a rectal polyp
Frencheeseater
Anyone please send this meme !!! Take this one as trade ! (Thanks German friends, it's from Carnaval)
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
Good trade
Frencheeseater
Thank you ! Gotta make a voodoo friend happy !
Isaidwhatsup
all that talk about being so tough yet not one republican politician is on the card
Shift137
He'd probably just hide behind his pregnant wife again
pachyderm
God damn right it's a beautiful day... Fuck him up fam
GeorgeCostabaplaps
I usually pick wet spaghetti up with a fork. I'd do the same to Stephen Miller.
counterfeitsaint
I would love to celebrate the 250th birthday of this formerly great nation by watching you pick up wet spaghetti with Stephen Miller.
yosoysoyboy
Be careful in the ring. He might send his shadow to stop your heart.
DarthAndy
I am a six year old girl in France. My daddy helped me post this. I am pretty sure I can take this ass clown in a fair fight.
ChromePlatedEquator
Bless you, ma cherie!
Frencheeseater
On est tous avec toi !
La liberté ou la mort !
SavageDrums
You have to watch out for the tendrils. His species secretes a paralytic through the tendrils.
theinternetkeepsmealive
My money is on you ma cherie! (I'm a woman if that makes it less creepy? If not I apologise! )
BoutYeMucker
Good work dad!
Condor3615
F**k Miller! I want a shot at the title!
vonKaiser
Give me 10 minutes with Schumer and Mitch McConnell. 10 minutes... and maybe a baseball bat...
NonstopRampage
Oh man, if I'm squaring up with THOSE ghouls, I'm doing it with my bare hands.
Frencheeseater
That's fair.
drduffer
If you really want to hurt the MAGAts, take their money and give it to the Democratic Socialists.
SlamCampbell
Ill beat the shit out him for free.
dripstone
I don't think Bernie would need the steel chair...
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
No more elections. Just the octagon.
EroticZombiePants
I was going to suggest bringing back pistol duels, but this makes much better television.
DukePhelan
An Andrew Jackson of the 21st century perhaps.
Imagine an Obama like figure jumping into the crowd to beat the bricks off some "You lie!" Twat at the state of the union address.
dizzyturtle
Camacho approves.
shyriath
"You know the law: Two men enter, one man leaves."
moonshadowkati
I've seen what 98% of pro fighters are like, no thanks.
sfrinlan
The ability of someone to kick my ass and the ability of that same someone to lead us into a positive future are completely uncorrelated.
futhor
TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES
soThatWasThat
Who run barter town?
Jmarie453
WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME
wouldClimbForCash
Cheat code: Graham comes out as trans.
beneaththewillowtree
Very generous of you to call Stephen Miller a man
HIVp0sit1ve69
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ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
He was a man. Once. But the man died. But not the body. The body is not truly dead, no more than he is alive. It is undead, Mr. Harker. To free Mr. Miller, we must correct this abomination and return him to the true death, as envisioned by God Almighty.
beneaththewillowtree
“There is no Hell, thus it is our job to bring it to him”
sfrinlan
"One human and one Stephen Miller enter. Only one of these will leave"
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
I want to fight Don Jr., Steven Miller, and maybe Hegseth most of all.
bertchstudio
Throw in rfk and I'd pay Coachella vip prices for this experience
InfocalypseRising
God can you imagine him trying to throw a punch? That would be a hilarious show
Nalianna
Stephen Miller is the only pedophile that's a bottom
Nalianna
Stephen Miller went into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle hookers.
hfctom
OH MY GOD LINDSEY GRAHAM HAS NEVER TAKEN SUCH A POUNDING! (Feeble voice: Oh yes I have!)
gaggedandgooped
*Lady Graham
WorstShotEver
Im gonna keep u at 69 points and upvote one of your other comments
Radar2400
Ima lil flapjack ima lil flapjack
JustAPileOfCats
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thewiggins
probably the first time he has taken such a pounding while standing...
Snooj
Oh shit, Mitch McConnell is on the ropes! He's going down for the count! I think these might be his last steps! It's looking bad for his future! The fight hasn't even started yet!
chunguswangus
Mitch was actually in the line at concessions, and just went down! You hate to see it! I mean, because he might get back up...
creegro
Oh no mitch is having another glitch! Time to take him down while they have a chance!
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
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PotatoCatz
Meemaw says I can't take a pounding! Then I say shut up you old saddle bag i can too, better than you can you cantankerous bag of bones!
DICCHEESE247
That sounds like dusty from paradise pd
eion85
Oh no, he's about to let the ladybugs fly!
FeralAV
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BenderRodriguz1010
This. We should be allowed to fight politicians. Especially the old feeble ones. So they can feel the absolute helplessness those that they shit on feel. I wanna fight Mitch. I don't care that "he's old" or "thats mean" fuck him. Square up. They deserve worse than the beatings they'd get. No "champions" either, as in "they fight in my place". Better yet make them fight each other to the death. Tickets to that would sell out, but it should be free to watch.
creegro
Maybe that should be a new rule, if you can't defend yourself from the average American then you have no right to make laws for the people
BuckFudddy
Who? This Mitch McConnell?
BenderRodriguz1010
That's the one. Break that turtles shell.
Andunistar
Just need 15 seconds and a claw hammer.
BenderRodriguz1010
This guy gets it
Andunistar
Remember most armored vehicles don't have armor on the bottem and are fameble, body armor to. Use storm matches tied to closed bottels so you don't kill yourself doing something with a rag seen on tv.
PolitiCat
You literally have a constitutional amendment that allows you to fight tyrants.
RunningDroid
Once upon a time politicians would get into fist fights over disagreements
OmNachoMama
Once upon a time, duels were legal. I think the tickets would sell faster for this
SheepySleepySmuggler
A rematch between Rand Paul and his neighbour?
MikeRInternetTraveler
Dibs on Fetterman. I’ll beat the hoodie off his Shrek-ass.
Snooj
Grab his low-rent tie and choke him.
BHPaperstacks
WHATS THAT? BY GOD! its taxpayer 718-96-2323 with the folding chair!
certainlynotaserialkiller
they should sell tickets to punch him. just one punch. just those sales would balance the fucking budget overnight.
Seph89
Can we buy more than one ticket, If so I'll take three. The dumpster fire in charge is catching a three piece.
SackTheRipper
Could we toss them from the top the cage from Hell in a Cell?
drunkbs
Chuck Schumer vs Nancy Pelosi!! This Sunday!! In THE OCTAGON CAGE!!! Two politicians enter!!! Only one remains standing!!!
OmNachoMama
My money is on pelosi. She's a mean old lady
Snooj
Two politicians enter! Neither one is actually able to stand for very long!
NotSomoneElse68
For moral reasons I can't wish death on anybody. McConnell had been my exception. He is personally responsible for the mess we're in. And NOW he tries to walk it back. He deserves to be locked in a cage and allowed to starve or impacted with a tumor and forced to carry it until it kills him. I hate that he gets to die comfortable. He is responsible for thousands of horrible deaths.
MikeRInternetTraveler
I have no such compunction, so allow me to do it for you:
I wish Mitch McConnell would die, of natural causes, and I hope he’s conscious right to the very end, and I hope it hurts the whole time.
BenderRodriguz1010
I want him to fall down the stairs. That's definitely possible and he'd be awake and scared the whole time.
robingal1
And when he uses what little breath he has to call out for help, we all publicky shame him for being such a sinful welfare queen who should've kept his knees closed.
Snooj
I don't wish death on Mitch. Are you familiar with that cartoon where an alien severs human heads, encapsulates them in spheres on indefinite life support, and feeds fear and pain directly into their minds? More like that.
BenderRodriguz1010
Im not, but do go on. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2ViM2ZrNTBza3gyZ2c4eG55MTAzanVuaHI4ZjQ5ZTl6MWgyajI5cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pUeXcg80cO8I8/200w.webp
Snooj
https://joyreactor.com/post/911521